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Clips from Adaptation. (2002)

"- Thanks. - See, I told you he was gonna like it."
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"- You're my muse. You are. - I love being your muse."
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"I'm so happy about that."
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"I'm picking up an order for Kaufman."
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"- Valerie. - Hi, Charlie."
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"It's quite a coincidence bumping into you."
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"I'm sorry I didn't call you back. I was away last week."
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"- That's okay. - I meant to because"
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"things are going well, and I wanted you to know."
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"That's great. I'm anxious to see something."
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"You should sit because I'm here with Susan right now."
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"She's dying to meet you, so it's funny bumping into you."
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"- Have a seat. - Susan Orlean's here?"
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"Yeah, she's here in town for a reading or something. She's just on the phone."
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"Sit down. Have a seat. She's dying to meet you."
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"Well, I should probably go, because..."
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"Well, I'd love to meet her too,"
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"but I don't want to be beholden. And, well..."
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"Once you meet somebody that you've been writing about,"
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"it becomes very hard to separate. So..."
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"Well, okay, I'll speak to you soon. And I'm almost done."
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"I'm almost done."
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"Tell Susan that I would love to meet with her at a future date."
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"- As she sees fit. - Okay."
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"Who am I kidding? This isn't Susan Orlean's story."
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"I have no connection with her. I can't even meet her."
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"I have no understanding of anything but my own panic, self-loathing"
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"and pathetic, little existence."
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"The only thing I'm qualified to write about is myself and my own self..."
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"We open on Charlie Kaufman."
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"Fat, old, bald, repulsive, sitting in a Hollywood restaurant"
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"across from Valerie Thomas, a lovely, statuesque film executive."
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"Kaufman, trying to get a writing assignment,"
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"wanting to impress her, sweats profusely."
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"Fat, bald Kaufman paces furiously in his bedroom."
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"He speaks into his hand-held tape recorder, and he says,"
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"Charlie Kaufman, fat, bald, repulsive, old,"
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"sits at a Hollywood restaurant with Valerie Thomas."
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"Kaufman, repugnant, ridiculous,"
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"jerks off to the book jacket photo of Susan Or..."
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"What do you want?"
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"I've finished my script."
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"I'm done."
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"So would you show it to your agent?"
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"It's called The Three."
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"Thanks. I also want to thank you for your idea."
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"It was very helpful. I changed it a little."
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"Now the killer cuts off body pieces and makes his victims eat them."
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"Caroline has this tattoo of a snake swallowing its own tail, and..."
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"- Ouroboros. - I don't know what that means."
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"The snake. It's called Ouroboros."
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"Don't think so. It's cool for my killer to have this modus operandi."
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"When he forces the woman who's him to eat herself"
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"he's eating himself to death."
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"I'm insane."
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"- I'm Ouroboros. - I don't know what that word means."
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"I've written myself into my screenplay."
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"That's kind of weird, huh?"
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"It's self-indulgent. It's narcissistic."
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"It's solipsistic. It's pathetic."
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"I'm pathetic. I'm fat and pathetic."
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"I'm sure you had good reasons, Charles. You're an artist."
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"It's because I'm too timid to speak to the woman who wrote the book."
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"Because I'm pathetic."
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"Because I have no idea how to write. I can't make flowers fascinating."
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"Because I suck."
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"- Hey, am I in the script? - I'm going to New York."
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"I'll meet her. That's it. That's what I have to do."
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"Don't get mad at me for saying,"
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"but Bob's having a seminar in New York this weekend."
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"So if you're stuck..."
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"And she said, Laroche is such a fun character."
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"No shit, I'm a fun character."
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"Who's gonna play me?"
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"Well, I've gotta write the book first, John."
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"Then, you know, they get somebody to write the screenplay."
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"Hey, I think I should play me."
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"Most people yearn for something exceptional, something so inspiring"
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"they'd want to risk everything for that passion, but few would act on it."
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"It was very powerful,"
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"and it's intoxicating to be around someone so alive."
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"Come on, just follow me. They're right nearby."
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"Okay."
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"Can I ask you a personal question?"
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"Look, we're not lost."
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"I've done this a million times."
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"When everything is killing me, I just say, "screw it", and go straight ahead."
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"Oh, fuck..."
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"Sundial."
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"I'll just set this up, we'll wait a few minutes,"
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"and then we'll be able to tell which way the sun's moving."
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"We should be headed southeast."
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"So you collect anything?"
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"Not really, no."
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"Yeah, well, you know,"
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"it's not really about collecting the thing."
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"It's about being able..."
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"The thing about computers, the thing I like,"
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"is that I'm immersed in them,"
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"but it's not like a living thing that's gonna leave or die or something."
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"- John, I'm sorry. I just... - Okay."
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"- I don't... - Hey. Okay."
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"Fuck the sundial."
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"I know how to get out of here. I know how to get out of here."
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"I know this swamp like the back of my goddamn hand."
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"You're just like everybody else. Fucking leeches."
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"You just attach yourself to me and suck me dry, spit me out."
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"Why don't you get your own life? Your own fucking interests?"
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"Fucking spoiled bitch."
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"Life seemed to be filled with things that were just like the ghost orchid."
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"Wonderful to imagine and easy to fall in love with,"
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"but a little fantastic"
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"and fleeting"
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"and out of reach."
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"But a little fantastic and fleeting and out of reach."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, it's Marty. How's it going?"
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"Has it been helpful talking to the writer? What's her name?"
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"Susan Orlean. It's been okay."
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"Well, I mean, are you making headway?"
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