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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The Talk (S01E01)

"Well, because there are some very"
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"interesting pictures on it."
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"Why are you telling me? I never had it."
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"Oh, well, he says you did."
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"Hey, let's go question him together."
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"I'll be the good cop,"
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"and, you, you be the cop"
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"that lies about being on the iPad."
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"Come on."
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"Okay. Fine, it was me."
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"Wh...?"
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"Why?"
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"I was getting changed for gym, and..."
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"some girls have small ones and some girls have big ones"
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"and some girls have... really weird ones and I just,"
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"I wanted to see what the average was, I don't know."
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"I-I don't want to talk about it and everything's fine."
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"O-Okay. Okay, I get it. That, uh..."
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"that makes sense. (chuckles)"
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"Here's ten dollars. Go buy yourself something nice, okay?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Look, honey..."
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"I think you're perfect."
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"Okay? And,"
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"in the future, when you have questions like this,"
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"just ask Mom."
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"Okay? Because..."
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"she gave you the birds and the bees talk,"
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"so you already have, you know, open channels."
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"We never had a talk about that."
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"What? She never showed you any dolls?"
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"Wh-What?"
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"Dirty dolls-- have you seen them?"
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"No, I learned all about that stuff in health class at school."
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"What? They still teach that?"
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"I could've stayed completely out of this?"
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"Oh, I have been misinformed about a lot of things lately!"
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"It's butt babies all over again!"
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"Hey, honey."
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"How was your night? How's Teddy?"
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"Not bad, liar."
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"What?"
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"A lot happened tonight while you were gone."
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"Yeah."
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"Turns out it was Katie who was looking"
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"at those pictures on the Internet."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Mm-hmm. Our Katie?"
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"Yeah, yeah, and that's just the beginning"
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"of the revelations."
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"(quietly): I also found out"
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"that you never had the birds and the bees talk with Katie"
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"like you told me you did."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Yeah. Yeah, you talk the talk,"
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"but you don't talk the talk."
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"Okay."
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"Okay... (stammers) I meant to talk to her."
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"I bought the book and the dolls."
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"And then when I went up to her room, she was sitting there,"
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"playing with a stuffed unicorn. I just couldn't do it."
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"Teddy was playing with a yo-yo, but I powered through."
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"Okay, but, you know, then I thought I would just wait"
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"for a natural time, when she'd say something."
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"And-and then, you know, I'd say,"
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""Hey, it's funny you should bring that up.""
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"But that never happened."
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"And then,"
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"one day, I got a,"
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"you know, a permission slip"
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"for a special health class."
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"So, you know, I just..."
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"let it ride."
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"Let it ride. Yeah."
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"Did not know that was an option, Mrs. Pants On Fire!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"You are not mad because I lied--"
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"you're mad because I figured out a way to get out of this"
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"and you couldn't."
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"I outmaneuvered you."
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"No! It's because..."
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"Yes, that's exactly it!"
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"Well, congratulations."
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"You almost got away clean."
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"Wh-What do you mean, "almost"?"
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"Turns out Katie was looking at those pictures"
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"because she has some intimate,"
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"private lady questions about her body."
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"Hmm?"
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"Questions that only her mother can answer."
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"Fine, I will talk to her tomorrow."
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"Mm."
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"(groans)"
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"This is gonna be so awkward."
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"Aw."
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"I hope so."
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"Katie..."
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"Katie, Katie, Kate, Kate. (chuckles)"
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"What's up? (clears throat)"
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"So..."
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"I'd like to tell you the story of my breasts."
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"KATE: Oh, my God! Please stop talking!"
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"(door slams)"
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"Kate sounds mad at Mommy."
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"Isn't it glorious?"
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"I finished my lunch, Daddy. Can I go play?"
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"Yes, go play. That's what the world needs."
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"(sighs) All right, I still got one."
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"Well, uh, Kate and Teddy are gonna pass on lunch."
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"They said they don't think they'll ever be hungry again."
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"Well, it's official."
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"We are really bad at these talks."
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"And yet so good at the thing itself."
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"Well, that's because we don't talk during the thing."
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"We tried once."
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"You got bossy."
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"You know, the problem is"
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"that n-now we've made this subject so horribly awkward"
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"for our kids, and we need to undo it."
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"Otherwise, they're never gonna talk to us about anything."
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