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Clips from Girls5eva - Can't Wait 2 Wait (S02E02)

"woman-to-woman for a second?"
Girls5eva
"- Copy."
Girls5eva
"Now, I don't have a Kotex on me,"
Girls5eva
"but this is horse hair."
Girls5eva
"- No. - No, you cradle it the same."
Girls5eva
"You can take it."
Girls5eva
"- No, no, no, no, no. Somebody else go."
Girls5eva
"- Hey, Kris, you seem like a modern woman,"
Girls5eva
"wearing a brooch."
Girls5eva
"Don't you think this purity stuff"
Girls5eva
"is a little outdated?"
Girls5eva
"- We did it, and we just had"
Girls5eva
"our 40th wedding anniversary last October."
Girls5eva
"Look, Summer was a honeymoon baby."
Girls5eva
"Bull's-eye right out of the gate."
Girls5eva
"- I was a hole in one. [laughter]"
Girls5eva
"- Thank you. - Oh, well."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, look at that. - Here we go."
Girls5eva
"Steak for an angel."
Girls5eva
"- Let's do this. - All right."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, Lord. This beef ain't budging."
Girls5eva
"[both laugh] Let's go."
Girls5eva
"- Here, you grab. I'll stab. - You got it."
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"- They never stop holding hands."
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"[both smooching]"
Girls5eva
"- I have to say whatever they're doing is working."
Girls5eva
"Maybe you should do this purity thing."
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"- Thank you. - What?"
Girls5eva
"I just call it like I see it,"
Girls5eva
"and I have to remind you, I don't care."
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"[Huey Lewis And The News' "Do You Believe In Love" playing]"
Girls5eva
"- Whoop! That's us. Let's go!"
Girls5eva
"- Pardon us, ladies. When this song comes on,"
Girls5eva
"I gotta dance with my bride. - Yeah."
Girls5eva
""Do You Believe in Love" was their wedding song."
Girls5eva
"both: We do believe!"
Girls5eva
"- * I was walkin'... *"
Girls5eva
"- I know. They do."
Girls5eva
"- Wait, hold up, hold up."
Girls5eva
"That song came out January 1982,"
Girls5eva
"and I know that because my dad credits it"
Girls5eva
"with giving him the courage to leave my mom."
Girls5eva
"So how is this their wedding song in 1981?"
Girls5eva
"Tell me that, huh?"
Girls5eva
"- Hand me Lady Kris's phone."
Girls5eva
"- * Do you believe... *"
Girls5eva
"- Her bouquet is enormous, she's got moon face,"
Girls5eva
"and no one's hair is that shiny"
Girls5eva
"without a baby tweaking it from me the inside."
Girls5eva
"- God, Summer, you were at your parents' wedding."
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"- * In love... *"
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"- So they didn't..."
Girls5eva
"- * It's true... *"
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"* *"
Girls5eva
"- Wait? [fork clatters]"
Girls5eva
"- Mom, Dad, the math doesn't add up."
Girls5eva
"Just admit it."
Girls5eva
"- [sighs]"
Girls5eva
"You want the truth? - Yes!"
Girls5eva
"- Yes, your father and I had relations out of wedlock."
Girls5eva
"[quirky music]"
Girls5eva
"- When?"
Girls5eva
"* *"
Girls5eva
"- It's kinda hard to talk about when,"
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"'cause it was always."
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"- Always. - What--what--what?"
Girls5eva
"But you said that you knew that she was the one"
Girls5eva
"just from holding her hand."
Girls5eva
"Oh, my God, did you guys even meet"
Girls5eva
"on a mission trip to San Ignacio, Bolivia?"
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"- No."
Girls5eva
"Your mother first caught my eye"
Girls5eva
"at a corporate retreat in Oahu,"
Girls5eva
"where she served me my first white rum mojito."
Girls5eva
"- Honestly, it was a miracle"
Girls5eva
"you even ended up being your father's."
Girls5eva
"I mean, remember when we went to go get that DNA test?"
Girls5eva
"We were both like, "Oh, Lord.""
Girls5eva
"- "Oh, that was lucky.""
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"'Cause this one, mm, boy,"
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"if you had a full head of hair and a coke spoon,"
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"yes, sir."
Girls5eva
"- Okay. So why did you make me wait?"
Girls5eva
"- Because your father and I walked the devil's path,"
Girls5eva
"and it was a dark one."
Girls5eva
"- We had no moral compass, no regard for tomorrow."
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"Just dopamine, thrills."
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"- Waking up in a truck bed beside a civic center,"
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"kinda all wet with, like, coins all stuck to me."
Girls5eva
"Ugh."
Girls5eva
"- And this ring is our way of protecting you"
Girls5eva
"from making the same mistakes we did."
Girls5eva
"- It's bad out there, babe, and part of me"
Girls5eva
"sincerely worries that we might have whore genetics."
Girls5eva
"* *"
Girls5eva
"- I'm sure that was very hard, but they'll come around."
Girls5eva
"- I've decided to do the ceremony."
Girls5eva
"They're just protecting me."
Girls5eva
"And as my friends,"
Girls5eva
"I would love it if you were there to support me."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, my God. - [sighs]"
Girls5eva
"[light pop music playing]"
Girls5eva
"- * Gee-lohhw-ers... *"
Girls5eva
"* Goh-dehrr-- *"
Girls5eva
"- Dawn, do you wanna watch "Business Throne?""
Girls5eva
"It was nice watching with someone."
Girls5eva
"Usually, I just mutter,"
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""What a piece of shit," to no one."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, yeah, um..."
Girls5eva
"I should probably keep going on this."
Girls5eva
"I usually watch it with my husband."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, right."
Girls5eva
"Yeah, no problem."
Girls5eva
"I did just get the finale, though."
Girls5eva
"[dramatic music]"
Girls5eva
"- What? That doesn't come out for, like, a week."
Girls5eva
"- My mate Stango is an editor."
Girls5eva
"It's cool, though."
Girls5eva
"Let's work."
Girls5eva
"- Mm-hmm."
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