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Clips from DuckTales - The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks! (S01E01)

"Yeah, I'm mostly doing it to show off this bad boy."
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"-What is that? -Oh, this?"
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"It's my super serious business briefcase."
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""What brilliant business secrets"
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"is he hiding in there?""
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"Who knows?!"
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"You can't open the lock, can you?"
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"Nope."
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"Welcome to Waddle,"
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"where imagination and innovation"
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"get married and have babies!"
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"(beeps)"
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"Digital high-five app,"
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"so you never get left hanging,"
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"or, you know, have to touch anyone."
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"Come, roll with Beaks."
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"Here are the high-impact trampolines,"
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"the low-impact trampolines,"
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"and, of course, the no-impact trampolines."
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"Those are fun."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Slides are the new stairs."
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"Ha! That's actually pretty cool!"
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"If, by cool, you mean statistically proven"
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"to increase employee productivity."
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"Huh! This guy."
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"Oh, before you ask,"
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"yeah, it's all made of candy."
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"You're welcome."
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"Ooh, wow!"
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"Who knew work could be so awesome?"
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"Mark Beaks did. Blamo!"
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"He talks the way I want to live!"
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"Here are your official Waddle trainee beanies."
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"Congratulations, weenies!"
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"Oh, P.S., there's only space for one intern,"
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"so one of you is going home by the end of the day."
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"Cool? Cool. Beaks out!"
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"One internship?!"
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"Well, hehe, you didn't really want it anyway,"
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"so I'll just tell Mr. Beaks to give it to me."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"Sliding my way to billions?"
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"Licking other people's stuff?"
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"It's everything I never knew I always wanted!"
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"I am in!"
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"This is about more than just goofing around."
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"Whee!"
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"You're doing it wrong."
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"This is supposed to be efficient, not fun."
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"(unenthused) Whee."
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"Ha! I'm about to be a billionaire!"
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"And when Scrooge tries to follow me online,"
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"I'll block him."
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"Man, you are killing it today, Beaks!"
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"GUARD (muffled): Sir, you can't go in there!"
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"(blows landing, groaning)"
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"Stop right there!"
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"Ooh, neat!"
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"-(beeps) -(groans)"
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"Mr. Beaks, allow me to introduce myself."
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"Falcon Graves, professional corporate saboteur and--"
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"Professional is right, man! That suit game is on point."
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"(sighs) As I was saying, unfortunately for you,"
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"I've been hired to steal your coveted Project Tahdah."
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"-(phone clicks) -What are you doing?"
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"I'm just updating my status to "hostage.""
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"Feel like this could be huge for my online presence."
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"Oh, uh, were you not done with your speech?"
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"Get me to Research & Development."
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"Hey, let him go. Aah!"
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"Immediately."
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"[techno music playing]"
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"Turn that nonsense off!"
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"I already tried. It's impossible."
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"[beeps]"
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"Well, how was I supposed to know the "On" button"
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"and the "Off" button were the same button?"
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"Did you sleep here last night?"
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"Who can sleep when you're plotting against a nemesis?"
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"That cocky Mark Beaks may be the only man I hate as much as you!"
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"I know the feeling."
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"So now I propose we get rid of him."
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"Do we really need a slideshow?"
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"Ha! Sweet, naive Scroogy."
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"Leave the devious planning to the professionals."
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"You're in my world now, McDuck."
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"Yeah, all right. Show me what you've got."
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"No, you're actually on my side of the room."
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"Ooh, task lists! This is a place of dreams!"
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"Oh, I don't know, Dewey, this looks like"
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"a whole bunch of boring business-guy tasks."
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"You're not really equipped to handle them, so..."
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"And lose this internship to you? No way!"
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"This place has free snow cones!"
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"Free snow cones!"
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"(beeps)"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Thank you for calling Waddle. Please hold."
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"Thank you for calling Waddle. Please hold. Please hold."
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"-Waddle. -DEWEY: Yup, yeah, no. I totally get it."
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"I hate talking on the phone, too,"
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"so that's why I kick my feet up, I'm leaning back..."
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"Who are you talking to?"
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"Oh, uh... Business-man-ning-ton-son?"
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"-(dial tone) -Oh, you just missed him!"
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"Okay. One sandwich cut diagonally with no crusts,"
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"no pickles, but yes to pickles on the side,"
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"so you can decide which pickles to use."
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"I got pizza! Everybody loves pizza!"
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"(chanting) New guy! New guy!"
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"But I'm also the new guy..."
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"There's the high-impact trampolines,"
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"the low-impact trampolines..."
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"Mr. Beaks, is the tour really necessary?"
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"Listen, Graves, if we're gonna keep"
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"this hostage stuff on the DL, I gotta act natural."
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"(louder) And naturally,"
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"I give tours of my awesome company!"
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