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Clips from Klaus

"[shudders]"
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"I didn't think so."
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ Why'd you have to go And mess with the postman? ♪"
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"♪ That's what you get When you mess with the postman ♪"
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"Only good children get toys?"
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"[all gasp]"
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"[boy 1] "Dear Mr. Klaus,"
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"I shoveled all the yards on my street today."
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"- That's good, right? - Hi!"
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"Please don't put me on the Naughty List.""
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"[girl 1] "Dear Mr. Klaus,"
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"today, me and my brothers helped Mom with the chores."
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"We'll do this every day if you bring us some toys. Honest!""
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"[girl 2] "Dear Mr. Klaus, our neighbor was fixing up the hole in the fence today,"
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"and then he fell..."
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"- [screams] Ow! - ...and he hurt his leg."
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"- It must've really hurt... - Let go of me!"
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"- ...'cause he would not stop screaming. - I'm being attacked by Ellingboes! Help!"
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"So we helped him."
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"He said he didn't like it, but... deep down, I think he did.""
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"[boy 2] "That's what I did today."
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"And yesterday,"
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"instead of stealing Mrs. Runa's berries, we picked them all up for her.""
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"- [boy 2 laughs] - Hmm?"
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""She came to our house later, and she brought Mom lots of berry jam.""
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"Hmph."
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"[chuckles] "And then Mom brought her a berry pie.""
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"- [Annelisse] "Dear Mr. Klaus... - Hmph."
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"...I've been going to class every day,"
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"- and I always do my homework." - Oh, Annelisse! Thank you!"
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"Hi, Mr. Postman!"
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"[Annelisse] "Miss. Alva is the best teacher ever!""
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"[boy 3] "Also, I cleaned my dad's old clarinet."
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"I hope I did a good job. He seemed happy."
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"Could I get a toy please?""
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"[playing clarinet solo]"
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"[children laughing]"
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"Huh?"
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"[children laughing]"
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"Huh?"
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"[all yelling]"
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"What?"
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"[all laughing]"
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"What the..."
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"Hey, there, Chief. How're we doin'..."
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"- [children] Here! Me! - What? How?"
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"[all gasp]"
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"Whoo! Come on, guys! Let's play!"
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"[children laughing]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[Mrs. Runa chuckling]"
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"I think it's time we send that postman... a message."
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"You know what to do, pumpkin."
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"[in raspy voice] Mine..."
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"[Jesper] And the baker now has a sale on cakes for Ellingboes,"
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"without razor blades in the dough or anything."
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"Oh, and did you know that arson is down 70%?"
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"It's true. When's the last time you saw a house burn down?"
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"Precisely. And cookouts, swap meets, and, uh..."
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"yeah, I don't know."
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"It's like everyone's gone mad or something."
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"A true selfless act..."
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"always sparks another."
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"Well, look who's suddenly a chatterbox. Tell me,"
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"what made you squander all those words into that nugget of wisdom?"
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"Oh, just something..."
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"someone used to say."
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"Well, let me tell you something."
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"I've been around long enough to know that everyone is out to get something."
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"Those kids? Those kids are in it for the toys. And the grown-ups?"
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"Well, I don’t know what they’re after."
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"but it sure is not goodwill and peace on Earth."
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"What about you?"
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"- What's in it for you? - Me?"
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"Well, you know... [sighs]"
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"- It's different. I don't... - [wood creaking]"
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"Look out!"
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"- [Magdalone] Mine! - [Mrs. Krum] What?"
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"- Aah! - [reindeer whinny]"
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"- [Mrs. Krum] I can't believe this! - Whoa!"
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"What are you doing at our ambush?"
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"Your ambush? This is our ambush!"
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"- Stop, stop, stop! - I'm trying!"
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"[Jesper] Stop! Stop!"
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"[both screaming]"
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"[Klaus] Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Oh, great! Look what you've done!"
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"- What we've done? - [Mrs. Krum] Leave it to you..."
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"Whoa!"
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"[both screaming]"
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"[wind howling]"
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"[gasps]"
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"Wow."
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"[sleigh splintering]"
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"Friends of yours, I take it?"
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"Uh..."
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"They seem nice."
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"[panting]"
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"[all gasp]"
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"You guys are not gonna believe what I saw last night!"
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"A flying sleigh pulled by magical reindeer?"
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"Yep."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh, look, it can laugh."
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"- Ho ho ho! - Mystery solved."
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"Ho ho ho!"
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"Ho ho ho!"
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"Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Really?"
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"- That's how you laugh? - Right."
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"Let's load up."
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"Oh, no, no. You don't get off that easy."
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"- Let me hear it again. - No."
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"Come on. Just a snicker or a chuckle."
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"- Just a giggle. - Keep it up. See what happens."
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"All right. I'll stop."
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"Say, have you heard the one about the one-legged man who walks into a bar?"
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"Say, we're kinda running low on inventory, aren't we?"
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"Yes, only a couple more trips, and that should do it."
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