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Clips from Girls5eva - Can't Wait 2 Wait (S02E02)

"wait 11 months to touch your shoulder."
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"[quirky music]"
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"- Oh."
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"- Oh, I'm exhausted"
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"from undisclosed glamorous location."
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"- How was your date with obviously Shaq?"
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"- I cannot confirm nor deny the thing I want you to know,"
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"but cannot say."
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"[sighs]"
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"But what I can say"
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"is we had a meet-cute at the Atlanta Airport,"
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"and I saw him, and I said, "Are you 'name redacted'?""
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"And he said, "Of course I'm 'name redacted.'"
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"Who else do you know that's seven-foot-'redacted'?""
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"Where were you?"
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"- I was working. You're welcome."
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"- Did you and Ray crack the song?"
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"- Yeah. Progress."
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"- Well, let's hear it."
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"- * Gee-lohhw-ers... *"
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"* Goh-dehrr, goh-dehrr *"
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"- Those aren't words."
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"* *"
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"[whispering] Did you hook up with Ray?"
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"- Shh, no! No."
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"We just--we had a brain break."
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"- And did what?"
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"- You're gonna think this is really lame,"
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"but we watched the new "Business Throne.""
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"- [gasps] Gasp!"
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"- What? No gasp. Why gasp?"
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"- Because in your basic little life, that is cheating."
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"- What? It's a TV show."
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"- And I want you to imagine yourself"
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"saying out loud, "Scott, I watched"
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"'Business Throne' with another man.""
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"- [gasps]"
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"- See? Gasp."
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"- Oh, hey. I fell asleep in Max's room."
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"You ready for ep nine?"
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"- Yep, I'm up."
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"- The penultimate."
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"Hmm."
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"Is Shaq funny in real life?"
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"- Is who funny in what?"
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"[button clicks]"
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"[dramatic music playing]"
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"- I wonder how many helicopters we're gonna see."
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"- If I could go back in time, I would've"
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"blasted on your mother's stomach."
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"Fuck off, son!"
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"- They're so mean. I'm so happy."
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"- Oh, okay. Okay."
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"- It's not gonna happen again. Stop making me feel guilty."
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"I already have enough general Italian guilt"
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"and Catholic shame for being born naked."
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"- It's a dangerous game you're playing,"
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"like when "name withheld" and I played "Twister.""
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"I nearly suffocated."
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"There's a new glint on the wall."
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"Who got a new ring? - Oh, I did."
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"- Did you get engaged to that guy you didn't even like?"
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"- No."
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"It's from my parents."
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"I don't even know if I'm gonna keep it."
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"- What? It's so nice."
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"- I know. It's, um..."
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"it's a purity ring."
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"You know, until I marry the two."
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"- What? You're 39, you're not 13."
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"- Hey, you said next weird thing I did"
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"you were gonna shut up."
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"- There--there isn't even--"
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"You can't--you can't po--you--"
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"You are lucky I just swallowed a diatribe."
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"- Okay, I didn't say I'm doing it."
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"I said I'm thinking about it."
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"I mean, I do wanna get remarried,"
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"and waiting is kinda my brand."
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"- * I can't wait 2 wait *"
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"- * Don't make me wait any longer *"
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"both: * To wait makes us stronger *"
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"- * You don't have to carry shrimp *"
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"* To be a super cool waiter *"
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"both: * So let's make a date to... *"
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"* *"
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"- Sure, but-- - It's not done."
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"* *"
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"both: * Wait *"
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"- Summer, this is backwards."
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"You cannot let your parents run your sex life."
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"- Okay, I'm supposed to take moral advice"
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"from a woman mentally raw-dogging our producer"
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"through an HBO show?"
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"- I am not."
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"How do you even know that?"
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"- Wickie and I are on a Slack."
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"You guys, the only reason why I'm really considering this"
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"is because I love my parents so much,"
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"and, you know, they did purity rings."
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"And they're so happy. They have the perfect marriage."
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"- Hey! - Hi, y'all!"
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"How are ya? - There they are."
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"- Hello. - Chris and Kris."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Dutkowsky."
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"- We went to the park. We got our portraits made,"
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"but he could only draw Al Pacino, so..."
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"- Oh, look at that. [laughter]"
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"- Booyah! - From the movie."
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"- You ready, Summer? - Okay. I'm just gonna run"
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"and take 'em to brunch. I'll be back."
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"Hang on, I'll get my coat. - Guys."
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"Guys, she's on the fence."
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"We need to take control here."
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"- Or we could let it fly, because I don't care."
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"- No, we gotta be the whores to shut this thing down."
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"- Oh! Hey, you guys!"
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"Oh, you know, I could hook us all up"
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"at my brother's restaurant."
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"It's very authentish Italian."
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