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Clips from Cheers - The Mail Goes to Jail (S03E03)

SAM, PLEASE.

"SAM, PLEASE."

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CARLA, HOW COULD YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING?

"CARLA, HOW COULD YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING?"

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TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO, I'LL GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT,

"TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO, I'LL GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT,"

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SEE IF I CAN GET YOU OUT, ALL RIGHT?

"SEE IF I CAN GET YOU OUT, ALL RIGHT?"

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THANK YOU.

"THANK YOU."

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OH, SAM. YEAH?

"OH, SAM. YEAH?"

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WILL YOU PUT THE GRATE BACK, PLEASE?

"WILL YOU PUT THE GRATE BACK, PLEASE?"

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SOMEONE ALMOST STEPPED ON MY FACE

"SOMEONE ALMOST STEPPED ON MY FACE"

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WITH THE CUTEST LITTLE SATIN PUMPS.

"WITH THE CUTEST LITTLE SATIN PUMPS."

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OOH.

"OOH."

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'S ALL RIGHT?

"'S ALL RIGHT?"

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'S ALL RIGHT.

"'S ALL RIGHT."

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WELL, MY SUPERVISOR CONFIRMED

"WELL, MY SUPERVISOR CONFIRMED"

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EXACTLY WHAT I SUSPECTED ALL ALONG.

"EXACTLY WHAT I SUSPECTED ALL ALONG."

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THAT HE HIRED YOU AS A TOKEN WEENIE.

"THAT HE HIRED YOU AS A TOKEN WEENIE."

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NO. HE TOLD ME THAT A COURIER

"NO. HE TOLD ME THAT A COURIER"

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WHO LETS SOMEBODY ELSE DELIVER HIS MAIL FOR HIM

"WHO LETS SOMEBODY ELSE DELIVER HIS MAIL FOR HIM"

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COULD FACE A HEARING WHERE, DEPENDING ON HIS PRIOR RECORD,

"COULD FACE A HEARING WHERE, DEPENDING ON HIS PRIOR RECORD,"

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HE COULD BE SUSPENDED OR EVEN RELIEVED FROM DUTY.

"HE COULD BE SUSPENDED OR EVEN RELIEVED FROM DUTY."

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WHAT ABOUT NORM?

"WHAT ABOUT NORM?"

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LOOK, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO NORMIE'S GOT NO PREVIOUS RECORD.

"LOOK, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO NORMIE'S GOT NO PREVIOUS RECORD."

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THEY'LL JUST GIVE HIM

"THEY'LL JUST GIVE HIM"

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A SUSPENDED SENTENCE AND A SHARP REPRIMAND.

"A SUSPENDED SENTENCE AND A SHARP REPRIMAND."

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AW, DAMN IT, CLIFF, YOU'RE WRONG.

"AW, DAMN IT, CLIFF, YOU'RE WRONG."

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE WRONG.

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE WRONG."

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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF."

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COACH IS RIGHT, CLIFFORD.

"COACH IS RIGHT, CLIFFORD."

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YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE NORMAN

"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE NORMAN"

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IF YOU LET HIM DOWN NOW.

"IF YOU LET HIM DOWN NOW."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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SO EITHER YOU GO IN THERE AND STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT, OR WE WILL.

"SO EITHER YOU GO IN THERE AND STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT, OR WE WILL."

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YEAH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA LET SHOW YOUR FACE IN HERE AGAIN.

"YEAH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA LET SHOW YOUR FACE IN HERE AGAIN."

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YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

"YEAH. YEAH. YEAH."

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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

"ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT."

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I'LL CALL MY SUPERVISOR AND EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING

"I'LL CALL MY SUPERVISOR AND EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING"

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FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

"FIRST THING IN THE MORNING."

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NOW!

"NOW!"

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ALL RIGHT, NOW.

"ALL RIGHT, NOW."

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I'LL GO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING NOW.

"I'LL GO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING NOW."

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I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THIS IS GOING TO MEAN THE END FOR ME.

"I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THIS IS GOING TO MEAN THE END FOR ME."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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I'LL--I'LL BE A CIVILIAN.

"I'LL--I'LL BE A CIVILIAN."

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ONE OF THE CROWD.

"ONE OF THE CROWD."

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THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I'M GOING TO MISS, TOO--

"THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I'M GOING TO MISS, TOO--"

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THE FREE MUCILAGE, THE TWINE.

"THE FREE MUCILAGE, THE TWINE."

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THE "OPEN WITH CARE" LABELS

"THE "OPEN WITH CARE" LABELS"

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WE USED TO STICK IN OUR FLIES AT CHRISTMAS PARTIES.

"WE USED TO STICK IN OUR FLIES AT CHRISTMAS PARTIES."

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THE UNIFORM AND THE RESPECT.

"THE UNIFORM AND THE RESPECT."

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YEAH, I'M LEAVING HERE A MAILMAN.

"YEAH, I'M LEAVING HERE A MAILMAN."

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I'M COMING BACK A NOBODY.

"I'M COMING BACK A NOBODY."

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DIANE.

"DIANE."

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I CAN'T GET TO YOU.

"I CAN'T GET TO YOU."

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THE OPENING OF THE AIR DUCT TOO SMALL.

"THE OPENING OF THE AIR DUCT TOO SMALL."

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OHH.

"OHH."

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COACH? CALL THE FURNACE MAN, PLEASE,

"COACH? CALL THE FURNACE MAN, PLEASE,"

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AND TELL HIM IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

"AND TELL HIM IT'S AN EMERGENCY."

