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Clips from Home on the Range

"Oh, wake up and smell the alfalfa! lt's perfect!"
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"l'm gonna need a fresh horse."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Hmm, a horse. A horse."
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"Let me think."
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"l reckon you'd want a fast horse, huh? Real fast?"
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"Course, he'd also have to be able to go..."
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"for days without food or drink..."
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"stealthy, sure-footed in any terrain..."
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"Well, huh..."
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"-Look at me! -What about that horse?"
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"[Chuckles] What, you mean Buck here?"
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"-Eee! -Boy, l don't know."
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"Buck's fast, all right, but he's kind of a handful."
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"-He'll do. -Well, suit yourself."
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"[Squeals] Hey, Rusty!"
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"Rico's saddle! l'm wearing Rico's saddle!"
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"[Squeaking] l'm wearing Rico's saddle!"
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"Great. l'll leave you two alone."
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"Ohh, oh, no. No, no, no."
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"There is no way in heaven or earth..."
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"that cows can catch an outlaw."
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"Look, all we've got to do..."
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"is follow this chuck wagon to a cattle drive."
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"Ahh. And then, you see..."
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"we let the bad guys come to us."
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"Oh! We've no reason to believe..."
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"this chuck wagon is heading off to a cattle drive."
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"Hey, Tommy! Have fun on that cattle drive!"
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"All right, then. Mm-hmm."
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"l think it is headed toward a cattle drive."
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"Shh. We are not following this wagon, and that is final."
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"Come on, Caloway. lt'll be fun!"
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"-Did you just hit me? -Kinda."
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"-Well, stop it. -Why?"
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"Because l don't like it."
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"[Sputtering]"
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"Ooh!"
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"[Splat]"
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"Oh, no. Not the hat."
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"What? What about the--"
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"Unh! [Splat]"
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"Hmph."
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"[Moo]"
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"All right, all right..."
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"violence is not going to solve anything."
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"Why don't we all take a deep cleansing breath--"
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"-Yaah! -Yaah!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Hey, now! Mud wrestling!"
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"Ha ha! Hey, hey! Watch the saddle!"
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"[Mooing]"
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"[Thump]"
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"What in tarnation?"
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"Maggie, for the last time..."
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"l will not be roped into this scheme."
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"Come on, you crazy heifers!"
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"Come on! Dagnabit!"
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"Hey, partner, curb your livestock."
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"This town is clean!"
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"[Speaking Chinese]"
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"Giddy-up!"
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"Ack!"
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"Not exactly what l had in mind, but this'll work."
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"Well, it doesn't work for me!"
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"Adios, Buck. Take care of Rico now."
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"[Neighs]"
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"Hasta la vista, heifers! Hoo hoo!"
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"GRACE, OFF-KEY: # Oh, give me a home #"
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"GRACE, OFF-KEY: # Oh, give me a home #"
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"# Where the buffalo roam #"
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"# And the deer--ahem-- and the antelope pla-a-ay #"
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"# Where seldom is heard #"
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"# A discouraging word #"
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"# And the skies are not cloudy all day #"
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"[Mooing]"
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"# Home, home on the range #"
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"-Sold! -What was that?"
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"MAGGlE: lt's a farm auction, ladies."
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"AUCTlONEER: And that's the last of the furniture. [Bang]"
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"The final item to be auctioned..."
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"is this piece of real property..."
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"known heretofore as the Dixon farm."
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"Do l hear 425? 425! Do l hear 450? 450?"
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"What's going to happen to the cow who lived there?"
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"She'll be OK."
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"-How do you know? -You're lookin' at her."
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"-This was your farm? -Mm-hmm."
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"We had, like, a family, too, you know."
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"-What happened? -Alameda Slim happened."
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"[Evil laughter echoing]"
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"Aah!"
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"[Laughter echoing]"
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"Sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del!"
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"Pleasure doing business with you."
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"[Thud]"
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"[Playing harmonica]"
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"MAGGlE: Cattle drive. Told ya."
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"You both owe me a dollar."
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"Step lightly, girls."
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"The male of the species can be extremely hostile."
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"Oh, come on, Caloway."
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"lt's not like they haven't seen a cow before."
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"Mmm? Ohh..."
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"Hey, Barry."
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"-What? Huh? -Check it out."
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"Ooh, dairy cows!"
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"ALL: Oooh!"
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"Oh, hey, how's it going?"
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"Oh, hello. Let me guess. You're a Taurus."
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"Look, just keep moving and avoid eye contact."
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"-Ahem. -Oh!"
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"Pardon me, but what are three lovely ladies like you..."
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"doing on a drive like this?"
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"Just ignore them, and perhaps they'll go away."
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"Oh, they seem like nice guys. Maybe they can help us."
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"Why, sure we can help you."
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"Maybe we can help each other."
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"-Hmm? -Hmm?"
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"Look, lover-bull, we're here strictly on business."
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