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Clips from Swingers (1996)

"I walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray."
Swingers (1996)
"We got knocked out pretty fast."
Swingers (1996)
"A couple of high rollers like yourself?"
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"Can you believe it?"
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"- I'm gonna get you that scotch. - You know, forget about it."
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"I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it."
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"Can I get you something else?"
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"I mean, you really shouldn't leave without getting something for free."
Swingers (1996)
"Why ruin a perfect night?"
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"Listen, bring a single-malted Glengarry for me..."
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"and one for my boy Mikey here."
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"And if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water..."
Swingers (1996)
"then this 50-cent piece has your name written all over it, okay?"
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"I want you to run along, 'cause I'll be timing you."
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"I'm gonna keep time. One, two, three, four."
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"What an asshole."
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"Baby, that was money. Tell me that wasn't money."
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"- That was so demeaning. - She smiled, baby."
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"I can't believe what an asshole you are."
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"No, baby, she smiled."
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"She was smiling at what an asshole you are."
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"No, no, no."
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"She was smiling at how money I was, what I did with her."
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"Could we get out of here, alright? Because I'm not gonna pay for a room."
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"What the hell do you want to get out of here for?"
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"The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail."
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"What, are you nuts?"
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"- You think she's coming back here? - Baby, I know she's coming back here."
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"Did you even hear what she said?"
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""You shouldn't leave without getting something for free.""
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"Baby, she wants to party. She wants to."
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"I'm tired. We should just go."
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"Baby, this is what we came here for."
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"Now, we met a beautiful baby, and she likes you."
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"She likes you."
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"Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend."
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"I don't care if I end up with her or one of her beautiful baby friends."
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"It's just I been... I been out of the game for so long, man."
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"It's been like six years."
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"Mike, listen. It's hard, I know. I been there myself."
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"I mean, not for six years or anything, but I've been there."
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"The best thing you can do is just get back out there."
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"It's just I... I'm not attracted to them."
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"I keep thinking of my girlfriend."
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"Then I'm trying to, like, maintain a conversation with them."
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"Mike, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time?"
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"I don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted..."
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"or how their dad can't show 'em affection."
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"All I do, man, is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows..."
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"and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay?"
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"Now take this girl here. Right. She's a waitress in Las Vegas, okay?"
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"But I bet somewhere inside of her there is a very, very special dream."
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"And no matter how hard I try, I won't..."
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"Hey, there she is, the most special lady in town, right?"
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"- Yup. - What time do you get off, Christy?"
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"- 6:00. - 6:00, great."
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"Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water."
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"Fantastic."
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"Listen. Why don't you call a friend and have her meet the three of us..."
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"- at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01? - You got it."
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"- All right? - Sure. Hey."
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"That was so fuckin' money. That was like the Jedi mind shit."
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"See, that's what I'm trying to tell you, baby."
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"Girls love that kind of stuff."
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"They don't go for the sensitive shit. You know what I mean?"
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"You start talking to 'em about, you know, puppy dogs and ice cream."
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"They know what you want to do. What do you think?"
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"You really think they don't know?"
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"No. I know. I know."
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"They know what you want, baby. Believe me."
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"You know, when you pretend it's just like a waste of their time."
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"You're gonna take 'em that way eventually, right?"
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"Don't apologize for it."
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"It's just that I get like this thing where I want"
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"to be a gentleman and I wanna show respect."
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"Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass."
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"What they respect is honesty."
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"Look, you see how they dress when they go out, right?"
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"They want you to notice 'em."
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"All you're doin' is letting them know that it's working."
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"You gotta get off this respect kick."
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"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money..."
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"and that you wanna party."
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"You ready to order?"
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"Yeah. I'll have a coffee. Two... two coffees."
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"And it says here, "Breakfast anytime.""
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"That's right."
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"I'll have the pancakes and the age of enlightenment, please."
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"And for you?"
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"Oh, let's see, I'll have the Toucan."
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"- Over easy. - I'll be back with the coffee."
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"All right, great. Nice, baby."
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"Renaissance. It went over her head."
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"I should have said renaissance. Age of enlightenment. I..."
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"Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna get"
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"an obscure French philosophical reference?"
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"It's like I'm trying to show off to her."
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"I may as well have just said, "Let me jump your ignorant bones.""
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"Mikey, don't even sweat her. Alright?"
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"We're gonna meet our honeys soon. Alright?"
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"You know that Christy's friend is gonna be money."
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"It's 20 to."
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"We gotta get out of here."
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"Baby, will you relax just for a minute here?"
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"Excuse me. We have... We're in a little bit of a hurry."
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"Hang on, Voltaire."
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"- How're you doin', guys? - Hey, boys."
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"- We almost gave up on you. - I'm sorry we're late."
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"There's, you know, no clocks in this town anywhere."
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"You know, no harm done."
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"- This is Lisa. - Hi."
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"- I'm sorry. I never got your name. - I'm Mike."
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"Mike."
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"This is Trent. We call him Double Down."
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"- Trent. - Stop right there."
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"Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11?"
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"Always."
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"- No matter what. Like splitting aces. - Whatever."
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"Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent. It's nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet you."
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