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I ALREADY CALLED HIM AGAIN EARLIER THIS EVENING.

"I ALREADY CALLED HIM AGAIN EARLIER THIS EVENING."

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HE SAID HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT AT ALL.

"HE SAID HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT AT ALL."

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SAM, DO SOMETHING.

"SAM, DO SOMETHING."

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I WILL, SWEETHEART. I KNOW SOMEBODY ELSE I CAN CALL.

"I WILL, SWEETHEART. I KNOW SOMEBODY ELSE I CAN CALL."

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LISTEN, I MEAN THIS--

"LISTEN, I MEAN THIS--"

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YOU SAY THE WORD, I DON'T CARE THE COST,

"YOU SAY THE WORD, I DON'T CARE THE COST,"

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I WILL RIP THIS FLOOR UP TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE.

"I WILL RIP THIS FLOOR UP TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE."

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OH, DO IT, SAM, PLEASE.

"OH, DO IT, SAM, PLEASE."

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THAT'S NOT THE WORD.

"THAT'S NOT THE WORD."

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SWINE!

"SWINE!"

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NO, NO, YOU'RE GETTING COLDER.

"NO, NO, YOU'RE GETTING COLDER."

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COME ON NOW, SWEETHEART. OPEN UP.

"COME ON NOW, SWEETHEART. OPEN UP."

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MM-MMM.

"MM-MMM."

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COME ON, DARLING,

"COME ON, DARLING,"

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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THERE.

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THERE."

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YOU GOT TO STAY WARM.

"YOU GOT TO STAY WARM."

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SAM, I'M, AH-- [COUGHS]

"SAM, I'M, AH-- [COUGHS]"

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THERE YOU GO.

"THERE YOU GO."

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OH, I'M SORRY.

"OH, I'M SORRY."

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YOU KNOW, DIANE,

"YOU KNOW, DIANE,"

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THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS JUST TO RELAX AND STAY CALM.

"THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS JUST TO RELAX AND STAY CALM."

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JUST REMEMBER, RATS SENSE FEAR.

"JUST REMEMBER, RATS SENSE FEAR."

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CARLA, AH--

"CARLA, AH--"

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THERE YOU GO, DARLING.

"THERE YOU GO, DARLING."

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THERE YOU GO.

"THERE YOU GO."

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HOW'S THAT, HUH?

"HOW'S THAT, HUH?"

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SAM, I'M NOT HUNGRY, AND I'M NOT COLD.

"SAM, I'M NOT HUNGRY, AND I'M NOT COLD."

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I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

"I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE."

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I KNOW, SWEETHEART.

"I KNOW, SWEETHEART."

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THE GUY CALLED, SAID HE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.

"THE GUY CALLED, SAID HE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE."

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SAY...

"SAY..."

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JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE THE GUY'S NOT ABLE

"JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE THE GUY'S NOT ABLE"

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TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE,

"TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE,"

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DON'T YOU THINK YOU'D FEEL BETTER

"DON'T YOU THINK YOU'D FEEL BETTER"

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IF YOU WERE TO DECLARED YOUR LOVE FOR ME NOW

"IF YOU WERE TO DECLARED YOUR LOVE FOR ME NOW"

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WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE?

"WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE?"

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YOU'RE RIGHT, SAM.

"YOU'RE RIGHT, SAM."

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[WHISPERS]

"[WHISPERS]"

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

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NO!

"NO!"

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LET GO! LET GO!

"LET GO! LET GO!"

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YEOW!

"YEOW!"

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SAID SHE LOVES ME, ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.

"SAID SHE LOVES ME, ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL."

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YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK, SWEETHEART.

"YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK, SWEETHEART."

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ONLY A DOLLAR?

"ONLY A DOLLAR?"

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NO, IT'S HAPPY HOUR. IT'S ONLY 50 CENTS.

"NO, IT'S HAPPY HOUR. IT'S ONLY 50 CENTS."

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OK.

"OK."

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PUCKER UP, BABY.

"PUCKER UP, BABY."

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AAH!

"AAH!"

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SAM!

"SAM!"

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GO SIT DOWN, PAL.

"GO SIT DOWN, PAL."

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GO SIT DOWN.

"GO SIT DOWN."

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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?"

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IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE HAD ALL HIS SHOTS IN THE ARMY.

"IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE HAD ALL HIS SHOTS IN THE ARMY."

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TH--

"TH--"

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BIG NEWS, EVERYBODY.

"BIG NEWS, EVERYBODY."

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BECAUSE OF MY SPOTLESS RECORD,

"BECAUSE OF MY SPOTLESS RECORD,"

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I ONLY RECEIVED A 30-DAY SUSPENSION. WHOO!

"I ONLY RECEIVED A 30-DAY SUSPENSION. WHOO!"

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WELL, WHAT ABOUT NORM? IS NORM GETTING OUT?

"WELL, WHAT ABOUT NORM? IS NORM GETTING OUT?"

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MY SUPERVISOR ALREADY CALLED THE COPS.

"MY SUPERVISOR ALREADY CALLED THE COPS."

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SO YOU SEE, VIRTUE TRIUMPHS AGAIN.

"SO YOU SEE, VIRTUE TRIUMPHS AGAIN."

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SET 'EM UP, SAMMY, DRINKS ARE ON ME.

"SET 'EM UP, SAMMY, DRINKS ARE ON ME."

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WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT.

"WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT."

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I KNOW THAT WASN'T AN EASY THING TO DO.

"I KNOW THAT WASN'T AN EASY THING TO DO."

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