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Clips from Dead End: Paranormal Park - The Pauline Phoenix Experience (S01E01)

"I don't know anyone else who has defeated a fear demon"
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"or stopped an army of zombie mascots,"
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"or even rewrote the park's guidebook from scratch."
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"Well, it was a bit uninspired,"
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"and the Russian translation was really lacking."
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"Exactly! Not even Pauline has done those things."
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"[screen humming]"
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"[indistinct chatter on TV]"
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"It's working."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Before we go back, there's one more thing I need to see."
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"By the way, you were amazing as Patience Bonaparte."
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"I'm glad you noticed."
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"[woman] This is bogus, Pauline."
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"Why hire a stunt woman when you can do your own stunts?"
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"I hardly consider sitting on a swing a stunt, Barbara."
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"It's Barborah. I'm just worried about you."
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"Every time you do your own stunts, something goes wrong."
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"I'm just saying because I care about you, and because…"
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"Yes?"
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"You're not as young as you used to be."
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"Oh, is that so? Then why I still getting all these leading-lady roles, hmm?"
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"This is a life insurance commercial."
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"Excuse me! I will have you know that this ad is for the trendiest,"
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"most fly life insurance on the market."
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"I can do this myself!"
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"Fine! It's your funeral!"
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"This world is lame. Let's go back to the morgue."
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"[crew member] Okay, everyone, places."
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"Samsara Mutual, Pauline Phoenix Spirit Package, take one."
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"Action!"
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"[Pauline] You love your family."
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"You make sure they wear their seatbelts and wash their food before they eat it,"
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"so why are you selfishly leaving them with nothing"
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"when you inevitably die?"
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"It could happen any day now and you haven't planned for it at all"
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"because you are a bad person who only thinks of yourself."
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"But not me,"
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"because I've signed up to the Spirit Package"
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"by Samara Mutual."
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"Oh, it's the best, most expensive life insurance option on the market."
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"Sign up today using the number on your screen,"
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"and you know by paying more,"
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"you'll get more for those you leave behind,"
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"because no one lives forever."
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"Not even star… [screams]"
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"[gasps] Cut! Cut, cut! Pauline!"
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"-[Norma gasps] No! -Pauline! Wait, where is she?"
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"[cameraman] Oh, my camera!"
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"[thuds]"
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"[panting] Pauline! Pauline, no!"
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"[sobbing] Pauline, please, please wake up. Please!"
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"What?"
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"Not bad. [sucks teeth]"
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"Shame about the teeth."
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"[crew member] Pauline, dear, are you okay?"
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"I'm fine! Just a scratch."
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"No one will ever see this…"
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"[in demonic voice] tape."
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"[crackling]"
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"[all exclaim]"
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"[sighs] We're back at the museum, but the ghost is gone."
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"How long were we in there?"
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"We just saw Pauline die. Like really, really die."
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"And judging by that "radical ad" soundtrack,"
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"like, 30 years ago."
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"Pauline's ghost possessed Barborah, and once she was done with her,"
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"she kept possessing more and more look-alikes…"
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"Staying young forever, and keeping her career alive."
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"And Jennifer was her latest victim."
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"[panting]"
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"[screaming]"
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"But if Jennifer's free now, Pauline needs a new body."
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"Who's gonna be next?"
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"Hey, Norma, Pauline is way cooler than I thought."
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"I get why you're so obsessed with her now."
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"Maybe I'll join the fan club."
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"[Norma sobbing] She's been using us."
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"Using her fans. Lying to us all!"
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"Yeah. Like I said, cool, right?"
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"Courtney, this isn't a joke."
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"I'm not joking! It's a clever plan!"
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"Using human stupidity and trust against them,"
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"her idiot fans lapping up every word."
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"[laughs maniacally]"
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"I can't believe anyone would be so dumb."
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"[sobbing]"
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"-Norma? -Huh?"
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"-[Pugsley barks] -Whoa!"
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"-[barking] -Whoa, whoa, whoa, little buddy!"
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"Easy there. I'm just messing around."
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"You love it when I do that."
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"A human is upset, so you need to back off!"
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"A human?"
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"Oh, right, because you still see me as less than you, don't you?"
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"I didn't know this was a secret human-only club!"
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"Humans and dogs."
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"You keep your distance with mushy human stuff."
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"We don't need you right now."
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"-[Norma sobbing] -Oh, when do you ever need me?"
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"Fine! I'm out of here."
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"Don't try to stop me!"
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"We're not."
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"-[sobbing continues] -[gulps]"
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"Well, that's fine with me."
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"You guys are exhausting with all your dumb emotions and friendships."
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"You almost tricked me into feeling all that soppy stuff too,"
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"but you know what? It didn't work."
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"[voice shaking] It didn't work."
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"[Norma] She's right. I'm just another idiot fan."
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"[sniffles]"
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"We have to stop her, before she possesses someone else."
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"[door opens]"
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"-[all scream] -[woman] Hey, it's them, the traitors!"
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"[Norma] Banned for life? She turned the whole park against us!"
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"Stupid humans with their stupid problems."
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"It's not my fault that she was obsessed with that…"
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"[gasps] Pauline?"
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"Tough day, puddin'?"
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"Uh, why are you here, talking to me?"
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