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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Rooster (S03E03)

"all over the place."
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"Then..."
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"we're gonna squirt this fake blood everywhere."
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"After that, the only thing that's left to do is to"
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"grab the rooster, jam it in the pillowcase, and then go home"
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"to a good night's sleep."
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"Damn it, Dave."
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"That's the most brilliant plan I've ever heard."
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"That's what I'm saying. [shushing]"
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"[grunting]"
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"You knew there was a gate?"
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"Yeah. I was gonna say something, but then I thought, "Why?""
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"Okay, so where is he?He's right over there,"
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"on top of the chicken coop.Ah."
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"Standing guard over the ladies."
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"Respect, respect."
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"Okay, you go grab him."
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"I'm gonna frame a coyote."
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"Okay, Beaker..."
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"...this is nothing personal."
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"I just hate you and I want you to die!"
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"All right."
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"Get him, Calvin, get him!CALVIN: I'm trying."
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"But this sucker's fast. He must be free-range!"
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"Calvin, quit messing around. Get him."
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"Look, I'm trying."
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"Okay, I got him, I got him."
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"Ooh.Calvin, nice work. That was amazing."
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"I know. When it comes to chasing chickens,"
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"it's all about the footwork."
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"Come on. Let's get out of here before, uh..."
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"...that happens."
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Oh, hey, Mama."
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"I'm surprised you're still here.Mm."
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"Well, I guess that's the thing about surprises."
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"You never know when you're gonna open a door and find one."
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"So, how was the comic book store?"
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"Oh, it was incredible.Mm?"
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"I got my shirt signed by two Klingons,"
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"a Romulan and a Borg."
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"Well, that's wonderful, baby."
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"I'm glad you had fun.Yeah."
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"How about you? Did you have a good nap?"
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"Well, I ended up not taking one."
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"Oh, why not?"
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"Well, you know, your place is so nice,"
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"I just got caught up doing other things,"
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"like watching your big TV and enjoying your beautiful view,"
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"and finding you have a damn washer and dryer!"
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"What? There's a washer and dryer here?"
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"I can't believe you."
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"Why would you lie to me?"
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"Uh, well, uh, technically, I didn't lie."
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"I just withheld the truth, which, according to Dad,"
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"there's a big difference."
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"All these years I've been doing your laundry"
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"when you could've been doing it your damn self?"
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"Actually, actually, that's not true, either."
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"See, 'cause I never learned how to do my laundry,"
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"because you always did it for me."
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"So, if you think about it, this is kind of on you."
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"[clears throat]"
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"It's on me?"
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"No, no, no, it's-it's on me."
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"[mutters nervously]It's on me."
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"Well, in that case,"
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"this is on you."
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"Mama!"
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"Oh! Mama."
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"This is a collector's item. Why would you do that?"
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"To give you a reason to learn how to do your own laundry."
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"And you better do it quick before that stains."
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"Oh, mama's log:"
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"payback!"
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"Wow."
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"I've never really seen a rooster up close."
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"Yeah, me, neither."
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"They're weirdly kind of beautiful."
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"Yeah, really is."
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"Okay, now, go ahead and snap its neck."
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"What?"
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"I can't do it. I'm not a killer."
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"I can't, either. I caught him."
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"He'd see it coming from me."
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"Uh-uh. Not me. I can't do it."
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"Look, I know this is gonna be hard for you to believe,"
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"but I'm not as hard-core as I look."
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"Okay. If you can't do it, then I guess I'll do it."
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"Stand back."
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"Let me show you how a gangsta takes out a bird."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Ah, ooh, ah."
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"Ah..."
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"[The Good, the Bad and the Uglytheme playing]"
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"Ah, I can't. Why not?"
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"We made eye contact. I saw his soul."
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"Saw whose soul?"
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"Uh, uh, Calvin's. By the way, beautiful soul, Calvin. Really."
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"[Beaker crows]"
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"Oh, my God. Did you two steal that guy's rooster?"
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"Okay, look, I know, I know it seems crazy,"
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"but we tried talking to Wyatt,"
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"and he wouldn't do anything about it."
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"Which is why we had to steal it."
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"And now neither one of us can bring ourselves"
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"to send him to the big chicken coop in the sky."
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"I can't believe you guys."
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"You are two grown men,"
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"and you can't kill a rooster?"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Come on, it's no big deal."
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"Back on the farm, I used to kill chickens all the time."
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"You did?"
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"Trust me, once you've gone elbow-deep"
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"to inseminate a cow, you can do pretty much anything."
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"Wow."
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"Tina won't even stick her fingers in a bowling ball."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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