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Clips from Cheers - Cliff's Rocky Moment (S02E02)

THAT'S NOT EVEN A FAIR FIGHT.

"THAT'S NOT EVEN A FAIR FIGHT."

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NOW WHAT ABOUT THOSE DALLAS GUYS AGAINST ATLANTA?

"NOW WHAT ABOUT THOSE DALLAS GUYS AGAINST ATLANTA?"

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OK. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

"OK. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."

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ATLANTA, ATLANTA, UH...

"ATLANTA, ATLANTA, UH..."

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WHAT COLOR UNIFORMS DO THEY WEAR?

"WHAT COLOR UNIFORMS DO THEY WEAR?"

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COLOR?

"COLOR?"

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YES. THE COLOR WILL TELL YOU THE WINNER.

"YES. THE COLOR WILL TELL YOU THE WINNER."

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RED BEATS BLUE, BLUE BEATS YELLOW,

"RED BEATS BLUE, BLUE BEATS YELLOW,"

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YELLOW BEATS MAUVE.

"YELLOW BEATS MAUVE."

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WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

"WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE."

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YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO PICK ATLANTA OVER DALLAS

"YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO PICK ATLANTA OVER DALLAS"

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BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR UNIFORMS?

"BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR UNIFORMS?"

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DALLAS WHO, UP UNTIL LAST WEEK, HAD WON SIX GAMES IN A ROW?

"DALLAS WHO, UP UNTIL LAST WEEK, HAD WON SIX GAMES IN A ROW?"

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WHO BEAT THEM LAST WEEK? WASHINGTON.

"WHO BEAT THEM LAST WEEK? WASHINGTON."

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AND WHAT COLOR WAS WASHINGTON WEARING?

"AND WHAT COLOR WAS WASHINGTON WEARING?"

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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS."

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DIANE, THE LAWS OF PROBABILITY ARE VERY COMPLEX.

"DIANE, THE LAWS OF PROBABILITY ARE VERY COMPLEX."

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INDEED, INDEED.

"INDEED, INDEED."

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NORMIE, PROFESSORS AT HEIDELBERG UNIVERSITY

"NORMIE, PROFESSORS AT HEIDELBERG UNIVERSITY"

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HAVE RECENTLY DONE STUDIES TO TRY AND PREDICT

"HAVE RECENTLY DONE STUDIES TO TRY AND PREDICT"

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THE REOCCURRENCE OF ALBINO GERBILS--

"THE REOCCURRENCE OF ALBINO GERBILS--"

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GOD, IT'S TIME FOR THE MICKEY MOUTH CLUB AGAIN.

"GOD, IT'S TIME FOR THE MICKEY MOUTH CLUB AGAIN."

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BUDDY, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING,

"BUDDY, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING,"

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SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP BEFORE YOU PROVE IT?

"SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP BEFORE YOU PROVE IT?"

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CLIFF... I'M ASHAMED TO KNOW YOU

"CLIFF... I'M ASHAMED TO KNOW YOU"

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IF YOU DON'T GO AND STAND UP TO THAT GUY.

"IF YOU DON'T GO AND STAND UP TO THAT GUY."

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LET IT RIDE, CARLA, WILL YOU?

"LET IT RIDE, CARLA, WILL YOU?"

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WHAT ARE YOU, SCARED?

"WHAT ARE YOU, SCARED?"

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NO, NOT SCARED. I JUST DON'T WANT TO START A FIGHT

"NO, NOT SCARED. I JUST DON'T WANT TO START A FIGHT"

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OVER A FEW HASTY WORDS, ALL RIGHT?

"OVER A FEW HASTY WORDS, ALL RIGHT?"

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LOOK. COME HERE. COME HERE.

"LOOK. COME HERE. COME HERE."

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LOOK...YOU WON'T HAVE TO FIGHT.

"LOOK...YOU WON'T HAVE TO FIGHT."

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YOU JUST HAVE TO BACK HIM DOWN A NOTCH.

"YOU JUST HAVE TO BACK HIM DOWN A NOTCH."

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TRUST ME. I HAVE BEEN IN A LOT OF FIGHTS,

"TRUST ME. I HAVE BEEN IN A LOT OF FIGHTS,"

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AND I'VE SEEN A LOT OF FIGHTS,

"AND I'VE SEEN A LOT OF FIGHTS,"

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AND BELIEVE ME, FIGHTING IS THE LAST THING ON HIS MIND.

