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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Bad Mummies (S01E01)

"and a rough tongue."
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"[purring]"
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"Kitty!"
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"I-- I-- I thought I'd found Mummy quite alone."
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"Well, sugar, you found Mummy quite getting fucked. [chuckles]"
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"-What? -Oh, dear. I thought he knew."
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"How could I have possibly known?"
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"Oh, honey, we haven't been exactly subtle."
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"Really?"
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"-Oh. Oh! I did miss that, didn't I? Yeah. -[gentle music plays]"
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"Mm…"
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"I didn't catch it, no."
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"Ah! Yes, well, nearly but not quite."
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"Alright. I think I've got the general-- Hang on! Christmas morning?"
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"Are you telling me this has gone on since December?"
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"Well, not exactly, no."
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"[techno music plays]"
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"-[tape rewinds] -[screaming]"
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"-All those years… Shameless. -What are you mumbling, Lionel? Speak up."
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"You're shameless!"
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"Bite your tongue."
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"We're talking about your tongue, Mummy!"
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"You're the one bopping around all lickily-tickly with Kitty!"
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"And what son could ever compete with that big pussy's tiny b-hole?"
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"Wait a minute. It sounds like he wants to fuck you."
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"I'll never make you happy the way she does, will I, Mummy?"
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"Sweet Jesus. He does!"
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"We're Shame Wizards, darling. Of course he does."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not anymore I don't!"
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"And I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why!"
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"Because you're a bad, bad mummy!"
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"-[enchanting music plays] -Eh? I glowed for Becca,"
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"then I glowed for the baby."
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"My ass loves those guys now!"
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"Aw, it suits you cute!"
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"I feel like it's basically as bright as Rochelle's, don't you think?"
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"Look at us! We're glow-twins!"
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"[music swells]"
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"[giggles] Whoa! Okay. Yeah, glow twins."
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"-Hey, hey! Let us out! -Open the bag, sweetheart!"
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"-I gotta take a wicked fuckin' piss here! -Hold it in, AJ!"
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"Yeah, and I told him Fleshlights are for fucking, and not for eating out,"
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"but the kid wouldn't listen. [chuckles]"
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"-[asshole 1] No shitting in the bag. -Here are your dicks back, Maury."
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"Same quantity and condition as before. Bye for a long time."
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"-Wait, wait. Connie, Connie, Connie. -[assholes yelling]"
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"This is a bag of like 500 assholes, isn't it?"
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"That's… Yeah, that's correct."
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"Connie!"
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"Well, I'm sorry! I just…"
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"I accidentally didn't do any of the things you told me to."
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"[groans] I knew you weren't ready. Being a parent is hard, isn't it?"
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"No, man, it's stupid! Are you mad? Probably mad, huh?"
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"Oh, it's fine. Usually I just send the batches of assholes to Boston."
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"They seem to thrive there."
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"-You suck! -Fuck the Yankees to death!"
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"Here's your beer, babe."
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"Oh shit, Shauna, we're on the kiss cam! Pucker up!"
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"[knocking]"
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"Oh, hello… Rita."
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"I've come to sign your copy, if you like. Before I leave."
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"Well, if you want to. Makes no difference to me."
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"You know, at my last tour stop, Terry Gross asked me"
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"what the greatest shame of my life had been."
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"Oh."
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"[grunts] What did you say?"
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"I said, "my son, Lionel.""
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"-You did? -Of course."
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"Listen, about Kitty. Oh, she's a fun girl. Big heart. Eensy little butthole."
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"Yes, yes, alright, I get it."
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"But at the end of the day, she's just someone I fuck."
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"I don't think I've shamed her even once in all these years."
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"-Oh! -You, on the other hand,"
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"I'll be torturing you for the rest of time."
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"That's because you love me?"
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"-No, dear. It's because I'm your mummy. -[gentle music plays]"
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"[sighs]"
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""Thank you for reading. M.""
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"[sighs]"
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"God, what I wouldn't give for one night with her."
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"["Momma's Boy" by Chromeo plays]"
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"♪ You're just a momma's boy ♪"
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"♪ You're just a momma's boy ♪"
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"♪ You're just a momma's boy ♪"
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"♪ You're just a ♪"
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"♪ Ow! ♪"
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"♪ She wants a man That's got his game locked tight ♪"
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