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Clips from Hotel Transylvania

Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat?

"Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat?"

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Or were they bat-sized?

"Or were they bat-sized?"

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Who exactly is that?

"Who exactly is that?"

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Honeybat.

"Honeybat."

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You see, it's your birthday.

"You see, it's your birthday."

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And you know l want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life.

"And you know l want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life."

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So, well, l needed some help.

"So, well, l needed some help."

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You needed help?

"You needed help?"

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Well, look, l am very good, but l thought it would be

"Well, look, l am very good, but l thought it would be"

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even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party.

"even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party."

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-You're my age? -Sure.

"-You're my age? -Sure."

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Well, how old are you?

"Well, how old are you?"

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1 1 8.

"1 1 8."

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One hundred and...

"One hundred and..."

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Yeah, l'm 1 21 .

"Yeah, l'm 1 21 ."

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Really?

"Really?"

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You see? Everything is very, very normal.

"You see? Everything is very, very normal."

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l'm throwing a party, and he's helping.

"l'm throwing a party, and he's helping."

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-Sir, there's an emergency. -Not now.

"-Sir, there's an emergency. -Not now."

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Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here?

"Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here?"

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Wait, what's going on here?

"Wait, what's going on here?"

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There's an emergency in your precious hotel, and you're not running to fix it?

"There's an emergency in your precious hotel, and you're not running to fix it?"

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Why? ls it because of him?

"Why? ls it because of him?"

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Whoa, look at my face.

"Whoa, look at my face."

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No, precious bones, it's not because of him.

"No, precious bones, it's not because of him."

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Good. Then go check on the emergency, and l'll keep him company.

"Good. Then go check on the emergency, and l'll keep him company."

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-No! Anything but that! -What?

"-No! Anything but that! -What?"

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l mean, because he needs time to plan.

"l mean, because he needs time to plan."

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And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning.

"And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning."

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He is company-keeping,

"He is company-keeping,"

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and then the plan, it's... lt doesn't get planned.

"and then the plan, it's... lt doesn't get planned."

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-Good one. -Shut up!

"-Good one. -Shut up!"

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Okay. So, maybe if you're not planning later, we can hang out.

"Okay. So, maybe if you're not planning later, we can hang out."

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-Sounds good. -Yes. You hear that?

"-Sounds good. -Yes. You hear that?"

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lt sounds good.

"lt sounds good."

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So you will hang out. See you later, my honey. Lovely.

"So you will hang out. See you later, my honey. Lovely."

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Okay, you're not hanging out.

"Okay, you're not hanging out."

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Because you are leaving.

"Because you are leaving."

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But the opposite, you said.

"But the opposite, you said."

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But, sir, the emergency.

"But, sir, the emergency."

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Follow me.

"Follow me."

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Boy, that kid smelled.

"Boy, that kid smelled."

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Where are we going?

"Where are we going?"

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Just getting rid of you

"Just getting rid of you"

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through a secret tunnel so she does not see us.

"through a secret tunnel so she does not see us."

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So, can l ask you a question?

"So, can l ask you a question?"

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ls that real, about the garlic thing?

"ls that real, about the garlic thing?"

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Yes, l cannot have it. My throat swells.

"Yes, l cannot have it. My throat swells."

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Wooden stake to the heart?

"Wooden stake to the heart?"

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Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?

"Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?"

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Here we go.

"Here we go."

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l'm sorry. l'm a little lost.

"l'm sorry. l'm a little lost."

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Yes, l know it's your honeymoon. l apologize.

"Yes, l know it's your honeymoon. l apologize."

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Go back to doing what you were doing.

"Go back to doing what you were doing."

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l'm not down here much.

"l'm not down here much."

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lt's meant to be an exit if humans ever invade.

"lt's meant to be an exit if humans ever invade."

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So, l'm, like, the first human here, huh? That's really cool.

"So, l'm, like, the first human here, huh? That's really cool."

