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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

AND YOU SEE A GIRL AND YOU MIGHT TRY TO TALK TO HER.

"AND YOU SEE A GIRL AND YOU MIGHT TRY TO TALK TO HER."

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IT JUST MIGHT NOT COME OUT RIGHT.

"IT JUST MIGHT NOT COME OUT RIGHT."

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"DAMN, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES !"

""DAMN, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES !""

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THE GIRL GETS MAD AT YOU.

"THE GIRL GETS MAD AT YOU."

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"OH, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE !

""OH, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE !"

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"JUST BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS WAY

""JUST BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS WAY"

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"DOES NOT...

""DOES NOT..."

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MAKE ME A WHORE."

"MAKE ME A WHORE.""

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WHICH IS TRUE.

"WHICH IS TRUE."

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GENTLEMEN, THAT IS TRUE.

"GENTLEMEN, THAT IS TRUE."

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JUST BECAUSE THEY DRESS A CERTAIN WAY,

"JUST BECAUSE THEY DRESS A CERTAIN WAY,"

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DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE A CERTAIN WAY.

"DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE A CERTAIN WAY."

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DON'T EVER FORGET IT,

"DON'T EVER FORGET IT,"

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BUT, LADIES, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT

"BUT, LADIES, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT"

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THAT IS FUCKING CONFUSING.

"THAT IS FUCKING CONFUSING."

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IT JUST IS.

"IT JUST IS."

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NOW, THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME, DAVE CHAPPELLE, THE COMEDIAN,

"NOW, THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME, DAVE CHAPPELLE, THE COMEDIAN,"

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WALKING AROUND THE STREETS IN A COP UNIFORM.

"WALKING AROUND THE STREETS IN A COP UNIFORM."

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SOMEBODY MIGHT RUN UP ON ME.

"SOMEBODY MIGHT RUN UP ON ME."

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"AHH, THANK GOD, OFFICER, HELP US !

""AHH, THANK GOD, OFFICER, HELP US !"

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C'MON, THEY'RE OVER HERE, HELP US !"

"C'MON, THEY'RE OVER HERE, HELP US !""

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I'D BE, "OH, JUST BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS WAY,

"I'D BE, "OH, JUST BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS WAY,"

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DOES NOT MAKE ME A POLICE OFFICER !"

"DOES NOT MAKE ME A POLICE OFFICER !""

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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING ?

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING ?"

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I WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT LADY, FINE, FINE !

"I WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT LADY, FINE, FINE !"

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"YOU ARE NOT A WHORE.

""YOU ARE NOT A WHORE."

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"BUT, YOU ARE WEARING A WHORE'S UNIFORM,

""BUT, YOU ARE WEARING A WHORE'S UNIFORM,"

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I'LL TELL YOU THAT SHIT."

"I'LL TELL YOU THAT SHIT.""

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS CAN HAPPEN.

"MISUNDERSTANDINGS CAN HAPPEN."

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AND THEN, MEN, WE MISUNDERSTAND WOMEN A LOT.

"AND THEN, MEN, WE MISUNDERSTAND WOMEN A LOT."

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WE ALWAYS UNDERMINE THEIR FEELINGS.

"WE ALWAYS UNDERMINE THEIR FEELINGS."

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THEM, YOU CAN'T.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THEM, YOU CAN'T."

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BECAUSE, SEE, FEELINGS ARE...

"BECAUSE, SEE, FEELINGS ARE..."

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FEELINGS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO WOMEN.

"FEELINGS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO WOMEN."

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THEY ARE ALL IMPORTANT TO WOMEN.

"THEY ARE ALL IMPORTANT TO WOMEN."

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I'M JUST LEARNING THIS SHIT.

"I'M JUST LEARNING THIS SHIT."

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EVERYTHING'S BASED ON HOW THEY FEEL.

"EVERYTHING'S BASED ON HOW THEY FEEL."

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YOU CAN HEAR IT WHEN THEY TELL STORIES.

"YOU CAN HEAR IT WHEN THEY TELL STORIES."

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YOU HEAR A MAN TELL A STORY,

"YOU HEAR A MAN TELL A STORY,"

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IT'LL BE JUST FACTS.

"IT'LL BE JUST FACTS."

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WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY.

"WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY."

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"IT WAS ME AND BOB, WE WAS AT SAFEWAY.

