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Clips from Cheers - Cliff's Rocky Moment (S02E02)

I THINK CLIFFORD HAS SHOWN EXCELLENT JUDGMENT.

"I THINK CLIFFORD HAS SHOWN EXCELLENT JUDGMENT."

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GIVE ME A BREAK!

"GIVE ME A BREAK!"

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IT'S THE OLDEST COP-OUT IN THE WORLD.

"IT'S THE OLDEST COP-OUT IN THE WORLD."

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EVERY SWEETHEART WHO WANTS TO DUCK OUT OF A FIGHT

"EVERY SWEETHEART WHO WANTS TO DUCK OUT OF A FIGHT"

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SAYS, "I KNOW KARATE."

"SAYS, "I KNOW KARATE.""

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WELL...

"WELL..."

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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, CARLA.

"THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, CARLA."

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I'VE BEEN STUDYING SECRETLY NOW FOR SEVERAL YEARS.

"I'VE BEEN STUDYING SECRETLY NOW FOR SEVERAL YEARS."

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YEAH, VERY SECRETLY CONSIDERING

"YEAH, VERY SECRETLY CONSIDERING"

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NONE OF US EVER HEARD A WORD OUT OF YOU ABOUT IT.

"NONE OF US EVER HEARD A WORD OUT OF YOU ABOUT IT."

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YEAH, AND WE HEARD A WORD OUT OF YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING.

"YEAH, AND WE HEARD A WORD OUT OF YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING."

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WELL, IT'S SOMETHING WE DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT.

"WELL, IT'S SOMETHING WE DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT."

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YOU JUST DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT

"YOU JUST DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT"

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BECAUSE IT'S SPIRITUAL ATTAINMENT.

"BECAUSE IT'S SPIRITUAL ATTAINMENT."

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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"

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SAM, CLIFF--

"SAM, CLIFF--"

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VERY PRUDENTLY, IN MY JUDGMENT--

"VERY PRUDENTLY, IN MY JUDGMENT--"

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HAS REFRAINED FROM TAKING ADVANTAGE

"HAS REFRAINED FROM TAKING ADVANTAGE"

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OF THAT COMBATIVE MESOMORPH

"OF THAT COMBATIVE MESOMORPH"

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WITH HIS SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF KARATE.

"WITH HIS SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF KARATE."

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RIGHT. KARATE? CLIFF?

"RIGHT. KARATE? CLIFF?"

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ET TU, SAMMY?

"ET TU, SAMMY?"

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OH, I'M SORRY, CLIFF. WERE YOU SERIOUS?

"OH, I'M SORRY, CLIFF. WERE YOU SERIOUS?"

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HEY, CLIFFIE. I HATE TO ASK,

"HEY, CLIFFIE. I HATE TO ASK,"

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BUT IF YOU DO KNOW KARATE,

"BUT IF YOU DO KNOW KARATE,"

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING LEWIS IN WITH YOU?

"WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING LEWIS IN WITH YOU?"

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THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON FOR THAT, COACH.

"THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON FOR THAT, COACH."

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IT'S TO SCARE OFF THE OTHER GUY.

"IT'S TO SCARE OFF THE OTHER GUY."

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SEE, IT'S ONE OF OUR MAJOR PRECEPTS.

"SEE, IT'S ONE OF OUR MAJOR PRECEPTS."

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WE STAY OUT OF A FIGHT IF HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

"WE STAY OUT OF A FIGHT IF HUMANLY POSSIBLE."

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Coach: ALL RIGHT.

"Coach: ALL RIGHT."

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WELL, I, FOR ONE, BELIEVE YOU, CLIFFORD.

"WELL, I, FOR ONE, BELIEVE YOU, CLIFFORD."

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AND I DO, TOO, CLIFFIE.

"AND I DO, TOO, CLIFFIE."

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AND I BELIEVE YOU, CLIFF.

"AND I BELIEVE YOU, CLIFF."

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I BELIEVE YOU ARE A BIG DINK.

"I BELIEVE YOU ARE A BIG DINK."

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HEY, KUNG FU.

"HEY, KUNG FU."

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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET LOST.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET LOST."

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, PAL,

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, PAL,"

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THROW ALL MY CUSTOMERS OUT OF MY BAR?

"THROW ALL MY CUSTOMERS OUT OF MY BAR?"

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HEY, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, SAM.

"HEY, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, SAM."

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THIS GUY KNOWS I DON'T LIKE HIM,

"THIS GUY KNOWS I DON'T LIKE HIM,"

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AND HE'S BEEN PUSHING ME.

"AND HE'S BEEN PUSHING ME."

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IF HE'LL ADMIT THAT HE'S A COWARD AND A LIAR,

"IF HE'LL ADMIT THAT HE'S A COWARD AND A LIAR,"

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I'LL WALK AWAY AND NEVER BOTHER HIM ANYMORE.

"I'LL WALK AWAY AND NEVER BOTHER HIM ANYMORE."

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AW, COME ON. WHAT'S THE POINT?

"AW, COME ON. WHAT'S THE POINT?"

