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Clips from Atlanta - The Big Bang (S01E01)

"* Paper Boy, Paper Boy"
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"* Always getting paper boy"
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"* If you ain't making money"
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"* Man you ain't a money maker boy *"
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"* Paper clip, paper clip"
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"* Yeah I need a paper clip"
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"- Hey, is this milk any good?"
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"- What you using it for?"
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"- Drinking."
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"- Yeah, no, man, don't use that to drink."
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"[knock at door]"
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"- Your peephole's for real."
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"- That's Darius."
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"- [clears throat]"
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"Cookie?"
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"- Thanks."
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"So, Zoo Tycoon-- - You want in on Paper Boy."
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"- What?"
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"No. - Please, man."
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"People ain't just nice, Earn."
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"When was the last time you were nice to a girl"
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"you weren't trying to smash? - This morning."
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"- You talking about your daughter, man, that's gross."
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"- No, it'd be gross if I was trying to smash."
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"I don't want a handout, I want to manage you."
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"- Manage?"
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"You know where the word "manage" come from?"
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"- "Manus," Latin for hand."
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"- Probably, but I'm gonna say no for the purpose of my argument."
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""Manage" come from the word "man," and, uh,"
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"that ain't really your lane."
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"- My lane? - Yeah, man, I need Malcolm."
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"You too Martin."
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"You know what they did to him? They killed him."
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"- Didn't they kill Malcolm, too?"
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"- Oh, no, they say that."
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"But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral."
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"- That's how funerals work."
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"Alfred, you already Malcolm, okay?"
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"You have that already."
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"What you really need is a silent wild card,"
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"somebody who's about the money, the opportunity,"
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"who can play both sides if needed."
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"- Oh, like Don Lemon."
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"- Fair point, let me rephrase what I'm trying to say."
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"- Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's 4:30."
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"- Oh, damn, man, we late."
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"- No. - Since when?"
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"- I'm doing business."
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"- Hey, you want a manager a rapper,"
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"but you can't do business hot?"
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"VH1 is hiring interns."
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"And that sound like a joke, but they actually,"
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"they tweeted that this morning."
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"- How's Princeton, by the way?"
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"Still on that year off?"
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"Three years is a long year off."
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"- I guess."
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"- I think I know what happened. - I really think you don't."
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"Look, man, is there somewhere we can talk for real?"
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"'Cause..."
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"I'm sorry, who is this dude?"
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"- Darius, man. - Man, I'm fine with talking--"
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"- When you first walked in; I gave you cookie."
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"- No, yeah, I remember who you are."
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"Look, I'm not asking for money."
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"- You should be, ain't you homeless?"
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"- Not real homeless."
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"I'm not using a rat as a phone or something."
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"- Don't be racist, man."
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"That make you schizophrenic, that don't make you homeless."
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"- Wait, wait, not if it worked, man."
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"No, if you could use a rat as a phone, man,"
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"that'd be genius. I mean, there's like"
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"five rats for every one person"
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"in New York alone."
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"Everybody would have an affordable phone."
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"Yeah, man, I mean, it'd be messy, but..."
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"worth it."
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"- Is he your manager?"
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"- [sarcastically] Rappers need managers."
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"I'm just trying to get paid right quick."
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"- Yeah, man, rap is D-E-D. Ded."
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"- [giggles] - This isn't about rap."
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"If we do this right, your kids can live good,"
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"my kids can live good, Darius's kids."
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"- I can't have kids."
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"- I'm sure I'll find out why when the time's right."
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"- When is an appropriate time to talk about"
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"my balls getting smashed?"
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"- Right now, apparently."
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"Look, I'm not dumb."
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"You're older, you have no real fan base."
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"You're not white and/or selling sex."
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"- I sell sex, man."
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"Hey, track 28. - Yeah."
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"[smooth hip hop music]"
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"*"
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"- Oh!"
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"- Come on. - Uh."
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"- * Hey mucking, mucking"
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"* That's massage and"
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"* Fucking, fucking"
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"See, the concept is a massage-- - I got the concept."
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"Okay, 28 tracks?"
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"Lot of skits."
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"I'd cut 'em. - No, but his is different."
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"- Yeah, mine are really good."
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"- I'd still cut 'em."
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"- Well, you not my manager, Earn."
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"- I still know people at Diamond House."
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"Promoters."
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"People who manage big time artists now, man."
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"- Oh, boy, you think you slick."
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"You coming in here, acting like you saving me,"
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"when really, I'm saving you again."
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"- Nigga, I'm trying to help you."
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"- Man, nigga, I ain't seen or heard from you"
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"since my mom's funeral."
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"And the first thing I hear out your mouth"
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