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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - The Spelling Bee is Rigged/Dakota's Dad (S01E01)

"- It's just a long flight. - For God's sake, son!"
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"This is the regionals. Nothing is more important."
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"These kids study until they vomit."
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"Now, get out there and make me proud."
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"- Do you think it's possible you take this"
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"a little too seriously?"
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"- Your first word is...aardvark."
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"- Aardvark. Easy."
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"A to the A to the R to the D to the V to the A"
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"to the R to the K. Aardvark, bitches."
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"- Okay, that whole thing was very inappropriate."
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"- I agree, that was too much. What was that voice I did?"
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"- Okay, our next competitor is Tom."
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"- All right, thanks for having me, everyone."
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"I'm ready to spell it up. Throw one at me."
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"- Tom, your first word is...armoire."
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"- Armoire? - Oh, come on,"
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"not all kids have "armoires.""
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"- Excuse me. - We have closets"
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"like normal people. - Ma'am."
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"- Tom, just spell closet. - That is not the word."
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"- Mom, I've got this. - Yes,"
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"Tom is one of our best spellers."
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"- What are you doing?"
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"- Oh, sorry. - Is your eye okay?"
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"- I was winking. I'm not a great winker."
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"- I think it is time for you to spell the word."
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"- Oh, God. - [groans]"
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"- A-R-M-O-I-R-E. Armoire."
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"- That is correct! - Wait, how did he..."
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"- As much as it pains me,"
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"Shady Oaks will advance to the finals."
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"- All right, Tom! - Yes! That was fantastic!"
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"- That's my baby son who knows how to spell armoire!"
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"- There's my principal."
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"I did it, what a victory. What a..."
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"- Tom, get in here. Close the door, please."
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"And shove a towel under the bottom--"
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"really shove it in there good."
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"And cover your mouth--"
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"- It's not exactly a high-five-"
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"- Cover your mouth when you talk, please."
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"- What's going on. Are you okay?"
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"- Tom, I know you cheated."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry."
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"You know, I just didn't want to let everyone down."
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"But hey, we won, right?"
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"- No, Tom, that's the problem. I gamble on these games."
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"- Wait, you gamble, what? - Yes."
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"And I gambled that we'd lose."
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"That's why I placed you on the team."
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"- I'm not following. Why?"
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"- Our school budget, it's a mess."
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"- Okay. - So I figured out"
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"I'd add a deadbeat kid like you"
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"to the team... - Deadbeat?"
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"- And then I'd bet against us,"
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"and then I would win-- - Okay."
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"- Listen, up. Then I would take the money"
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"and funnel the winnings back into the budget."
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"- Is this the kind of stuff you do in here all day?"
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"- Tom, I need you to throw the next match."
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"- Nah, I think, you know, that's where I draw the line."
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"That feels kind of sleazy."
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"- Tom, you're already cheating!"
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"All I'm asking you to do is not cheat!"
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"- Well, if you look at it that way, yeah."
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"- Yes, that's the way I want you to look at it."
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"- So it's either a scheme or a hoax, is the basic choice."
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"- Oh, my God, you could twist and turn"
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"and make anything look wrong."
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"- This is exhausting. Talking to you,"
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"it's always exhausting."
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"- I know, I'm literally exhausted."
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"I'm in a bad mood now."
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"[grill sizzling] - Oh, this is nice."
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"Wow, you didn't have to throw me a barbecue, Mom."
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"- I did have to throw you a barbecue,"
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"because I'm so proud of you, Tom."
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"My boy is going to the state spelling bee."
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"- Glad you're proud, Ma, glad you're proud."
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"- What the...Uncle Bill! - [laughs]"
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"- I cannot believe you drove down from Boston!"
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"- I wouldn't miss this for the world, 'ey?"
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"Yeah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy."
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"- Oh, okay. - Come here, hug your uncle,"
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"you goofy, ugly sonofabitch. Come here!"
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"Come here! - That's a bit much."
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"it's a bit much. - Why are you fighting?"
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"- That's a bit--it's a bit mu-- - Listen, hey."
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"Do me a favor, Tommy. - All right."
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"- Spell hot dog."
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"- Uh-oh, tests!"
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"Okay, okay, let's get into it."
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"- H-O-T-D-O-G."
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"- Kid's a friggin' genius. - There it is."
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"- Look at you with the big head, with the words."
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"All right, now spell bun."
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"- B-U-N-N. - Great, right."
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"- Yes. - Now spell eat, eat."
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"- E-A-T. These are pretty easy words,"
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"Uncle Bill. - Listen, I gotta ask you--"
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"what's the bathroom situation here?"
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"I mean, do I go to the bathroom indoors"
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"or is it anything goes?"
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"- No, no, Uncle Bill, it is not an anything goes thing."
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"So we're gonna want you to go indoors."
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"- All right, you might wanna check your driveway."
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"Tommy, I'm so proud of you."
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"- Thank you."
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"- As the two biggest duds in this family,"
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"we gotta stick together. You know what I'm saying?"
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"- Well, I don't know if people lump us together like that."
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"- Oh, they do, no, they do. - Yeah, well."
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"- Listen-- [gulping]"
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"if you ever need help, I'm here for you, okay?"
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"- I've actually got a pretty big dilemma on my hands."
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"Can I share it with you?"
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"- I don't know what dilemma means."
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"- I just got a problem."
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