"AND BELIEVE ME, FIGHTING IS THE LAST THING ON HIS MIND."

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YOU JUST CALL HIM OUT.

"YOU JUST CALL HIM OUT."

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STARE AT HIM EYEBALL TO EYEBALL,

"STARE AT HIM EYEBALL TO EYEBALL,"

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AND WATCH HIM CRUMBLE.

"AND WATCH HIM CRUMBLE."

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YEAH, LIKE TWO FIGHTERS. THEY STARE EACH OTHER DOWN BEFORE THE BOUT.

"YEAH, LIKE TWO FIGHTERS. THEY STARE EACH OTHER DOWN BEFORE THE BOUT."

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YOU GOT IT.

"YOU GOT IT."

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THE NAME OF THE GAME IS INTIMIDATION.

"THE NAME OF THE GAME IS INTIMIDATION."

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REAL MEN HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR CENTURIES,

"REAL MEN HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR CENTURIES,"

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AND, BELIEVE ME, IT CAN WORK FOR GUYS LIKE YOU, TOO.

"AND, BELIEVE ME, IT CAN WORK FOR GUYS LIKE YOU, TOO."

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SO YOU THINK IT WILL WORK, HUH?

"SO YOU THINK IT WILL WORK, HUH?"

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I'M POSITIVE. THAT GUY IS A BLOWHARD.

"I'M POSITIVE. THAT GUY IS A BLOWHARD."

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HEY, YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU? HEY, LOOK.

"HEY, YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU? HEY, LOOK."

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I CAN DO IT MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?

"I CAN DO IT MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?"

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Diane: SAM, SAM, WILL YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?

"Diane: SAM, SAM, WILL YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?"

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ABOUT WHAT?

"ABOUT WHAT?"

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CARLA IS PROVOKING CLIFF

"CARLA IS PROVOKING CLIFF"

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INTO A PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION WITH THAT LOUT.

"INTO A PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION WITH THAT LOUT."

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CLIFF, I TOLD YOU,

"CLIFF, I TOLD YOU,"

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I DON'T WANT ANYTHING MORE VIOLENT IN MY BAR

"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING MORE VIOLENT IN MY BAR"

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THAN AN OCCASIONAL LOVE NIBBLE.

"THAN AN OCCASIONAL LOVE NIBBLE."

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THAT WILL NEVER WORK WITH THIS GUY.

"THAT WILL NEVER WORK WITH THIS GUY."

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LOOK, SAMMY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

"LOOK, SAMMY, IT'S ALL RIGHT."

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THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY FISTICUFFS NEARBY.

"THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY FISTICUFFS NEARBY."

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I'M GOING OVER TO THE GUY, STARE HIM DOWN.

"I'M GOING OVER TO THE GUY, STARE HIM DOWN."

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HE'S GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO BLINK. MARK MY WORDS.

"HE'S GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO BLINK. MARK MY WORDS."

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WAIT, MAN, HOW-- HEY, NO, SAM.

"WAIT, MAN, HOW-- HEY, NO, SAM."

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IT'S SOMETHING I GOT TO DO, ALL RIGHT?

"IT'S SOMETHING I GOT TO DO, ALL RIGHT?"

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THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN.

"THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN."

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WELL...

"WELL..."

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HEY!

"HEY!"

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BEAGLE-BREATH.

"BEAGLE-BREATH."

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YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING TO ME, PAL.

"YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING TO ME, PAL."

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I TALK,

"IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I TALK,"

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MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO DO ABOUT IT.

"MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO DO ABOUT IT."

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I'D BE GLAD TO.

"I'D BE GLAD TO."

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LET'S GO OUTSIDE.

"LET'S GO OUTSIDE."

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YOU GOT IT.

"YOU GOT IT."

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I'LL PAY MY CHECK, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

"I'LL PAY MY CHECK, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU."

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DID HE BLINK AND I MISSED IT?

"DID HE BLINK AND I MISSED IT?"

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DON'T YOU WORRY, CLIFFO. HE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF HIM NOW,

"DON'T YOU WORRY, CLIFFO. HE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF HIM NOW,"

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AND HE'S WORRIED.

"AND HE'S WORRIED."

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SURE. WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

"SURE. WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED"

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IF HE TURNED TAIL AND RUN BY NOW.

