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Clips from Lucifer - They're Back, Aren't They? (S03E03)

"I suppose that's what I get for giving Mum her own universe."
Lucifer
"Holy crap!"
Lucifer
"Exactly."
Lucifer
"Mm. But it's no biggie."
Lucifer
"I cut them off once, and I can cut them off again."
Lucifer
"Now, I'd have Maze do it, but she's off"
Lucifer
"bounty hunting again, and..."
Lucifer
"well, I thought, what, with your medical expertise"
Lucifer
"- and training... - Even if I was"
Lucifer
"that kind of doctor, I'm pretty sure"
Lucifer
"- they're not teaching wing-ectomies in med school. - No, no, no,"
Lucifer
"it's quite simple... it's just snip, snip, and Bob's your uncle."
Lucifer
"Well, God's your Father, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"And things are never simple with Him."
Lucifer
"You don't know why for sure your wings have returned."
Lucifer
"They've returned"
Lucifer
"because Dad is a control freak."
Lucifer
"He's pissed off that He can't get Mum back,"
Lucifer
"so He stuck my wings back on."
Lucifer
"But I am not His Mr. Potato Head."
Lucifer
"And don't worry, I fully plan to track down Dad's emissary"
Lucifer
"on Earth, and give him a return message. But for now..."
Lucifer
"Emissary? You think God sent someone to do this to you?"
Lucifer
"Never mind all that."
Lucifer
"Right now I need you to help me."
Lucifer
"So come on, chop-chop."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"As your therapist, I'm sorry,"
Lucifer
"but I can't do this."
Lucifer
"- Well, as a friend, then. - Yes, as a friend"
Lucifer
"who got caught in the crossfire, I beg you, please,"
Lucifer
"think this through before you do something rash."
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"I almost died because of your family drama."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"But you can definitely text me Ben's number, though."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Oh, gosh, it's hard enough just to scratch your own back."
Lucifer
"Right, it's okay, it's okay, you can call off the search party."
Lucifer
"I'm unharmed."
Lucifer
"Sup, wimp?"
Lucifer
"Detective, Detective, I am so sorry."
Lucifer
"You must have been so worried in my absence."
Lucifer
"Your absence? I saw you two days ago."
Lucifer
"I thought you were just avoiding meeting the new lieutenant."
Lucifer
"New who? Never mind, I don't care."
Lucifer
"We've got something much more important we need to discuss."
Lucifer
"Oh, is this about the message you left?"
Lucifer
"Message? Oh, right."
Lucifer
"Uh, well, we will talk about that later,"
Lucifer
"but right now we need to figure out who kidnapped me."
Lucifer
"Kidnapped you?"
Lucifer
"Okay, I'll play. Who kidnapped you?"
Lucifer
"I don't know."
Lucifer
"Well, what did they look like?"
Lucifer
"I don't know."
Lucifer
"L-L-Look,"
Lucifer
"I'm fairly certain that my Father's behind it."
Lucifer
"Your father kidnapped you?"
Lucifer
"Well, no, not Him personally."
Lucifer
"God never gets His own hands dirty, does He?"
Lucifer
"Uh-huh."
Lucifer
"You don't believe me."
Lucifer
"Uh-huh. Sorry."
Lucifer
"- This is just a little far-fetched, even for you. - Right."
Lucifer
"- Okay, fine. - Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"I'll take you to the scene of the crime."
Lucifer
"Come on. Come on!"
Lucifer
"Yes, I'm sure."
Lucifer
"It's just... past this shrub."
Lucifer
"Well, I don't see anything."
Lucifer
"What? I..."
Lucifer
"Ah! Ha-ha! Footprints."
Lucifer
"Those are mine."
Lucifer
"Oh. Well..."
Lucifer
"well, then the wind must have blown"
Lucifer
"the crime scene bare, Detective,"
Lucifer
"because I am not lying."
Lucifer
"Someone kidnapped me. I was outside the hospital,"
Lucifer
"leaving you a message, and someone stashed me..."
Lucifer
"So this was about that message."
Lucifer
"Look, Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"if you regret what you said, if this kidnapping tale"
Lucifer
"is some elaborate distraction, you can just stop."
Lucifer
"All right? You don't need to tell me anything."
Lucifer
"- I'm no stranger to the drunken dial. - Yes, I have been known"
Lucifer
"to avoid the issue at times, but that is not the case here."
Lucifer
"Detective, I swear, this is the scene of a despicable crime."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"I believe you."
Lucifer
"Soaked in sweat, parched and starving,"
Lucifer
"he scraped, clawed his way towards the light,"
Lucifer
"but, ironically,"
Lucifer
"the only thing stronger than his desperate desire"
Lucifer
"to live was..."
Lucifer
"the sun... its relentless heat"
Lucifer
"literally cooking him, until one last..."
Lucifer
"breath..."
Lucifer
"and he's gone."
Lucifer
"Tragic. But, now, can we please get on with it?"
Lucifer
"Whoever killed this dehydrated sap"
Lucifer
"is clearly responsible for my devil-napping."
Lucifer
"I mean, the location's far too coincidental."
Lucifer
"Who is he, and what does he"
Lucifer
"- have to do with me? - Steve Banales."
Lucifer
"Owner and CEO of Angelette Hotel."
Lucifer
"Steve Banales. That's strange."
Lucifer
"Never heard of him."
Lucifer
"You'd think we'd have some kind of connection."
Lucifer
"I suppose we'll get more answers once we find our assailant."
Lucifer
"Hey, Jerry. I think I found some footprints."
Lucifer
"What? No, those are mine."
Lucifer
"Amateurs."
Lucifer
"How did we get stuck with the "B" team, anyway?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, this is Lancaster PD."
Lucifer
"The crime scene is on the L.A. border,"
Lucifer
"so they're here helping."
Lucifer
"I mean, I think they're doing a great job."
Lucifer
"Geez. These Lancaster guys are a bunch of tools."
Lucifer
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