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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Always Bet on Blake (S06E06)

"'Cause that lotion is not where I left it last."
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"- Are you using my lotion?"
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"- Only when I'm in your room, jerking off on your computer."
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"- Absolutely do not ever jerk off on my computer."
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"- Fine, okay, I won't,"
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"but because I choose not to from now on."
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"- You know what? Just get out, okay?"
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"I've got actual in-charge-type work to do."
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"- Work, like what?"
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"Work on your [bleep]?"
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"Ugh!"
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"- Damn it, I didn't take my pants off."
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"- All right, packed house."
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"So the key to a successful magic trick is distraction."
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"That's where you come in."
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"As my assistant,"
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"you need to be something that the audience looks at while I--"
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"look up there-- perform my illusion, see?"
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"- Okay, cool, so I'm like eye candy and all that."
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"Is there anything that you want me to do, like, specifically?"
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"- You know, just do what feels right."
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"You'll know when to do the distraction, okay?"
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"- Okay."
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"- But when it's time, you distract."
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"- Oh!"
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"You got it, man."
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"I'll be a distraction."
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"- Hello, and... welcome!"
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"I am the resident magician, Magic Blake,"
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"and this is my beautiful assistant, Magic Carl."
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"We start off with a card trick."
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"You, sir, what's your name?"
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"Let me guess, Waymond."
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"How'd I know? Go ahead and pick a card, Waymond."
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"Okay, what is the card?"
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"Don't tell me."
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"Actually, don't you ever tell me, all right?"
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"Put it back in the deck, anywhere in the deck."
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"Now Magic Carl is gonna go to the other side of the stage,"
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"and I'm gonna go to the other other side of the stage"
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"and visualize the card."
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"Now, please, please make sure that my assistant, Magic Carl,"
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"is placing that deck very, very far away."
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"[quietly] Distract 'em. Distract 'em."
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"Okay, so I'm just visualizing."
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"Nothing to see, really, over here."
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"It's just me thinking, visualizing, boring."
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"[crowd gasps]"
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"And what--okay. Whoa!"
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"Okay, whoa. What are you doing?"
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"What are you-- what are you doing?"
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"- I'm just doing what feels right, okay?"
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"- This is not right. Please put your pants back on."
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"- God, fine! - Family show."
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"- There's no kids here, is there?"
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"- Well, I'm just saying--"
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"- There's no kids here."
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"- All right, stop."
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"- These are my best pants."
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"I'm ruining my belt now. Great."
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"But she is sexy."
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"- 24, your bet."
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"- [groans] I don't have any money left."
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"I guess I should go."
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"- What? No, don't do that."
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"I will walk you to the ATM."
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"It's about three miles away."
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"We should get going."
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"- I mean, this ring is worth 5,000."
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"Can I gamble that?"
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"- Yes, you can."
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"- No, no, no, no. $5,000? We can't--"
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"Pit boss DeMamp, please get to the back of the house now."
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"- Yes, and I will definitely be right there, boss."
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"Tang, can I see your shoe?"
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"- Adam, we cannot handle that bet."
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"Do not take that bet."
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"Adam!"
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"[grunts]"
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"- And I visualized this."
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"Queen of hearts, what do you say?"
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"Waymond, is that your card?"
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"No?"
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"Okay, there had to be a mix-up somewhere--"
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"- Hiyah!"
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"This is my show now, baby."
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"They want to see my dick."
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"- Helicopter your wang!"
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"- Got it, buddy. That's all I want to do."
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"- Stop, guys. Next trick. Carl, get in the box."
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"- No, you get in the box, man."
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"This puppetry of the penis, it's so hot right now."
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"They love it! They love it."
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"- If you could just please get in the box."
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"- You get in the box. - Don't do that!"
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"- Get in the box, Magic Blake. Get in the box, Magic Blake."
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"- Carl, stop! Please, this is my show!"
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"- Whoo! - Please!"
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"- Shh. - Stop encouraging him, please."
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"Where is he? This is not part of the show."
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"Please, where are you, Carl?"
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"[screams]"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"What was that?"
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"- Okay, I'm done."
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"You can do your next trick now."
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"And back to Magic Blake."
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"- I'm gonna kill you, you stupid idiot."
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"I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you."
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"That's not magic. - I'm sorry."
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"- I'll cut your freaking dick off, then."
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"[crying]"
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"My eye itches."
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"- Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we're gonna take a short five-minute intermission."
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"- Why does it itch? Is it bleeding?"
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"Is it bleeding? - It's fine."
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"- Why did you do that?"
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"- I just need to verify the authenticity of this ring."
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"Yup, that's real."
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