Loading...

You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Cheers - They Called Me Mayday (S02E02)

YEAH, STUPID LIKE A FOX.

"YEAH, STUPID LIKE A FOX."

Cheers

HOW DO YOU KEEP SO TRIM, CARLA?

"HOW DO YOU KEEP SO TRIM, CARLA?"

Cheers

SEX.

"SEX."

Cheers

YOU MEAN SEX IS THE GREATEST EXERCISE?

"YOU MEAN SEX IS THE GREATEST EXERCISE?"

Cheers

NAH. I MISS IT SO MUCH, I CAN'T EAT.

"NAH. I MISS IT SO MUCH, I CAN'T EAT."

Cheers

"WE RAN TOGETHER.

""WE RAN TOGETHER."

Cheers

"SPRING SET THE PACE THROUGH THE WILD HEATHER'S BLOOM.

""SPRING SET THE PACE THROUGH THE WILD HEATHER'S BLOOM."

Cheers

"WE STOPPED,

""WE STOPPED,"

Cheers

"TRANSFIXED BY A MAYFLY'S FLIGHT.

""TRANSFIXED BY A MAYFLY'S FLIGHT."

Cheers

"IS LOVE NOT SUCH, BUT EASIER TO CAPTURE?

""IS LOVE NOT SUCH, BUT EASIER TO CAPTURE?"

Cheers

"A BUG, YOU SAID,

""A BUG, YOU SAID,"

Cheers

"CRUSHING IT.

""CRUSHING IT."

Cheers

I SMILED, BUT JUST A LITTLE."

"I SMILED, BUT JUST A LITTLE.""

Cheers

WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK?

"WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK?"

Cheers

WELL, IT'S, UH...AHEM...

"WELL, IT'S, UH...AHEM..."

Cheers

IT COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF, UM--

"IT COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF, UM--"

Cheers

WHAT SHALL I SAY? IT NEEDS A LITTLE...

"WHAT SHALL I SAY? IT NEEDS A LITTLE..."

Cheers

AMBIGUITY, TENSION, AND PARADOX?

"AMBIGUITY, TENSION, AND PARADOX?"

Cheers

EXACTLY.

"EXACTLY."

Cheers

I THINK I'VE SOLVED THAT WITH EPHEMERA II.

"I THINK I'VE SOLVED THAT WITH EPHEMERA II."

Cheers

AHEM.

"AHEM."

Cheers

"THE SKY WAS GOSSAMER... DIANE...

""THE SKY WAS GOSSAMER... DIANE..."

Cheers

FILLING THE WORLD WITH--"

"FILLING THE WORLD WITH--""

Cheers

DIANE, SOMEBODY WANTS YOU AT ANOTHER TABLE.

"DIANE, SOMEBODY WANTS YOU AT ANOTHER TABLE."

Cheers

WHO?

"WHO?"

Cheers

EVERYBODY AT THIS ONE.

"EVERYBODY AT THIS ONE."

Cheers

OH, SAM--

"OH, SAM--"

Cheers

COME ON, SCOOT. GO ON.

"COME ON, SCOOT. GO ON."

Cheers

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, MR. CAVETT.

"I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, MR. CAVETT."

Cheers

SHE GETS A LITTLE OVEREXCITED SOMETIMES.

"SHE GETS A LITTLE OVEREXCITED SOMETIMES."

Cheers

AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

"AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME."

Cheers

I'M SAM MALONE, I'M THE OWNER OF THE BAR HERE.

"I'M SAM MALONE, I'M THE OWNER OF THE BAR HERE."

Cheers

YOU WANT ANYTHING, JUST CALL ME, ALL RIGHT?

"YOU WANT ANYTHING, JUST CALL ME, ALL RIGHT?"

Cheers

HEY, WAIT.

"HEY, WAIT."

Cheers

SAM MALONE. YEAH.

"SAM MALONE. YEAH."

Cheers

YOU PLAYED BASEBALL?

"YOU PLAYED BASEBALL?"

Cheers

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER ME?

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER ME?"

Cheers

SURE. I SAW YOU PITCH ONCE IN YANKEE STADIUM.

"SURE. I SAW YOU PITCH ONCE IN YANKEE STADIUM."

Cheers

IS THAT RIGHT? DID I HAVE A GOOD NIGHT?

"IS THAT RIGHT? DID I HAVE A GOOD NIGHT?"

Cheers

I HOPE SO. YOU HAD A LOUSY DAY.

"I HOPE SO. YOU HAD A LOUSY DAY."

