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Clips from Home on the Range

"The poor old goat needs peace and quiet."
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"That's right! l need it!"
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"So, run along, and take your can with you."
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"Yeah, you take that can and--"
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"Hey! Whoa! Come back here, you little bacon bits!"
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"Jeb, don't you have enough cans of your own?"
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"Uh, no, not really."
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"l'd be happy to take her in, Abner."
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"There's always room for one more."
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"Well, thanks, Pearl."
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"l gotta warn you, though."
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"She's--heh heh-- she's a bit headstrong."
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"PEARL: Oh, now, don't you worry, Abner."
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"l'm sure she'll fit right in."
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"So long, Pearl. You take care, now."
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"Mrs. Caloway! Oh! Mrs. Caloway! Mrs. Calo--"
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"[Gasps] Mrs. Caloway, there's a newcomer at the gate."
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"-Not now, Audrey. -But it's a great big--"
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"Everybody? This here is Maggie."
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"[Tires screech]"
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"[Rock music playing]"
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"[Plop]"
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"PEARL: Three-time winner of the Golden Udder Award..."
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"and the original Miss Happy Heifer."
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"A show cow?"
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"On Patch of Heaven?"
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"[Gasps]"
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"PEARL: Now, l want y'all to make her feel right at home."
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"You hear me?"
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"Hey, thanks, everybody."
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"lt's great to be here in Patch of Heaven."
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"Now, don't everybody speak at one time."
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"What is this, the frozen food section?"
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"[Echoes] ls this thing on?"
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"[Blows]"
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"Ahem. Good morning, uh, Margaret."
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"What a wonderful surprise..."
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"to find a fellow bovine joining the ranks."
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"[Mock coughing] Phony."
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"[Honk] Ooh!"
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"-l'm Mrs. Caloway. -Hi."
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"-And this is Grace. -Hi."
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"No applause and trophies here, l'm afraid."
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"Just the fruits of our good, honest labor."
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"Hi."
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"Workin' stiffs, huh?"
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"Boy, l remember those days."
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"Wow! You're the biggest cow l have ever saw."
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"Well, if you're in charge, l'll take that as a compliment."
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"-Uh-- -And if you're not..."
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"l guess l'll just have to sit on you."
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"Mom!"
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"Hey, l'm only kidding!"
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"Say, what is this you've got jammed up in your ear?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Here, have an apple, kid."
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"Don't go near any luaus, though."
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"Wait a minute."
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"l got somethin' stuck in my ear."
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"This one's for me."
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"[Burp]"
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"Ahh! That was good."
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"ALL: Awesome!"
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"Do it again! Do it again!"
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"Come on, come on! Do it again! Do it again!"
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"DlLLON: Oh! That's so cool!"
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"Maggie's some fun, isn't she?"
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"Ohh. Teaching pigs to throw food."
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"As if they weren't sloppy enough."
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"l'm goin' long!"
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"Heh heh heh."
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"Ohh!"
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"[Burp]"
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"[All burping]"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Dagnabit, Buck, slow down!"
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"MAGGlE: OK, who's up for a game of tin-can tag?"
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"Hey! That can is a family heirloom."
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"Whoever wins is gettin' a free tetanus shot! OK?"
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"BUCK: Superstar comin' through!"
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"ALL: Awesome!"
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"-No autographs, please. -l got your autograph, pal! Ow!"
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"Who's the hotshot?"
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"-Oh, it's Buck. -Puh! City slicker."
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"SHERlFF: Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Dagnabit, Buck!"
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"Take it easy. This ain't no rodeo."
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"Why, good morning, Sam. Heh heh."
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"ls that ornery horse gettin' away from you again?"
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"Oh, uh, howdy, Pearl."
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"l came out to bring you another bank notice."
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"This one'll be the last."
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"You know, every time l get a weak harvest..."
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"they send me one of these here notices."
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"They'll get their money soon enough."
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"SHERlFF: lt's a whole new shootin' match now, Pearl."
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"The bank's callin' in everybody's debt."
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"They're losin' money somethin' fierce..."
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"with all the cattlemen goin' under."
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"l'm tellin' you, if they don't get their money in three days..."
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"they're gonna auction off Patch of Heaven."
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"What?"
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"[Gasps] No."
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"But...they can't take my place."
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"Why, l've been here through twisters, blizzards."
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"Sam, uh..."
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"Sam, this is my home."
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"l'm sorry, Pearl. l'm truly sorry."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"''sorry'' just ain't gonna save my farm."
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"Well, Buck, l hope you're proud of yourself."
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"As a matter of fact, l am. Thank you for checking."
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"You know, Pearl, it don't have to be this way."
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"You've got the best livestock in the county."
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"All you gotta do..."
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"is just sell off a few of these critters--"
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"Stop right there, Sam."
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"They're family. You don't sell family."
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"Ho-ho-hold your horses, Pearl."
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"Now you get, before l start using words..."
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"no good woman should ever use."
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