"IF HE TURNED TAIL AND RUN BY NOW."

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NO, NORM. HE'S OUT THERE RIGHT NOW TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT.

"NO, NORM. HE'S OUT THERE RIGHT NOW TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT."

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OOH. NICE UPPER BODY DEVELOPMENT.

"OOH. NICE UPPER BODY DEVELOPMENT."

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Cliff: WELL, JUST COMES A TIME

"Cliff: WELL, JUST COMES A TIME"

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WHEN YOU GOT TO DRAW THE OLD LINE.

"WHEN YOU GOT TO DRAW THE OLD LINE."

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CLIFF, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

"CLIFF, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

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HOME.

"HOME."

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CLIFF, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MELVILLE'S?

"CLIFF, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MELVILLE'S?"

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YEAH, SAM. I THINK IT'S THE DUTY OF EVERY CITIZEN

"YEAH, SAM. I THINK IT'S THE DUTY OF EVERY CITIZEN"

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TO LEARN ALL THE EMERGENCY ENTRANCES AND EXITS IN A PUBLIC PLACE

"TO LEARN ALL THE EMERGENCY ENTRANCES AND EXITS IN A PUBLIC PLACE"

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IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY-- FLOOD, ATOMIC HOLOCAUST.

"IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY-- FLOOD, ATOMIC HOLOCAUST."

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WHAT A CHICKEN.

"WHAT A CHICKEN."

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YEAH, BUT WHAT A CITIZEN.

"YEAH, BUT WHAT A CITIZEN."

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WELL, HOW DID MY SAMMYKINS DO

"WELL, HOW DID MY SAMMYKINS DO"

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IN THE FOOTBALL POOL?

"IN THE FOOTBALL POOL?"

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WELL, NOT SO GREAT,

"WELL, NOT SO GREAT,"

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BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.

"BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE."

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ODDSMAKERS TOOK A REAL BEATING YESTERDAY.

"ODDSMAKERS TOOK A REAL BEATING YESTERDAY."

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NOTHING WENT ACCORDING TO FORM.

"NOTHING WENT ACCORDING TO FORM."

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HOW MANY DID YOU GET?

"HOW MANY DID YOU GET?"

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I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SEE.

"I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SEE."

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THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX...

"THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX..."

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6 OUT OF 13. THAT'S NOT BAD.

"6 OUT OF 13. THAT'S NOT BAD."

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THIS...

"THIS..."

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OK, OK. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

"OK, OK. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."

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FIVE.

"FIVE."

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UH-UH-UH-UH.

"UH-UH-UH-UH."

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FOUR. ALL RIGHT. FOUR.

"FOUR. ALL RIGHT. FOUR."

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POOR SAM.

"POOR SAM."

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"POOR SAM"? YOU KIDDING ME? POOR EVERYBODY.

""POOR SAM"? YOU KIDDING ME? POOR EVERYBODY."

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NO-WIN DAY. UPSETS RIGHT ACROSS THE BOARD.

"NO-WIN DAY. UPSETS RIGHT ACROSS THE BOARD."

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I DEFY ANYBODY TO PREDICT

"I DEFY ANYBODY TO PREDICT"

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HOW MOST OF THOSE GAMES TURNED OUT.

"HOW MOST OF THOSE GAMES TURNED OUT."

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HOW'D YOU DO?

"HOW'D YOU DO?"

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WELL, I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T DO VERY WELL EITHER.

"WELL, I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T DO VERY WELL EITHER."

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OH, YEAH? HA HA!

"OH, YEAH? HA HA!"

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I WENT ENTIRELY WITH CITIES

"I WENT ENTIRELY WITH CITIES"

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WHOSE SYMPHONIES ARE LED BY FOREIGN-BORN CONDUCTORS.

"WHOSE SYMPHONIES ARE LED BY FOREIGN-BORN CONDUCTORS."

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YOU'RE KIDDING, AREN'T YOU?

"YOU'RE KIDDING, AREN'T YOU?"

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NO.

"NO."

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I BET YOU DID GREAT WITH THAT SYSTEM.

"I BET YOU DID GREAT WITH THAT SYSTEM."

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WELL, NOT REALLY. I ONLY GOT 11.

"WELL, NOT REALLY. I ONLY GOT 11."

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THE HECK YOU DID.

"THE HECK YOU DID."

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