""IT WAS ME AND BOB, WE WAS AT SAFEWAY."

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"AND THAT NIGGER BOB SAID THIS,

""AND THAT NIGGER BOB SAID THIS,"

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"AND I PUNCHED THAT NIGGER AND THEN I BROKE OUT.

""AND I PUNCHED THAT NIGGER AND THEN I BROKE OUT."

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THAT'S THE STORY."

"THAT'S THE STORY.""

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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"THAT'S THE STORY."

""THAT'S THE STORY.""

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WOMEN WOULD TELL THE STORY WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS IN IT.

"WOMEN WOULD TELL THE STORY WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS IN IT."

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"WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,

""WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,"

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"I WAS ON MY PERIOD AND I JUST TALKED TO MY MOTHER.

""I WAS ON MY PERIOD AND I JUST TALKED TO MY MOTHER."

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SO, I WAS FEELING LIKE, REALLY BAD... "

"SO, I WAS FEELING LIKE, REALLY BAD... ""

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"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, GET TO IT !"

""WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, GET TO IT !""

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BUT, THEY GOTTA TALK ABOUT 'EM.

"BUT, THEY GOTTA TALK ABOUT 'EM."

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GOTTA TALK ABOUT 'EM.

"GOTTA TALK ABOUT 'EM."

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THAT'S HOW THEY ALWAYS GET ME.

"THAT'S HOW THEY ALWAYS GET ME."

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I'LL BE SITTING THERE, WATCHING TV,

"I'LL BE SITTING THERE, WATCHING TV,"

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CHILLIN' AND SHIT.

"CHILLIN' AND SHIT."

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MY OLD LADY COME UP TO ME.

"MY OLD LADY COME UP TO ME."

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"DAVID,

""DAVID,"

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WE NEED TO TALK."

"WE NEED TO TALK.""

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"FUCK !"

""FUCK !""

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I DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

"I DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD."

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THAT'S HOW I FEEL INSIDE.

"THAT'S HOW I FEEL INSIDE."

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BECAUSE I KNOW EVERY TIME WE NEED TO TALK,

"BECAUSE I KNOW EVERY TIME WE NEED TO TALK,"

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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT I GOTTA DO.

"WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT I GOTTA DO."

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BUT, WE DON'T EVER GOTTA TALK ABOUT

"BUT, WE DON'T EVER GOTTA TALK ABOUT"

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ANYTHING SHE NEEDS TO DO.

"ANYTHING SHE NEEDS TO DO."

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SHE LEAVES ME DEFENSELESS !

"SHE LEAVES ME DEFENSELESS !"

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I HAVE TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

"I HAVE TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO."

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"DAVID, WE NEED TO TALK."

""DAVID, WE NEED TO TALK.""

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( Cagney voice ) "AHH... "

"( Cagney voice ) "AHH... ""

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"DON'T DO THAT TO ME DAVID, THIS IS SERIOUS.

""DON'T DO THAT TO ME DAVID, THIS IS SERIOUS."

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STOP TALKING IN THAT VOICE."

"STOP TALKING IN THAT VOICE.""

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( Cagney voice ) "NOW, SEE... !

"( Cagney voice ) "NOW, SEE... !"

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"I GOTTA DO THIS, SEE !!

""I GOTTA DO THIS, SEE !!"

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AHH, SEE ?!"

"AHH, SEE ?!""

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I COMPLAIN, BUT, I'M HAPPY I'M WITH SOMEBODY.

"I COMPLAIN, BUT, I'M HAPPY I'M WITH SOMEBODY."

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I DON'T WANNA BE SINGLE, I DON'T LIKE THAT.

"I DON'T WANNA BE SINGLE, I DON'T LIKE THAT."

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SOMETIMES YOU GO TO THEM SINGLE CLUBS,

"SOMETIMES YOU GO TO THEM SINGLE CLUBS,"

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YOU SEE TOO MUCH.

"YOU SEE TOO MUCH."

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I WAS ON THE ROAD, ONE CLUB,

"I WAS ON THE ROAD, ONE CLUB,"

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AND I SEEN A THING THEY CALL,

"AND I SEEN A THING THEY CALL,"

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A THONG CONTEST.

"A THONG CONTEST."

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( male in audience ) YES !!!!

"( male in audience ) YES !!!!"

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YEAH, I SEEN A THONG CONTEST.

"YEAH, I SEEN A THONG CONTEST."