Cheers

AS I REMEMBER YOU HIT THREE BATTERS

"AS I REMEMBER YOU HIT THREE BATTERS"

Cheers

AND GAVE UP BACK-TO-BACK HOMERS.

"AND GAVE UP BACK-TO-BACK HOMERS."

Cheers

YOU REMEMBER THAT GAME?

"YOU REMEMBER THAT GAME?"

Cheers

I HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM BACK IN THOSE DAYS.

"I HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM BACK IN THOSE DAYS."

Cheers

THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I DON'T REMEMBER

"THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I DON'T REMEMBER"

Cheers

LIKE, UH... OH, 1974, 1975.

"LIKE, UH... OH, 1974, 1975."

Cheers

'75--THE YEAR YOU WON THE PENNANT.

"'75--THE YEAR YOU WON THE PENNANT."

Cheers

WE DID? HEY! HOW ABOUT THAT?

"WE DID? HEY! HOW ABOUT THAT?"

Cheers

IS THAT RIGHT?

"IS THAT RIGHT?"

Cheers

WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SEEM FINE NOW.

"WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SEEM FINE NOW."

Cheers

YEAH, WELL, I FINALLY KICKED IT.

"YEAH, WELL, I FINALLY KICKED IT."

Cheers

LISTEN, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, YOU JUST GIVE A HOLLER.

"LISTEN, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, YOU JUST GIVE A HOLLER."

Cheers

O.K., SAM.

"O.K., SAM."

Cheers

SAY, UH, SAM, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

"SAY, UH, SAM, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING."

Cheers

YOU BET.

"YOU BET."

Cheers

A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.

"A PLEASURE MEETING YOU."

Cheers

SAY, UM...

"SAY, UM..."

Cheers

HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU

"HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU"

Cheers

THAT THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUBLIC INTEREST IN YOUR LIFE STORY?

"THAT THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUBLIC INTEREST IN YOUR LIFE STORY?"

Cheers

OH, YOU MEAN BECAUSE OF MY BASEBALL CAREER

"OH, YOU MEAN BECAUSE OF MY BASEBALL CAREER"

Cheers

AND MY BATTLE AGAINST ALCOHOL

"AND MY BATTLE AGAINST ALCOHOL"

Cheers

AND THE IRONY OF OWNING A BAR NOW?

"AND THE IRONY OF OWNING A BAR NOW?"

Cheers

RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

Cheers

NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.

"NEVER CROSSED MY MIND."

Cheers

HOW ABOUT THIS? TYPE OUT 50 PAGES, SUBMIT IT TO ME,

"HOW ABOUT THIS? TYPE OUT 50 PAGES, SUBMIT IT TO ME,"

Cheers

AND I'LL SHOW IT TO A PUBLISHER.

"AND I'LL SHOW IT TO A PUBLISHER."

Cheers

THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A GOOD STORY.

"THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A GOOD STORY."

Cheers

HEY, THAT'S GREAT.

"HEY, THAT'S GREAT."

Cheers

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR ME?

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR ME?"

Cheers

WELL, I LIKE TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG WRITERS, YOU KNOW,

"WELL, I LIKE TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG WRITERS, YOU KNOW,"

Cheers

ESPECIALLY ONE WHO HAS THE POTENTIAL OF BEING INFERIOR TO ME.

"ESPECIALLY ONE WHO HAS THE POTENTIAL OF BEING INFERIOR TO ME."

Cheers

HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. CAVETT.

"HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. CAVETT."

Cheers

HEY, GUYS, HEAR THAT?

"HEY, GUYS, HEAR THAT?"

Cheers

MR. CAVETT'S GONNA HELP ME GET MY LIFE STORY PUBLISHED.

"MR. CAVETT'S GONNA HELP ME GET MY LIFE STORY PUBLISHED."

Cheers

WAY TO GO.

"WAY TO GO."

Cheers

DIANE, DID YOU--

"DIANE, DID YOU--"

Cheers

THE MAN WAS JUST STARTING TO FALL UNDER THE THRALL OF MY POETRY

"THE MAN WAS JUST STARTING TO FALL UNDER THE THRALL OF MY POETRY"

Cheers

WHEN YOU DISTRACTED HIM WITH YOUR OWN MISERABLE LIFE.

"WHEN YOU DISTRACTED HIM WITH YOUR OWN MISERABLE LIFE."

Cheers

COME ON, SWEETHEART, IT WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

"COME ON, SWEETHEART, IT WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE THAT."

Cheers

I MEAN, IT WAS HIS IDEA.

"I MEAN, IT WAS HIS IDEA."

Cheers

WELL, IT'S STILL RIDICULOUS.

"WELL, IT'S STILL RIDICULOUS."

