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Clips from Home on the Range

"Now, l'm no professional..."
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"but l'd say the only mano a mano you'll be doing..."
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"is in your dreams."
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"Oh, look out, Buck."
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"He's making a move on your left flank. Kaboosh!"
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"Maggie! Grace! Leave that poor animal alone."
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"[Laughs]"
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"Buck, l realize you're very upset..."
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"but if you'd like to join our group..."
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"and help us bring in Slim, we'd be happy to have you."
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"However, there are a few..."
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"anger-management issues we need to discuss."
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"l wouldn't help you bossy bovines..."
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"if my life depended on it!"
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"You see, that's just what l'm talking about."
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"-Grace! -Bye."
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"-Come on, girls. -Hmm."
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"MAGGlE: Let's go get Slim."
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"[lmitates] ''Come on, girls, let's go get Slim.''"
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"Cud-chewing heifers."
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"Huh. l can catch that Slim with one hoof tied behind my back."
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"[Gasps] Wait a minute. Why don't l?"
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"Yes! Partner or no partner, that's what l'm-a do. Hey!"
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"# Ba ba ba ba ba #"
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"COWBOY: Hold the horse now."
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"[Neighs, cowboys shouting]"
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"COWBOY: Aw, forget it."
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"Definitely bipolar."
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"Move it, sister! Hero passing on the left!"
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"-Hey, watch it. -Where are you going, hotfoot?"
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"l'm gonna go nab that rustler..."
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"and show Rico l got what it takes..."
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"so say good-bye to your farm, girls, because Slim is mine."
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"lt's hero time!"
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"Watch out now! Hey! Get back!"
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"Jump back! Kiss myself! Whoo!"
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"# Da da yoo #"
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"Oh, this is a fine kettle of fish."
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"How can we compete with that?"
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"Look at the bright side, Mrs. C."
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"Don't forget about our secret weapon."
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"Secret weapon?"
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"Who better to catch a cattle thief than a cow?"
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"Yeah, even you can't argue with that kind of logic."
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"OK, maybe you can."
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"MRS. CALOWAY: You know, Grace..."
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"Maggie does so love your singing."
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"How about a song?"
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"MAGGlE: l'm gonna get you for this."
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"[Bird caws]"
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"[Bird caws]"
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"[Slim laughing]"
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"Ha ha! 5,000 Texas longhorns."
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"Not bad for one night's work."
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"PHlL: Pick a color."
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"SLlM: l said, not bad for one night's work."
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"-What? -Thank you."
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"And judging by the ear mark..."
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"l'd say these are the last of Big Mike Donald's herd."
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"Big Mike Donald had a farm?"
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"-E-l-E-l-- -E-l-E-l--"
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"-Ohh... -Ohh..."
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"That's right. He had a farm. Heh heh heh."
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"Now that all his cash cows have disappeared..."
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"that poor sap's gonna be flat broke."
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"Perfect time for a certain upstanding land owner..."
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"to step in and take all the land."
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"Aah! Who are you?"
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"What did you do with Uncle Slim?"
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"Put up your dukes, Mr. Fancy Britches."
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"Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah!"
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"lt's me. Hello?"
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"This here is the disguise l use..."
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"to sneak into all them auctions..."
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"and buy all the land, you brainless monotone monkeys."
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"Shoot, you got to be the richest land baron in the west."
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"Yes, but the part that really warms my heart..."
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"is watching those homesteaders suffer."
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"[Steam hissing]"
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"Back in the day, l worked..."
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"the highfalutinest ranches you ever seen..."
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"but those stuck-up ranch bosses couldn't appreciate my talents."
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"Maybe they just didn't like your singing."
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"[Teeth grind] My singing?"
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"[Twang] [Gasps]"
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"Songbirds sing."
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"Saloon gals sing."
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"Little bitty snot-nosed children sing."
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"l yodel!"
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"And yodeling is an art!"
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"Well, maybe they just didn't like your yodeling."
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"[Slim grunting]"
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"He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim."
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"Everybody likes yodeling."
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"Hmm?"
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"Why, it's one of the funniest, cornball, goofy, silly sounds..."
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"in the whole west."
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"Yaah! Aah! Yaah!"
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"[Gasps]"
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"-Uh, Gil? -Uh-huh?"
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"Am l correct in assuming that each and every time..."
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"we brought a herd back to this secret lair..."
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"you've managed to sit in the exact same spot..."
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"blocking that choice piece of property from my view?!"
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"This is my comfy place."
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"What? Aah!"
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"PHlL: lt's called Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim."
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"Goes on auction Thursday morning."
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"Perfect. Pencil it in."
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"Thursday morning--right after we sell off this herd."
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"But it's just a little old dirt farm."
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"Ah, what's the difference?"
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"When you're talking revenge, every last acre counts."
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"[Hammer striking sign]"
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"[Dramatic music playing]"
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"l don't get it."
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"Weren't the cows supposed to come back?"
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"Daddy, what's going to happen if they don't come back?"
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"Oh, but they are coming back."
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"Hogwash! We all know they're never coming back."
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