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Clips from Klaus

"We'd like to send these letters!"
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"[objects clattering]"
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"[hen clucking]"
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"What? What did you just say?"
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"Our cousin told us if we write a letter to Mr. Klaus,"
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"he'll make us a toy."
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"He also said to bring you a penny each."
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"It's not a letter if it doesn't have postage, right?"
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"["How You Like Me Now?" playing]"
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"- Psst. Hey. Hey, you. - Hmm?"
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"You want a toy?"
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"- [chuckles] - Hey! Would you, uh..."
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"like a brand-new toy?"
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"Just write a letter to Mr. Klaus."
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"And you put it in the envelope, write your name on it and bring a penny."
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"Can't forget the penny."
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"These better sound sad. Do they sound sad?"
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"Okay, good job."
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"All right. And now..."
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"for the tricky part."
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"- [wood clatters] - [gasps]"
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"- [wood splinters] - [gasps]"
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"[wood creaking]"
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"[Klaus grunts]"
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"All right. Remember..."
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"probably not an ax murderer, though..."
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"it still is a possibility, but most likely... no."
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"He's a good guy... deep down."
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"- [clears throat] Hello. - [grunts]"
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"[clears throat] Hello. Mr... Klaus, I take it?"
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"You remember me from the nice breaking and entering last night?"
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"[chuckles] Jesper Johanssen, postman,"
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"- but we never properly... - [grunts]"
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"[gulps] Uh..."
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"I, uh..."
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"You see, Mr. Klaus, it seems like word got around"
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"that the poor children of Smeerensburg have started, uh..."
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"completely unprompted..."
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"writing letters asking you for..."
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"toys. [coughs]"
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"So I figured"
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"you have the whole barn filled with toys"
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"just sitting there collecting dust, so..."
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"[whimpers]"
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"Oh, God. Okay. This is it. Here it goes."
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"[grunts]"
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"[chirping]"
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"- [all chirping] - [Jesper] Oh, wow."
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"That is..."
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"totally normal."
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"Not a symptom of any mental illness or anything."
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"- [Klaus] Go away. - Mr. Klaus, sir!"
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"Those little children... [grunts]"
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"...if you donate your old toys to them..."
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"[pants] ...well, I'll gladly deliver them for free!"
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"Mr. Klaus, wait!"
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"Please! [panting]"
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"Think of all the joy you'll bring their miserable little lives!"
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"Look, here."
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"Poor little Herlief."
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"He only has sticks and stones to play with. So sad."
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"And this one,"
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"little Penny... Patty."
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"Her doll was so old,"
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"it crumbled in her arms when she came to me."
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"And then Kristoff... Little, ugly Kristoff."
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"This little..."
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"Tonight, same time."
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"Great! What, "same time"? You mean, dead of night?"
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"- I can just take the toys now. - No. I go with you."
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"There's no need for you to come with me, really."
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"It might be against the law"
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"for a noncertified postman to ride with me."
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"I have to check the rule book."
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"Great. Tonight, then. I'll see you then. Good talk. Good talk."
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"[laughing and exclaiming]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[gasps]"
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"- [children laughing] - [hounds whining]"
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"Whoa! Whoo!"
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"[gasps]"
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"Huh?"
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"[giggles]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[woman gasps]"
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"- Oh, oh! - [gasps]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[man] Playing!"
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"Playing, I tell you."
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"With an Ellingboe!"
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"- [councilman 1] An Ellingboe, no less! - [councilman 2] In all my years!"
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"- Did you all hear that? - Unacceptable."
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"- [man] I don't know how it happened. - [yelps]"
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"I turned away for one second..."
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"And then I saw it."
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"I brought her as soon as I could, sir."
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"- That's just wrong! Wrong, I say! - Inconceivable!"
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"- What are we going to do? - Unthinkable!"
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"Hmm. This is bad. Very bad."
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"Worst I've ever seen, really. What were you thinking, kid?"
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"Don't you know that..."
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"Krums and Ellingboes don't mix."
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"- But why? - "Why?" he asks!"
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"- See what I mean? - [councilwoman] Why?"
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"I don't know what to do!"
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"Please help us, miss! I beg you!"
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"[gasps]"
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"[squeals]"
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"Do you know what this is, little boy?"
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"This is tradition!"
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"Centuries of glorious hatred, passed down through generations!"
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"There was the hundred-day brawl of '45."
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"Which we totally won!"
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"The maritime game of chicken."
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"The Great Mooning of '86."
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"[gasps]"
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"So, if there's something we know..."
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"...going back as far as we can remember..."
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"...it's that a Krum despises an Ellingboe..."
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"...and an Ellingboe can't stand a Krum!"
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