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Clips from Swingers (1996)

"God, this is such bullshit, man. This is bullshit!"
Swingers (1996)
"The Kings suck in this game. You should play another team."
Swingers (1996)
"I took the Kings to the cup."
Swingers (1996)
"Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off."
Swingers (1996)
"- They're a finesse team, bro. - They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score."
Swingers (1996)
"You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch!"
Swingers (1996)
"- Watch out, motherfucker. - No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow."
Swingers (1996)
"It's not even so much me as it's Roenick. He's good."
Swingers (1996)
"Oh, is that right?"
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"- Chelios steals to Roenick. - You bitch!"
Swingers (1996)
"Score Chicago!"
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"- That was pretty. - Such fuckin' bullshit!"
Swingers (1996)
"But that was pretty, Sue. Check this out on the instant replay."
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"Dude, do not..."
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"You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out."
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"Look at it!"
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"- Look at it! - I don't want to!"
Swingers (1996)
"Why do you think they put the instant replay in the fucking game?"
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"- God, you're unbelievable. - So you can see if it's bullshit."
Swingers (1996)
"I am unbelievable. Look at it."
Swingers (1996)
"Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay?"
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"- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play. - I want him to learn it."
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"I never get to play."
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"You should practice this when I'm not here."
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"Just fuckin' move it."
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"When I'm not here, will you practice this?"
Swingers (1996)
"We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on."
Swingers (1996)
"- Set the game up. - Great times."
Swingers (1996)
"- Yeah? - Better play defense."
Swingers (1996)
"Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor. The elevator's broken, okay?"
Swingers (1996)
"Dude, it's Pink Dot. Would you buzz him in? Hit nine."
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"I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne."
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"- They don't have fighting anymore? - Doesn't that suck?"
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"Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It's the best part of the old version."
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"I think, kids were hitting each other or something, man."
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"Yeah, but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed on this one."
Swingers (1996)
"- Make somebody's head bleed. - No, we're in play-offs."
Swingers (1996)
"I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 over here."
Swingers (1996)
"Mikey, get the door?"
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"- Yeah, give me some money. - Why do I have to give you money?"
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"Give me some fuckin' money. I'm not paying again."
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"Jesus Christ. Pause the game."
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"Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing."
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"Pause the game!"
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"- I got fuckin' Wayne. - Pause it!"
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"All right, I'll pause it. Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day."
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"- How much do you want? - Just give me some money."
Swingers (1996)
"Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here. Jesus fucking Christ."
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"There it is, Mikey! Check it out. His head's bleeding."
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"Mikey, check it out. His legs..."
Swingers (1996)
"Little Wayne's legs are shaking all over."
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"Fucking bitch! What did you do that for?"
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"You're the fucking bitch!"
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"What the fuck are you- Why did you un-pause it?"
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"Come on, man. Come on, peaches."
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"Dude, get the fuck off me. I'm not kidding."
Swingers (1996)
"- You know what? - Look at you. Look at you."
Swingers (1996)
"- You wanna kiss me. Look at you. - Get the fuck off."
Swingers (1996)
"- Get off! - Look at you right now."
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"Get the fuck off me!"
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"You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me!"
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"Hey, hold still. Hold on. It's the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on."
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"- Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute? - Is he brown?"
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"Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail, Michael."
Swingers (1996)
"- Is he polite? - Is he a brown man?"
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"If he's polite, have him come in. If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?"
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"Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes."
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"Michael, is he clean? I want to see him!"
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"Michael, I want to see him. Don't let him go! Don't let him go."
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"Get off. I'm serious. Don't fuckin' do that shit."
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"Oh, he got away from us. I'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice?"
Swingers (1996)
"You guys are assholes. Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals."
Swingers (1996)
"- Oh, yeah. - Nice."
Swingers (1996)
"- What time is the party tonight? - It starts at 8:00."
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"- Everybody'll get there around 10:00. - So, what, 11:00?"
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"- Midnight. - Midnight."
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"I'm gonna bring an old friend from back home. He just moved out here."
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"- Who, Rob? - Yeah, you know him."
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"Yeah, he's cool. You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob."
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"- What does he do? - He's trying to be an actor."
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"- What a surprise. - How novel."
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"So the party started at 8:00."
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"Why are we going to a bar at 10:00?"
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"To grab a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00."
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"Where is this place?"
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"For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood have to be hard"
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"to find and have no sign."
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"It's kind of like a speakeasy kind of thing. It's kinda cool."
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"It's like you're in on some kind of secret, you know?"
Swingers (1996)
"You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin'"
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"that you know how to find it."
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"Excuse me."
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"Excuse me."
Swingers (1996)
"I'll get a Dewars on the rocks. What are you getting?"
Swingers (1996)
"- Budweiser. - A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud."
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"God, I can't believe the women in this city."
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"It's like the hottest one percent from- from all over the world..."
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"come to our gene pool."
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"Darwinism at its best."
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"- Yo, Mikey, what's up? - Charles! How you doin', man?"
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"- You know, man. You know. - You get that pilot?"
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"Nah, man. I know you didn't. Otherwise you wouldn't be askin' me, right?"
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"- That shit wasn't funny anyway. - Piece of shit."
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"Charles, this is my friend Rob from back East. He just moved out here."
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"- My pleasure. - How you doin', man?"
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"This is Charles. We went to network on a pilot."
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"- Oh, yeah, I tested for one. - A month ago."
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"Oh man. How'd your folks take it?"
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"Actually, I haven't heard an official "no" yet."
Swingers (1996)
"Oh, so you haven't told them yet."
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"That's all right, man. I still haven't told my folks"
Swingers (1996)
"I didn't get Deep Space Nine."
Swingers (1996)
"You figure they'd figure it out by now, right?"
Swingers (1996)
"- But Moms keeps asking me. - Boy, does it hurt when they ask."
Swingers (1996)
"I don't even tell them about anything I'm close on anymore."
Swingers (1996)
"Not till you book it. You know, you might get cut out."
Swingers (1996)
"I'm considering taking a part as Goofy."
Swingers (1996)
"- Well, at least it's Disney, right? - Yeah."
Swingers (1996)
"Look, we're going to this party in the hills."
Swingers (1996)
"Some modeling agency. I don't know. Whatever."
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