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Clips from Swingers (1996)

"Hi, friends."
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"I know what you're saying, man. I just don't know what to tell you."
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"I mean, does it have to be Goofy?"
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"You know, I was Hamlet two months ago Off-Broadway, and I was good."
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"- Yeah. - Wow!"
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"- Someone got out of school early today. - I think, they like our vibe."
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"- Oh, it's on. - It's definitely on."
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"God bless you guys."
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"Hi, can I get a Dewars on the rocks?"
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"I can't even get this guy to notice me."
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"You're laughing at me? That's funny to you, huh?"
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"Great. Good. Great day."
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"I'm sorry. I shouldn't."
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"- Let me make it up to you. - Hang on, Nick."
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"That's pretty- They know you around here, huh?"
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"Hi. I'll have a Dewars on the rocks, please."
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"And some more olives for our little friend here."
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"Do I know you? I mean, where do I know you from?"
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"You ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico?"
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"No."
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"No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike?"
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"- I host an open mike there. - No."
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"Oh, you're a comedian."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot of hard work and travel and hotels."
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"I have a new booking agent, though, so I'm part of the whole Vegas circuits."
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"The money's pretty good."
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"I might buy a car, I think. You know, a foreign car."
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"Treat myself. I figure I worked for it. Why not?"
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"I know where it is. Starbucks."
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"I served you an espresso at Starbucks."
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"Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's my drink. That's probably it."
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"That's great. Isn't that funny?"
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"You came in and asked me for an application."
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"And then I took you and introduced you to my manager."
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"Must've been a while ago, 'cause I'm..."
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"you know, right now I have a booking agent."
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"'Cause I've been... you know, I have a booking agent now that I've got."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"No, I think it was about two weeks ago."
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"It was probably more."
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"Probably longer, 'cause things have been going very well lately."
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"So I haven't been looking for a job in a while."
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"It could have been someone who looks like me, 'cause there's a"
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"lot of people who look..."
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"- See, I have a face that's similar... - You better pay the man."
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"Just take this."
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"I've been doing very well. Thank you. Thank you..."
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"- Nikki. - Nikki. Thank you, Nikki."
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"- We got digits, baby. - Yeah, what a surprise."
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"What's wrong with you? I saw you talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby."
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"She didn't like me, okay? I made a fool of myself."
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"Baby, don't talk that way."
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"You're so... you're so money, and you don't even know it."
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"That's what I keep tryin' to tell him."
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"Could you not mess with me right now?"
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"- Baby, we're not messing with you. - We're not."
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"You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs, man."
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"- Big fuckin' teeth, man. - Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya."
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"She's just like this little bunny who's just kinda cowering in the corner."
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"- Shivering. - Yeah, man, just kinda..."
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"You know, you got these claws and you're staring at these"
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"claws, man. And you're thinkin' to yourself..."
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"with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am I supposed to kill this bunny?""
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"And you're pokin' at it, man. You're pokin' at it."
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"Yeah, you're not hurtin' it. You're just kinda gently battin' the bunny around."
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"You know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike."
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"The bunny is scared of you."
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"- And it's shivering. - You got the fucking claws!"
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"These claws and these fangs, man!"
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"You're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs."
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"You're thinking to yourself, "I don't know what to do, man."
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"I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this, you don't know"
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"how to kill the bunny! Do you know what I mean."
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"You're like a big bear, man."
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"- So you're not just fuckin' with me? - No, I'm not fucking with you!"
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"- Honestly! - Mike, I'm telling you, you're money."
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"You're so fucking money."
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"Alright. I want you to go over to that girl and I want you to get those digits."
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"- You're money. - Come here a second. Listen to me."
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"Look it, when you go up to talk to her, man..."
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"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie..."
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"everyone's really hoping makes it happen."
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"I want you to be like the guy in the rated-R movie, you know?"
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"The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet."
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"You're not sure where he's coming from, okay? You're a bad man."
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"You're a bad man. You're a bad man."
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"Bad man."
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"All right, all right."
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"See, baby, it's not that hard."
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"- 818? - 310."
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"Nice."
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"- So how long do I wait to call? - A day."
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"Tomorrow."
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"- Tomorrow, then a day. - Yeah."
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"So two days."
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"I guess you could call it that-two days."
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"Definitely. Two days is like industry standard."
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"No, I used to wait two days to call anybody,"
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"but now it's like everyone in town waits two days."
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"So I think three days is kinda money. What do you think?"
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"Yeah, well. Two's enough not to look anxious."
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"Two's enough not to look anxious."
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"But I think three days is kinda money."
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"Maybe I'll wait three weeks. How's that?"
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"Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and"
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"I just happened to run into her number."
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"- Then ask her where you met her. - Yeah."
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"I don't remember. What does she look like? Then I'll ask if we fucked."
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"Would that-T, would that be the money?"
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"You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want."
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"But if you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party."
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"How long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?"
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"Six days."
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"Different, I don't know, schools or philosophies, they all can fight each other."
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"- I think I like this town. - No, no, gotta go to New Orleans."
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"Hey, how're you doin'?"
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"Watch where you're going, asshole."
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"What'd you say, bitch?"
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"I said watch where you're going, bitch."
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