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Clips from Silicon Valley - Adult Content (S02E02)

"Right. So, basically, we end up working for EndFrame"
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"after giving them our idea,"
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"which was way better than theirs,"
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"and they end up making more money than us."
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"Fuck that. Assholes."
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"Fucking king-sized assholes."
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"Butt-holes indeed."
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"What if we didn't do that?"
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"What if, instead, we got our own client like EndFrame has,"
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"a porn company or something?"
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"That's not really how it works, Gilfoyle."
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"You can't just go get a client."
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"- Why not? - 'Cause it's not that easy."
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"Why not?"
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"'Cause EndFrame worked that Intersite deal for months,"
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"kicking every detail of the contract"
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"and SLA back and forth,"
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"promising tons of custom features."
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"And you can't just make that stuff up."
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"What if I didn't have to make it up?"
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"What if I had every detail"
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"of their deal on my computer right in front of me?"
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"I'm sorry, um..."
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"Are you just asking what if..."
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"or do you actually have this information?"
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"Gilfoyle, please don't tell me..."
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"that you hacked into EndFrame's system."
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"Okay. I won't tell you that."
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"W-Well, did you hack into it or not?"
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"My feeling is..."
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"if you're the CEO of a company"
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"and you're dumb enough to leave your login info"
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"on a Post-it note on your desk,"
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"while the people that you fucking ripped off"
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"are physically in your office, it's not a hack."
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"It's barely social engineering."
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"It's more like natural selection."
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"Fucking ninja."
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"Okay. I was not in the room while this was happening."
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"This is way over the line."
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"This is crazy illegal."
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"We're not trading on stolen information. It's not worth it."
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"What if it was worth it?"
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"It's not, so..."
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"Gilfoyle, uh, hypothetically, how much is it worth?"
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"$15 million."
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"- What? - Holy shit!"
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"Okay, I was definitely not in the room while this happened."
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"I've got it all right here with a bow on it..."
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"Delivery dates, benchmarks."
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"They're promising to deliver"
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"high-quality 4K streaming video"
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"at 20 megabits per second."
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"That's it? That's dog shit."
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"If we can put a half-decent build"
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"of our platform in front of Intersite,"
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"I mean, we can shark this 15 mil right out from under EndFrame."
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"I... I don't understand."
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"How does Intersite have all this money to throw around?"
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"It's pornography, Richard."
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"Adult content has driven more"
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"important tech adaption than anything."
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"The first fiction ever published on a printing press"
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"was an erotic tale."
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"And from there, it was Super 8 film..."
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"Polaroid, home video, digital, video on demand..."
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"Credit card verification systems, Snapchat."
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"Pornography accounts for 37% of all Internet traffic."
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"38 when I'm on it."
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"Reducing Intersite server load by a tiny fraction,"
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"could save them tens of millions of dollars a year."
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"Hundreds."
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"$15 million is only like six hours of Intersite CDN bill, right?"
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"But to us, that..."
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"I mean, we could settle out with Russ,"
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"pay our legal fees,"
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"have plenty of runway to get us to CES."
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"Minor detail. This is stealing."
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"You mean like lying and telling someone"
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"that you want to fund their company,"
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"and then taking their tech when they meet with you?"
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"Like that kind of stealing?"
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"You wanted to do something, Richard."
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"This is something."
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"It's time to walk the left-hand path, Richard."
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"The statistics here are clear."
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"Protecting existing revenue streams..."
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"in the current climate is no longer a viable option."
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"We must run forward simply to stay in place,"
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"by doing what the adult industry has always done, lead."
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"Pioneering cutting-edge interfaces"
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"across new device platforms like Oculus and iWhack"
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"will be the key to our survival as an industry."
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"And based on their recent investment patterns,"
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"tech leaders such as Facebook agree."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future."
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"What is that on your computer screen? A fractal?"
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"No, it's just pictures of art I've been sending Karen"
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"from my mobile phone which is charging over there."
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"I told her I just got back from"
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"a gallery opening in Hunter's Point."
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"Who painted that disappointment?"
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"Jaden, age five."
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"I got it from his Montessori school website."
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"He's not online, he's never gonna find out."
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"What?"
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"Crimes against children..."
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"Really, so easy to get away with."
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"Oh, another text from Karen."
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"In your 'hood. Can I come over?"
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"IDK. Too soon, question mark."
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"Fuck."
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"What's the issue?"
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"This is what you want."
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"You know, it's... The place is so dirty right now."
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"Probably another day is best for such activity?"
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"Um, should I tell her I'm out getting Ethiopian tapas?"
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"I don't see what the problem is here."
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"She wants to come over, and she acknowledged that it's too soon."
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"You've basically done the deed..."
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