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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - I F**king Hate You (S05E05)

""Covered in my jizz." I know that line."
Big Mouth (2017)
"We're all having fun at ol' Andrew's expense."
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"Well, that's what the show is, dumb ass."
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"Hey, hey! Don't you dare undercut what we're doing here."
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"This show is middle-aged people playing masturbating children with big feelings!"
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"And they get their periods!"
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"Wait, Maury, have we done a queefing episode?"
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"No, there's no queefing episode. I keep pitching it."
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"-It'd be funny. -Right?"
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"Well, this big, fat masturbator and his big feelings are hurt right now."
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"So, what are you gonna do, cry about it?"
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"Oh, are you a crybaby?"
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"You know what, "friends" in quotes? Being here is bad for my anger sobriety."
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"Well, good! Don't let the door hit your lumpy butt on the way out."
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"Okay! Well, now I know you're just jealous because I've got cheeks for weeks,"
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"and you both just have flat kid ass."
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"[rasping]"
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"Hey, babe, Steve's gonna pop by for a drink before dinner. Is that cool?"
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"Oh, that's great. I'll start heating up some almond milk on the radiator."
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"Hey. [kisses]"
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"What was that for, you stinky stud?"
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"I love you, Lola Ugfuglio Skumpy."
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"Well, for peak's sake, I love you, Jayzerian RicFlairian Bilzerian."
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"Oh, my God. You said it! You love me?"
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"Like, duh!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Jay is loved! Jay is loved!"
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"My dad was wrong."
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"We're in such, like, a healthy place right now, Jay."
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"I agree. Coming home to a woman who loves me,"
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"stealing dinners from the Birch's kitchen…"
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"This is exactly what I was missing when I was deep-tonguing down with Charles Lu."
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"Hold on. Pause. Play that back one more time!"
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"No, no, it's cool. It happened after we broke up."
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"Charles Lu?"
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"In fact, sucking on his mouth snake is what made me realize"
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"how much I missed your mouth snake."
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"So what do you say we pay a visit to the reptile house?"
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"-[grunts, screams] -[muffled]"
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"I'll fucking kill you, Jay!"
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"-[thuds, muffled arguing] -What's going on upstairs?"
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"Oh, Jay and his girlfriend moved into the attic."
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"-What? -Oh, yeah."
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"I said it was okay because any girlfriend of Jay's is a daughter of mine."
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"-I'll tear your face from your skull! -[grunts]"
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"Jesus, babe, are you mad because Charles is a guy?"
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"-What is this? -How dare you insinuate that!"
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"I am nothing if not a future gay icon."
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"My pubes are even gay!"
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"-Uh, we're just British, Your Majesty. -We've explained this several times."
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"I'm upset because you were supposed to be mourning me,"
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"but instead you were scorning me!"
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"So you're saying you wouldn't have made out with the hottest guy in school"
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"if it was offered to you?"
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"How dare you speak of someone else's hotness in front of me!"
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"I'm taking back my "I love you"!"
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"Stop quoting my dad's wedding vows!"
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"I will not, and I want you out of our humble abode!"
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"Oh, you can't throw me out because, baby, I'm outta here!"
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"Charles Lu might not have given me the intimacy I ache for,"
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"but at least he wasn't a fucking psycho!"
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"[screams] I am not a psycho!"
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"With my gay pubes as my witness, I will get my vengeance, Jay!"
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"[knight] We're not gay, Your Majesty, we're just British!"
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"What's the difference?"
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Hey, fat tits!"
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"Oh, God! [chuckles] Okay!"
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"Whatever you do, I want you to be as rough as possible."
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"[chuckling] There are no limits. And my safe word is "Mama's calzone.""
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"Ew, gross! Now where's your little fucker of a friend?"
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"He owes me nipples!"
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"What friend? Who?"
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"Don't play dumb, dummy! We know Nick started the rumor."
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"Oh, no, Nick didn't start that rumor."
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"[chuckling] I know who did, though, but I'm so shy."
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"I can't disclose that information unless you make me almost pass out from pain."
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"-[grunts] -Oh, fuck! Yes."
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"Okay. Missy did it. She's Dr. PlainTalk."
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"-[grunts] -Oh, outrageous!"
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"What? Missy started the rumor?"
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"Oh, God, we knew Nick hated you, but Missy?"
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"Why would she hate me?"
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"Missy hates you? I wonder who else hates you."
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"I don't-- I don't know."
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"Well, so far, we've got Nick, Michael Angelo, Cantor Dina, Tito,"
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"Lizer, the cheese girl, the cheese baby!"
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"Why do all these people hate me?"
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"-Is it possible you're a bad person? -Oh, he's got a point."
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"I've often worried about that!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Probably best to just curl up and fall asleep for a week."
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"-The world could use a break from you. -They'll be happy you're gone!"
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"-There's too many creatures in your head! -Yeah, this does seem like a lot."
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"[Jessi] Oh god, I can't breathe."
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"-[screams] -Hey, honey, Jessi. You okay?"
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"I don't know, are you?"
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"I will be, once I fucking kill Missy!"
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"-[phones chiming] -Oh, snap. Lola's up in my DMs."
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"It's an AirDrop, Lump, we all got it. And it's a video of Jay?"
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"Here we go, ready? Coin…"
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"[claps] No coin."
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"[laughs] See?"
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"Much like The Giving Tree, I'm positively stumped."
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"-[chuckles] More like "Skumped"! -However does it work?"
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"Babe. I can do the tricks for you,"
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"but it's against the magician's code to tell you how to do it."
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"No, that's okay. I totally respect your code."
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"You know what? Fuck it. I trust you, Lola. [chuckles]"
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"-Okay, here's how you do the trick. -No!"
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"Fuck! No, no, no!"
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"-Throw your phones out the window! -The secret is…"
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"-[Jay screams] -I hide it in my ample foreskin."
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"[all gasp]"
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"-[Jay] No! -[Jay on video] See?"
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"Lola! Why the fuck would you do that?"
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"Because I'm a psycho. Remember, Jay?"
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"Yeah, but you can't be sending videos to people of Jay's dick."
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"I think that's a crime."
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"I don't give a shit that everyone saw my dick!"
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