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Clips from Lucifer - Resting Devil Face (S05E05)

"I really don't remember."
Lucifer
"But I'm sure I left them somewhere safe."
Lucifer
"If you don't remember where they are, how can you be sure that they're safe?"
Lucifer
"What if something happens to them?"
Lucifer
"What if something happens to you?"
Lucifer
"Does the universe collapse into nothingness,"
Lucifer
"destroying everything and everyone I care about?"
Lucifer
"Your face, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"The one you used in Hell."
Lucifer
"In person, it really is quite intense."
Lucifer
"Are you seriously about to critique the way I looked while saving your life?"
Lucifer
"Because if so, pardon my resting devil face."
Lucifer
"Why did you choose that face?"
Lucifer
"Deep down, that face is how you see yourself."
Lucifer
"[elevator bell dings]"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] What are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"I told my dad I forgot my social studies book."
Lucifer
"-[sighs] -He's waiting downstairs."
Lucifer
"Very well, fetch the book and be on your way."
Lucifer
"I lied, dummy."
Lucifer
"What on earth was that for?"
Lucifer
"I looked inside my heart like Dr. Linda said,"
Lucifer
"and here's what I realized."
Lucifer
"Your hair is stupid, and your jokes are immature,"
Lucifer
"and what kind of person puts a bar that big in their house?"
Lucifer
"My hair is majestic, and you know it."
Lucifer
"-Grown-ups are supposed to be responsible. -Oh, are they?"
Lucifer
"Well, I'll show you responsibility."
Lucifer
"You're banned from the penthouse for a month. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Come on, Dad, we are returning this miniature hooligan to her father."
Lucifer
"[snoring]"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"I don't believe this."
Lucifer
"♪ Don't try to break me, don't try ♪"
Lucifer
"The most you have me on is possession of a drug"
Lucifer
"that hasn't even been made illegal yet."
Lucifer
"You'll be lucky to keep me overnight."
Lucifer
"Well, I wouldn't worry about the possession charge, Colonel."
Lucifer
"We have you on the hook for good old-fashioned murder."
Lucifer
"So Albert "Almighty" Walcott was injected with YSD against his will"
Lucifer
"and seeing that you're the only YSD dealer in town,"
Lucifer
"I figure it was either you that killed him or the person you sold to."
Lucifer
"Detective, I've done three tours in Afghanistan."
Lucifer
"I led my men through horrors you can't imagine"
Lucifer
"and dragged them out to the other side alive."
Lucifer
"I wasn't scared when your partner choked me unconscious,"
Lucifer
"and I sure as hell am not scared of your half-baked accusations."
Lucifer
"[clicks tongue]"
Lucifer
"It says, uh, you are second-generation military."
Lucifer
"Yeah? Your mom was a four-star general,"
Lucifer
"who went on to a distinguished career in the State Department."
Lucifer
"Very impressive."
Lucifer
"What's your point?"
Lucifer
"Well, I bet she'd be real disappointed"
Lucifer
"to see her legacy going up in smoke."
Lucifer
"Trust me, she wouldn't care."
Lucifer
"Well, being a mother myself, I have to disagree."
Lucifer
"Children, they are a reflection of us, aren't they?"
Lucifer
"But why don't we call General Mom and see what she thinks?"
Lucifer
"Maryland prefix."
Lucifer
"Still working in government service at her age. Wow. Respect."
Lucifer
"It must have been hard, growing up with such exacting standards."
Lucifer
"-[ringing] -Getting the message every day,"
Lucifer
"that to be a good soldier you always had to be strong."
Lucifer
"Did you display anger issues as a child?"
Lucifer
"Uh, vigilante behavior, locking anyone to a lunch table?"
Lucifer
"Hang up the phone. I-- [groans lightly]"
Lucifer
"I think I might know who gave Almighty the YSD."
Lucifer
"-Oh. -[ringing stops]"
Lucifer
"I sold a bunch of product to a guy, Kristoff."
Lucifer
"Dude calls himself "fitness guru to the stars.""
Lucifer
"Trains a bunch of fighters."
Lucifer
"Maybe Almighty was one of 'em."
Lucifer
"♪ Oh! Oh! ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I've been waiting so long… ♪"
Lucifer
""You're perfect just the way you are," God says. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"But what is that?"
Lucifer
"If he wasn't invincible,"
Lucifer
"I would rip his stupid guts out. [pounds table]"
Lucifer
"[Amenadiel] Careful with this one."
Lucifer
"She's a murderous, back-stabbing traitor."
Lucifer
"Look, you don't have to worry about me causing any more trouble. Okay?"
Lucifer
"For a second, Michael had me believing I could be something else."
Lucifer
"Something better."
Lucifer
"But I get it now."
Lucifer
"I'll never be more than this. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"-Maze, we talked about this. -Shouldn't you be at baby nerd class?"
Lucifer
"If you're referring to Science Time with Newton Newt, Linda took him."
Lucifer
"Lucy called and asked me to take care of our father."
Lucifer
"What could he possibly need?"
Lucifer
"He's literally all-powerful."
Lucifer
"Oh, he's passed out drunk because he decided to make himself human."
Lucifer
"So I gotta go."
Lucifer
"Well, maybe I could come with you."
Lucifer
"Tell him there are no hard feelings about the whole soul thing."
Lucifer
"I think he would really appreciate that."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"[elevator bell dings]"
Lucifer
"Dad, you awake?"
Lucifer
"This is really big of you, Maze."
Lucifer
"Owning up to your mistakes shows real emotional maturity."
Lucifer
"[Mazikeen] Yep. Emotional maturity."
Lucifer
"That's the point."
Lucifer
"[panting]"
Lucifer
"[grunts]"
Lucifer
"[Amenadiel] Dad!"
Lucifer
"You didn't find him either?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"[exhales]"
Lucifer
""Went to find powers.""
Lucifer
""X-O-X-O, Dad.""
Lucifer
"We should split up."
Lucifer
"Cover more ground."
Lucifer
"Any idea where he may have gone?"
Lucifer
"-Uh… oh. -Ah."
Lucifer
"Dan said he brought Trixie by for a textbook yesterday."
Lucifer
"-Hope she wasn't too much trouble. -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"The child has got a lot of fight in her."
Lucifer
"-Just like her mother. -[laughs]"
Lucifer
"Not to mention a decent chance at a football career."
Lucifer
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