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Clips from Scary Movie 3 (2003)

"Okay, I count cash, you count sheep"
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"You better not sleep on the beats, capisce"
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"[Crowd cheering]"
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"All right, all right, all right! That was hot!"
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"That's what I'm talking about. That was hot, right?"
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"Right? Yo, what do we think?"
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"I thought you were both absolutely dreadful."
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"Ghastly."
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"What?"
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"I don't know what I'm doing here."
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"This club is totally pathetic."
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"[Crowd yelling]"
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"Everybody put your hands up"
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"You ready, George?"
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"- It's showtime, baby. - Okay."
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"I just want to let you know no matter what goes on"
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"on that stage tonight..."
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"you'll always be in my heart."
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"Oh, that's love. That's love right there."
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"- I love you. - That's what I'm talking about."
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"I love you, man. Can you feel it?"
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"Can you feel my love on your hip?"
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"Can you feel it?"
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"C. J: I can't get around!"
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"Come on, dawg! That's what I'm talkin' about!"
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"You go out there and you rip it tonight. All right, man?"
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"You do your thing tonight, all right?"
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"- Okay. Cool. - We shouldn't have to do that."
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"We love each other."
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"I'm gonna go bring you on."
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"Let's do it, baby. We hyped!"
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"Yeah. All right, all right."
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"Y'all ready for the next throwdown?"
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"To my left, we have the reigning champion."
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"Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx."
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"B X! What? What? What?"
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"Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy.""
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"Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena!"
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"Some of y'all call him Joey Crack."
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"Stick 'em up!"
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"But, tonight, let's give it up for Fat Joe!"
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"I got to go against him?"
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"Give it up! Give it up!"
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"What you think, they're here to see Fat Joe?"
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"CROWD: Joe! Joe! Joe!"
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"No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!""
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"Now my challenger. Whoo!"
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"He's a farmer rapper."
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"So you know he been kicking the shit all day!"
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"Let's give it up for my man, George!"
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"That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Come on, everybody! Put your hands..."
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"That's right. Okay, Joey Crack."
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"You're the reigning champion, so you get to spit first."
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"Yo, deejay, spin that shit!"
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"[Mid-tempo beat plays]"
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"These guys can't be serious right here."
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"Stan and Mini-Me"
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"A.K.A. I hope he ain't the one you fight with"
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"Hey, yo, this nigga's mad corny"
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"And ain't got no skills, 'cause he's all right"
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"TOGETHER: But he's not real"
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"Don't mean to hurt your feelings"
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"But you'll never get a deal"
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"'Cause he's all right, but he's not real"
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"You're a needle in a haystack"
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"I'm the don, the city slicker"
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"Forget cows and milk your moms"
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"Her titties give ya that elixir"
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"Thought he wasn't?"
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"Bet this nigga end up having kids with his cousin"
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"Half-retarded, my number-one fan be like"
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"[Stammers]"
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"That means Fat Joe's the man"
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"You're a liar in denial"
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"Kill your ass quicker than I died in "Empire""
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"How dare you want to joust with me?"
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"Looking like you dying of SARS or mad cow disease"
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"You fake B-Rabbit out to battle me"
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"Eight miles down the road"
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"The farm's thataway"
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"Oh! Okay, let's go! Wait a minute!"
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"MAHALIK: Whoo! All right!"
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"All right! That was hot!"
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"That was tight, Fat Joe. Yo!"
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"Now everybody give it up for my man, George!"
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"Deejay, spin that shit!"
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"- Whoo! - [Mid-tempo beat plays]"
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"Come on! Come on! Everybody!"
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"[Note plays]"
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"Bitch"
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"[Lower note plays]"
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"Ho"
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"[Notes playing]"
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"Now everybody in the 2-0-2"
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"Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through"
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"Now everybody in the 2-0-2, throw 'em up"
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"- Check it out. - [Chanting] Go! Go! Go!"
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"I'm a white boy, but my neck is red"
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"I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread"
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"My face is pale, Nah, I've never been in jail"
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"Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail"
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"How many bitches have I slapped?"
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"Zero, unh"
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"And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero"
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"I grew up on a farm, and I was born with no rhythm"
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"Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him"
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"I can't dance, I wear khaki pants"
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"My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France"
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"So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black"
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"But you can't talk smack"
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"'Cause whitey just struck back"
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"Whoo!"
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
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"MAHALIK: Give it up for George!"
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"That's my boy right there! That's what..."
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"Oh, shit. Ooh."
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"[Crowd murmuring]"
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"George! George! The hood!"
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"Lose the hood!"
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