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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - The Big Brothers (S01E01)

"He's a nice kid, huh?"
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"Yes."
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"Calls me Uncle Oscar."
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"Nobody's ever called me Uncle Oscar."
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"Not even my nephew."
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"You really think I'm setting a bad example?"
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"Yes."
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"I mean, I don't want to do anything"
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"to hurt that kid, Felix."
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"Next time he comes over, I'll cut out, that's all."
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"You've got to be here."
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"He's coming here to see you!"
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"You're his hero."
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"Then what am I supposed to do?"
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"It's not very difficult."
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"All you have to do is change completely."
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"You'll make your bed."
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"You won't talk"
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"with your mouth full of food."
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"You'll clean up your room."
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"You won't drink beer out of the can."
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"You won't take your shoes off"
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"and walk around in dirty socks."
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"I thought you said you were going to make your bed."
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"I just did."
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"It looks as though it has the hives."
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"What are the lumps?"
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"Well, these are my slippers, and those are some books,"
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"and my thermal socks and a box of crackers."
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"Everything I need in bed."
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"Is this an example for Randy?"
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"These things belong in your night table."
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"Where's your night table?"
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"It's under there somewhere."
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"( classical music playing )"
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"You see, Oscar?"
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"Classical music is exciting."
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"Now honestly, isn't that beautiful?"
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"At the far turn, it's Moonbeam with Epsilon on the outside!"
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"Beautiful."
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"You've done a beautiful job."
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"Smells like a hospital."
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"How does it feel to know"
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"that your room is free of germs?"
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"Lonely."
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"Calm down."
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"Randy's going to love the new Uncle Osc."
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"I greet them at the door."
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"I say, "Good morning, Mrs. Grainger, Randy."
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""How are you?"
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"Won't you come in?""
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"And I say, "It's a beautiful day.""
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"And she says, "yes.""
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"And then I make a couple of phony remarks"
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"about how nice she looks."
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"And she comes back"
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"with a couple of dumb cracks."
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"And I say, "Would you like to sit down?"
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"Or would you like a snort?""
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"A snort?"
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"Of coffee."
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"That's marvelous."
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"Marvelous, very thrilling."
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"Are my shoes shined enough?"
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"My fingernails all right?"
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"I feel like I'm back in second grade."
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"Relax."
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"Sit."
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"What? And wrinkle my trousers?"
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"You know your problem?"
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"You're tense."
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"Enjoy being neat and clean."
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"I wish my mother could see me now."
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"She spent the first 20 years of my life"
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"trying to get me to look like this."
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"She'd be very proud of you."
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"She wouldn't recognize me."
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"Felix, I can't go through with it."
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"What?"
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"I mean it, I really can't go through with it."
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"I like that kid, no, he gets to me."
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"What kind of example would I be setting?"
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"A very fine example."
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"No, no, a very phony example."
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"If I lied to the kid, he'd see right through it."
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"See, kids aren't dumb today."
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"You have to be truthful with them."
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"If I lied to him like this,"
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"why Randy would never trust me again."
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"( door buzzer ) Listen, I'm getting out of here."
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"I will not lie to that kid!"
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"What am I going to say to him?"
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"Tell him I died."
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"( buzzing again )"
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"Hello, Mrs. Grainger."
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"Well, hello, Randy!"
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"Where's Uncle Oscar?"
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"Randy, you didn't say hello to Mr. Unger."
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"Hello, Mr. Unger."
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"Where's Uncle Oscar?"
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"I'm not too sure he can be with us today."
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"But don't worry, we'll have a lot of fun."
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"I got some new record albums."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Won't you sit down, Mrs. Grainger?"
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"Well, just for a minute."
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"I'm sorry to miss Mr. Madison."
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"I wanted to talk to him."
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"Yeah. Well..."
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"we weren't too well- organized last week."
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"All I can do is apologize."
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"Mr. Madison has certain... primeval characteristics."
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"But I promise you, no more pool halls"
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"and no more unbalanced meals."
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"That didn't worry me."
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"It didn't?"
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"Well, a little at first"
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"when Randy mentioned spitting."
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"But, after all, that's why"
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"I entered him in this program."
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