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

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l think this is it.

"l think this is it."

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-What's happening? -l'm terribly sorry.

"-What's happening? -l'm terribly sorry."

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-My mistake. -What is wrong with you people?

"-My mistake. -What is wrong with you people?"

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Oh, man. This place is amazing.

"Oh, man. This place is amazing."

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Okay, l could really use some silence right now.

"Okay, l could really use some silence right now."

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All right, third time's a...

"All right, third time's a..."

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Drac.

"Drac."

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Yes, Frankie?

"Yes, Frankie?"

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Hey, buddy, what you been doing?

"Hey, buddy, what you been doing?"

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Don't move.

"Don't move."

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Never mind that. What you been doing?

"Never mind that. What you been doing?"

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We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis's party,

"We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis's party,"

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and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand.

"and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand."

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Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart,

"Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart,"

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Bach and Beethoven this instant.

"Bach and Beethoven this instant."

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Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?

"Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?"

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Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times.

"Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times."

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We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.

"We even thought maybe you'd sing with us."

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Come on, fellas. You know that l haven't sung in public since Martha.

"Come on, fellas. You know that l haven't sung in public since Martha."

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Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it.

"Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it."

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l said no!

"l said no!"

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Don't ask me again!

"Don't ask me again!"

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Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up.

"Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up."

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-Wow. He really scared you. -l wasn't scared.

"-Wow. He really scared you. -l wasn't scared."

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l was being polite, okay?

"l was being polite, okay?"

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Hey. What are you doing here? l thought you were planning.

"Hey. What are you doing here? l thought you were planning."

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l never caught your name.

"l never caught your name."

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My name's Mavis.

"My name's Mavis."

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Mavis? That's a pretty neat name.

"Mavis? That's a pretty neat name."

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Yeah, my mom picked it.

"Yeah, my mom picked it."

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So, are you going to tell me your name?

"So, are you going to tell me your name?"

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Me? My name? Good question.

"Me? My name? Good question."

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Well, obviously, l'm Frankenstein.

"Well, obviously, l'm Frankenstein."

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No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there.

"No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there."

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The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart.

"The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart."

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Right. Of course, he's your uncle.

"Right. Of course, he's your uncle."

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Well, see, l'm not "the" Frankenstein.

"Well, see, l'm not "the" Frankenstein."

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l'm his cousin, Johnnystein.

"l'm his cousin, Johnnystein."

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-Johnnystein? -Hey, Mavis.

"-Johnnystein? -Hey, Mavis."

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Who is that?

"Who is that?"

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Are these monsters going to kill me?

"Are these monsters going to kill me?"

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Not as long as they think you're a monster.

"Not as long as they think you're a monster."

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Huh? That's kind of racist.

"Huh? That's kind of racist."

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We'll talk later.

"We'll talk later."

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-ls he making fun of me? -No, no.

"-ls he making fun of me? -No, no."

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Of course he's not, because he's...

"Of course he's not, because he's..."

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He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

"He's your cousin, Johnnystein."

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Yes, yes, yes.

"Yes, yes, yes."

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l don't have no cousin.

"l don't have no cousin."

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No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.

"No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed."

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On your right arm's side.

"On your right arm's side."

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You have a cousin?

"You have a cousin?"

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Frank, if your arm could talk,

"Frank, if your arm could talk,"

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he would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother.

"he would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother."

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Who married a woman.

"Who married a woman."

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-Who was... -For strangling a pig.

"-Who was... -For strangling a pig."

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l have pig-strangling blood in my arm?

"l have pig-strangling blood in my arm?"

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That's kind of cool.

"That's kind of cool."

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Well, cuz, great to meet you.

"Well, cuz, great to meet you."

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So, what brings you here, Johnny?

"So, what brings you here, Johnny?"

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-What was that? -Oh, sorry.

"-What was that? -Oh, sorry."

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l should really clear my throat before l speak.

"l should really clear my throat before l speak."

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