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ADMIT IT, COWARD, OR GET OUT OF HERE.

"ADMIT IT, COWARD, OR GET OUT OF HERE."

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YOU HAPPY, PAL? YOU PROVED YOUR POINT?

"YOU HAPPY, PAL? YOU PROVED YOUR POINT?"

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WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF HERE, HUH?

"WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF HERE, HUH?"

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HEY, LOOK, I'M SORRY, SAM.

"HEY, LOOK, I'M SORRY, SAM."

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GUY JUST BRINGS OUT THE WORST IN ME.

"GUY JUST BRINGS OUT THE WORST IN ME."

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POOR CLIFF.

"POOR CLIFF."

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WONDER IF HE'LL EVER COME BACK.

"WONDER IF HE'LL EVER COME BACK."

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I WOULDN'T IF I WAS HIM.

"I WOULDN'T IF I WAS HIM."

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SAM, CAN I KNOCK OFF NOW?

"SAM, CAN I KNOCK OFF NOW?"

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YEAH. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.

"YEAH. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER."

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Sam: HEY, CLIFF.

"Sam: HEY, CLIFF."

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IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO HIT HIM WITH THOSE,

"IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO HIT HIM WITH THOSE,"

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YOU'RE TOO LATE. HE LEFT.

"YOU'RE TOO LATE. HE LEFT."

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THESE AREN'T FOR HIM, CARLA.

"THESE AREN'T FOR HIM, CARLA."

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THESE ARE FOR YOU, MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS.

"THESE ARE FOR YOU, MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS."

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GEE, THANKS, CLIFF. I NEED A BRICK.

"GEE, THANKS, CLIFF. I NEED A BRICK."

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CLIFFIE, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT STUFF?

"CLIFFIE, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT STUFF?"

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THE CONSTRUCTION SITE NEXT DOOR, NORMIE.

"THE CONSTRUCTION SITE NEXT DOOR, NORMIE."

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I WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION

"I WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION"

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OF WHAT MIGHT WOULD'VE HAPPENED TO THAT GUY

"OF WHAT MIGHT WOULD'VE HAPPENED TO THAT GUY"

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IF I HADN'T KEPT A LID ON MY ANGER.

"IF I HADN'T KEPT A LID ON MY ANGER."

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SAM, WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS SHOE OFF?

"SAM, WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS SHOE OFF?"

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HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

"HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS."

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LISTEN, THIS IS NOTHING TO GO FOOLING AROUND WITH.

"LISTEN, THIS IS NOTHING TO GO FOOLING AROUND WITH."

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HE IS NOT FOOLING AROUND.

"HE IS NOT FOOLING AROUND."

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HE'S A BLACK BELT.

"HE'S A BLACK BELT."

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ALL RIGHT.

"ALL RIGHT."

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I'M NOT GOING TO GET A SPLINTER OR ANYTHING AM I?

"I'M NOT GOING TO GET A SPLINTER OR ANYTHING AM I?"

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JUST KEEP A GOOD GRIP ON THAT, NORMIE.

"JUST KEEP A GOOD GRIP ON THAT, NORMIE."

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CLIFF, YOU'RE REALLY CRAZY.

"CLIFF, YOU'RE REALLY CRAZY."

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THIS THING IS SOLID.

"THIS THING IS SOLID."

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IT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM, CARLA--

"IT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM, CARLA--"

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SOLID.

"SOLID."

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HYAH!

"HYAH!"

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BRAVO!

"BRAVO!"

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GET THAT SUCKER BACK IN HERE!

"GET THAT SUCKER BACK IN HERE!"

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NOW THAT I'VE PROVEN MY POINT,

"NOW THAT I'VE PROVEN MY POINT,"

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GOOD-BYE TO YOU ALL FOREVER.

"GOOD-BYE TO YOU ALL FOREVER."

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OH, NO! HEY, HEY, HEY.

"OH, NO! HEY, HEY, HEY."

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CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF.

"CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF."

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COME ON BACK IN HERE. LET US SET YOU UP.

"COME ON BACK IN HERE. LET US SET YOU UP."

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ALL RIGHT,

"ALL RIGHT,"

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BUT I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE WORD WITH DIANE HERE FIRST.

"BUT I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE WORD WITH DIANE HERE FIRST."

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OH. ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

"OH. ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"

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DIANE, LOOK, I'VE NEVER TAKEN A KARATE LESSON IN MY LIFE.

"DIANE, LOOK, I'VE NEVER TAKEN A KARATE LESSON IN MY LIFE."

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WOULD YOU GET ME TO A HOSPITAL QUICK?

"WOULD YOU GET ME TO A HOSPITAL QUICK?"

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UM...

"UM..."

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GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.

"GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE."

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CLIFF IS, UM...

"CLIFF IS, UM..."

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IS GOING TO WALK ME TO MY CAR

"IS GOING TO WALK ME TO MY CAR"

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FOR MY PROTECTION.

"FOR MY PROTECTION."

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ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

"ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"

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NO. NO. NO.

"NO. NO. NO."

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