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( male ) SCANDALOUS !

"( male ) SCANDALOUS !"

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YEAH, THAT'S SOME SCANDALOUS SHIT, ALRIGHT.

"YEAH, THAT'S SOME SCANDALOUS SHIT, ALRIGHT."

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I COULDN'T GET OVER THAT, MAN.

"I COULDN'T GET OVER THAT, MAN."

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I WAS DANCING WITH A GIRL AND THE DJ SAID,

"I WAS DANCING WITH A GIRL AND THE DJ SAID,"

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"EVERYBODY THAT WANTS TO BE IN THE THONG CONTEST

""EVERYBODY THAT WANTS TO BE IN THE THONG CONTEST"

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PLEASE REPORT TO THE DJ BOOTH."

"PLEASE REPORT TO THE DJ BOOTH.""

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THE GIRL'S LIKE, "EXCUSE ME !"

"THE GIRL'S LIKE, "EXCUSE ME !""

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THEY PUT ON THAT SONG,

"THEY PUT ON THAT SONG,"

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♪ LET ME SEE SOME, THONG, THONG, THONG... ♪

"♪ LET ME SEE SOME, THONG, THONG, THONG... ♪"

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THEM GIRLS WAS GOING OFF !

"THEM GIRLS WAS GOING OFF !"

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SOME OF THEM PULLING THEIR PANTS DOWN,

"SOME OF THEM PULLING THEIR PANTS DOWN,"

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SOME OF THEM PULLING THEIR SKIRTS UP,

"SOME OF THEM PULLING THEIR SKIRTS UP,"

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ALL OF THEM SHAKING THEIR BUTTS.

"ALL OF THEM SHAKING THEIR BUTTS."

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SOME OF THEM DIDN'T HAVE UNDERWEAR ON,

"SOME OF THEM DIDN'T HAVE UNDERWEAR ON,"

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THEY WAS JUST FUCKIN' SHAKING THEIR BUTT.

"THEY WAS JUST FUCKIN' SHAKING THEIR BUTT."

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I MEAN, I WAS FUCKIN' DISGUSTED,

"I MEAN, I WAS FUCKIN' DISGUSTED,"

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BUT I COULDN'T TURN AWAY.

"BUT I COULDN'T TURN AWAY."

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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BUT, NO, PLEASE, FOR THE SQUEAMISH,

"BUT, NO, PLEASE, FOR THE SQUEAMISH,"

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JUST PLUG YOUR EARS.

"JUST PLUG YOUR EARS."

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ONE OF THE GIRLS WAS GETTING SO INTO IT,

"ONE OF THE GIRLS WAS GETTING SO INTO IT,"

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NOW THERE'S NO COPS AROUND, RIGHT ?

"NOW THERE'S NO COPS AROUND, RIGHT ?"

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BUT, SHE ACTUALLY, I'M SORRY TO TELL Y'ALL THIS,

"BUT, SHE ACTUALLY, I'M SORRY TO TELL Y'ALL THIS,"

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BUT, SHE SPREADS HER BUTT CHEEKS OPEN,

"BUT, SHE SPREADS HER BUTT CHEEKS OPEN,"

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IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED DISCO, RIGHT ?

"IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED DISCO, RIGHT ?"

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I WAS DISGUSTED 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE 10 YARDS AWAY FROM HER,

"I WAS DISGUSTED 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE 10 YARDS AWAY FROM HER,"

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I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD !"

"I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD !""

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IS THAT HER BIRTH CANAL ?

"IS THAT HER BIRTH CANAL ?"

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OH, IT GETS WORSE.

"OH, IT GETS WORSE."

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GOOD GOD, ALMIGHTY, IS THAT,

"GOOD GOD, ALMIGHTY, IS THAT,"

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IS THAT A BABY ?

"IS THAT A BABY ?"

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I KNOW THAT'S GROSS, IT'S GROSS,

"I KNOW THAT'S GROSS, IT'S GROSS,"

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'CAUSE, IT WAS A BABY.

"'CAUSE, IT WAS A BABY."

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IT WAS THE SAME BABY FROM THE PROJECTS,

"IT WAS THE SAME BABY FROM THE PROJECTS,"

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HE'S LIKE, "I SNUCK IN THE CLUB, NIGGER !

"HE'S LIKE, "I SNUCK IN THE CLUB, NIGGER !"

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