Cheers

SAM, THE WRITTEN WORD IS VERY SPECIAL TO ME.

"SAM, THE WRITTEN WORD IS VERY SPECIAL TO ME."

Cheers

TO YOU, IT'S NOTHING MORE

"TO YOU, IT'S NOTHING MORE"

Cheers

THAN A MEANS OF FINDING THE MEN'S ROOM.

"THAN A MEANS OF FINDING THE MEN'S ROOM."

Cheers

WHOA, WHOA.

"WHOA, WHOA."

Cheers

COME ON. LISTEN.

"COME ON. LISTEN."

Cheers

I WROTE PRETTY GOOD IN HIGH SCHOOL.

"I WROTE PRETTY GOOD IN HIGH SCHOOL."

Cheers

YOU DIDN'T WRITE PRETTY GOOD.

"YOU DIDN'T WRITE PRETTY GOOD."

Cheers

YOU WROTE PRETTY WELL.

"YOU WROTE PRETTY WELL."

Cheers

GEE, I WISH SHE'D MAKE UP HER MIND.

"GEE, I WISH SHE'D MAKE UP HER MIND."

Cheers

WHOA, WAIT A SECOND HERE.

"WHOA, WAIT A SECOND HERE."

Cheers

LISTEN, I GOT AN IDEA.

"LISTEN, I GOT AN IDEA."

Cheers

YOU'RE A PRETTY GOO-- WELL WRITER.

"YOU'RE A PRETTY GOO-- WELL WRITER."

Cheers

WHY DON'T WE, UH...

"WHY DON'T WE, UH..."

Cheers

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME WRITE THIS THING?

"LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME WRITE THIS THING?"

Cheers

PLEASE?

"PLEASE?"

Cheers

YOU'RE JUST FEELING SORRY FOR ME.

"YOU'RE JUST FEELING SORRY FOR ME."

Cheers

NO, I'M NOT. LISTEN, I'M NOT.

"NO, I'M NOT. LISTEN, I'M NOT."

Cheers

COME HERE. COME HERE.

"COME HERE. COME HERE."

Cheers

LOOK, UH, I THREW AWAY MY CHANCE TO BE A FAMOUS GUY ONCE.

"LOOK, UH, I THREW AWAY MY CHANCE TO BE A FAMOUS GUY ONCE."

Cheers

MAYBE YOU COULD, UH, HELP ME THIS TIME. PLEASE?

"MAYBE YOU COULD, UH, HELP ME THIS TIME. PLEASE?"

Cheers

WELL, IT WOULD BE GOOD EXPERIENCE.

"WELL, IT WOULD BE GOOD EXPERIENCE."

Cheers

HOWEVER, I WOULD INSIST ON AN "AS TOLD TO" CREDIT.

"HOWEVER, I WOULD INSIST ON AN "AS TOLD TO" CREDIT."

Cheers

O.K. HEY, LISTEN, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

"O.K. HEY, LISTEN, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT."

Cheers

YOU AND I MAKE SUCH A WONDERFUL TEAM IN EVERY OTHER WAY.

"YOU AND I MAKE SUCH A WONDERFUL TEAM IN EVERY OTHER WAY."

Cheers

OH, COME ON, SAM, DO YOU WANT TO FOOL AROUND OR DO YOU WANT TO WRITE?

"OH, COME ON, SAM, DO YOU WANT TO FOOL AROUND OR DO YOU WANT TO WRITE?"

Cheers

WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD DO ONE

"WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD DO ONE"

Cheers

AND YOU COULD DO THE OTHER.

"AND YOU COULD DO THE OTHER."

Cheers

LET'S GET STARTED.

"LET'S GET STARTED."

Cheers

ALL RIGHT.

"ALL RIGHT."

Cheers

MOONGLOW?

"MOONGLOW?"

Cheers

MOONGLOW PETERSON, IS THAT YOU?

"MOONGLOW PETERSON, IS THAT YOU?"

Cheers

IT'S ME, WALLY BODELL!

"IT'S ME, WALLY BODELL!"

Cheers

WALLY BODELL? FROM DEAN ACHESON HIGH?

"WALLY BODELL? FROM DEAN ACHESON HIGH?"

Cheers

ONE AND THE SAME.

"ONE AND THE SAME."

Cheers

WELL, I'LL BE.

"WELL, I'LL BE."

Cheers

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

"I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL."

Cheers

YOU PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, PAL.

"YOU PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, PAL."

Cheers

YOU LOST A FEW.

"YOU LOST A FEW."

Cheers

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WORK OUT A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?

"YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WORK OUT A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?"

Cheers

Show more clips