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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Spencer's Gift (S04E04)

"As my parents debated my new job,"
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"Erica was settling into hers."
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"Welcome to Spencer's."
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"Shopping for anything in particular?"
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"We're looking for party favors for Billy's birthday."
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"I'm turning this much!"
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"Okay... Whatever that is."
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"Well, we have great stuff for kids..."
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"Balloons, fake tattoos, bouncy balls."
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"Boring!"
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"Let me guess, William, You like poo-poo?"
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"You like fake barf?"
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"You like big ol' farts?"
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"Yes!"
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"Then come with me, 'cause you're gonna have"
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"the best birthday farty ever!"
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"Yay!"
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"Let's go, little man."
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"I know you were worried about your brother,"
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"but he's actually doing great."
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"I'd say he's really embraced the spirit of Spencer's."
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"Yeah, well, he's not the only one."
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"Watch this."
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"Hey, handsome. Welcome to Spencer's."
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"Can I help you with anything?"
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"Nah, just kinda browsing."
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"Dude! You like chicks?"
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"Um... Yeah."
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"I'm kind of talking to one."
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"Yeah, he's kind of talking to one."
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"What about chicks in bikinis suntanning on rad sports cars?"
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"Isn't that better than this dud?"
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"Yeah, probably."
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"Then step to your right"
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"and check out our sweet posters!"
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"And for the first time, Barry was out-Spencering Erica."
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"My Lord, look at that boy!"
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"Scooping up ever super car and boobie poster we got."
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"Just doing my job, sir."
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"I know this is a small detour on your way to becoming"
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"a big-time brain surgeon, but how would you like"
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"to be assistant manager?"
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"- What? - What?"
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"I've been looking for somebody to help me run this place."
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"I found him. What do you say?"
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"I say you're gonna be out of business in two weeks."
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"Thank you for this opportunity."
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"Erica, your brilliant brother's in charge."
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"Now, I'm gonna go lose myself in a Cinnabon."
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"Well, well, well."
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"Looks like the master has become the student."
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"That's not the expression."
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"It is now, 'cause Barry's the boss."
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"And the boss Barry says clean all the dribble glasses"
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"and restock the fake turds."
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"As Erica faced the wrath of a new boss,"
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"I was facing bossy customers."
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"Hey, there. Nine quarters, please."
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"- What's this? - It's my report card."
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"I'm a straight-A student."
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"But I go to school with you,"
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"and the report cards haven't come out yet."
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"Then why am I holding one?"
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"That's from three years ago!"
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"Plus, those aren't A's. They're F's you turned into A's."
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"- Nuh-Nuh. - Look."
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"A's don't have right angles."
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"You should know that, 'cause you got an "A" in geometry."
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"Well, here's something you should know."
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"Give me a fistful of quarters"
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"before I give you a faceful of fist."
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"Oh, yeah... she's got nine A's too."
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"What?! No way!"
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"I've got my report card right here."
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"- That's a napkin! - Less talking, more clicking."
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"That's it."
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"Look me in the eye as you do it."
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"Don't you look away!"
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"Still day 1 at my new job, and I was already feeling"
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"like it was "Game over.""
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"Dude, where'd all these people come from?"
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"Everybody heard I was giving out free money!"
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"But that's not even a report card!"
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"That's a Sbarro box!"
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"I know, Dave Kim!"
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"I've lost control."
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"I'm gonna get fired."
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"Oh, for sure."
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"Ah, dang it! I'm all out!"
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"You're gonna need more quarters."
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"Wait! I've got all the quarters in the world!"
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"I had the perfect plan."
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"I would just borrow a couple quarters"
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"- from the machine. - Free quarters!"
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"Oh, God! Not part of the plan!"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"It's a funny story, really."
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"I gave out free money."
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"It's not funny."
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"Okay. Those beer helmets are clean enough."
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"Go tidy up the naughty novelty section in the back."
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"No. There's creepos over there."
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"And they're not buying anything."
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"Erica, you're objecting to a direct order"
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"from your superior."
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"Know what would happen if this was the Army?"
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"Uh, this isn't the Army. We sell butt mugs."
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"Watch yourself."
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"Oh, Leon, I'm gonna need the keys to the glass case."
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"The glass case?"
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"With the pewter dragons holding the crystal balls?"
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"I haven't opened this case in years."
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"Yeah, I saw this stupid goth kid in the mall,"
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"and I said to myself, "That kid'll buy a dragon.""
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"So I struck up a convo, and he's coming in."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Son, you've got it."
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"The gift."
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"The Spencer's gift."
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"Come on, That's not a thing."
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