Clips from Below Deck Mediterranean - I've Got a Sea-cret (S07E07)

TV Series 2016 Season 7, Episode 2 43 min ★ 7.6/10 (4,768 ratings) 1,013 clips

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Title	Season	Episode
There's No Place Like Home	7	1
I've Got a Sea-cret	7	2
A Whole Yacht of Scandal	7	3

Title	Season	Episode
Skeletons in the Cabin	7	4
Break-Ups and Shake-Ups	7	5

"You really never?"

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"Okay, so, we have to run through"

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"the catalogue of gay movies that you have to watch."

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"You’ve seen "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar?""

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"-Never. -What?"

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"We are watching that tonight."

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"Oh, "But I’m a Cheerleader," have you seen that?"

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"-No. -So good."

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"Oh, yeah, have you seen "Mommie Dearest?""

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"-No. -Ah!"

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"I would take your gay card if you had one, but you don’t."

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"-Imagine that, yeah. -That’s terrible."

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"We’re gonna usher you into the community."

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"Tash, Tash, Dave. Can we run dessert?"

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"Okay, copy."

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"----ing well done, sir. Jesus."

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"That looks a delight. It’s my birthday soon, eh?"

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"Is it? Let me know, man."

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"-Yeah. -I’ll make you a cake."

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"You gonna present that?"

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"Do you want me to present it?"

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"-I think you should. -All right."

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"Wow."

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"David!"

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"-Bravo! -Oh!"

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"Coming up..."

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"So, again, thank you all for everything."

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"Deck crew, it took a little time to get the toys out."

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"Just, it didn’t feel connected."

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"Wow."

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"David."

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"-Bravo. -Oh!"

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"That would have been catastrophic."

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"Well, happy anniversary."

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"-Thank you so much. -Yay!"

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"All right."

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"Yes?"

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"I’m looking for a big, pink penis."

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"-It’s really good. -It’s delicious."

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"Yes."

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"Where is the pink penis? We know you took it."

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"-Excuse me? -We know you took it."

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"I have no idea what you’re talking about."

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"He’s more of a red rocket."

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"But if you did don’t ----ing talk to me like that again..."

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"I’m gonna go and make a display on the owner’s bed now."

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"[gasps]"

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"These guests seem like so much fun,"

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"so the typical turn-down chocolate"

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"is not gonna work for them."

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"We need to step this up a notch."

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"Feathers, eye masks, edible underwear."

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"Going from being solo stew to, like,"

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"having to work with a team, I’m, like, super excited about it."

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"Love being around people, and like good vibes."

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"I don’t even know what that means."

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"This is our lives."

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"Storm, to the bridge."

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"Can we change now?"

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"Yeah."

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"-Okay, here. -Here, put this on."

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"-Are you gonna do PJs? -Yeah."

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"-Okay. -PJ party!"

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"[laughing]"

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"Welcome home."

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"-Oh, my God. -No, look."

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"Your every seduction will be tantalized."

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"What is happening right now?"

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"That’s the worst accent I’ve ever done in my life."

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"Hey."

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"Have a great anniversary, all right, guys."

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"Thank you guys so much."

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"It’ll be tricky tomorrow going into the marina."

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"How are you at calling distances?"

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"We gotta go through two very narrow dolphins."

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"Yeah, I’ve seen."

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"Yeah, so it’s like driving in."

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"This marina, basically it’s a wind tunnel,"

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"and on top of that, there’s a current."

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"Plus, you have dolphins placed really close together,"

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"which makes it more difficult to dock."

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"So, I need two people calling distances."

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"I’m choosing to put Raygan on the bow because"

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"I can actually see the down the side of the boat to the stern,"

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"but I can’t see to the bow."

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"I liked how Storm took charge on deck,"

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"and I wanna see how he does calling distances on the stern."

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"There’s no room for error."

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"-I’m gonna go to bed. -All right."

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"Thanks."

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"This is cute!"

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"Look at you, queen."

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"Oh!"

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"Next project."

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"The reason I love working on boats is"

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"because you’re always around people."

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"At home, my home is the party house."

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"I’m the last one to bed,"

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"just because I love to keep people up all night"

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"with my cocktail making."

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"On boats I’m also the one who loves to be on nights"

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"because I just love to see the guests party."

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"A raspberry vodka mixed with curaçao."

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"I love this."

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"Even though I might not be drinking, like,"

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"I’m still having fun."

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"Oh, it’s delicious."

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"Oh!"

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"That’s exactly what I was gonna say."

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"Ah... oh!"

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"I’ve never had a relationship longer than,"

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"like, a couple months."

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"I’m super picky."

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"Like, I would never live with a guy unless"

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"he can have his own separate bedroom where he can,"

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"like, you know, mess up his own bathroom and stuff,"

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"and like, that can get cleaned once a week."

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"I bring a lot to the table, so if they don’t wanna meet me"

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"halfway with anything, like, I’m pretty happy being alone."

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"How is it, big guy?"

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