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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Maisel vs. Lennon: The Cut Contest (S04E04)

"I was telling you where to get a cab."
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"- Lenny! - I can get a cab."
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"I've been getting cabs since before you were born."
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"Hey, Lenny, I'm talking to you. Look at me."
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"Is this really how you act when someone does you a favor?"
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"I'm over here giving you compliments,"
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"- and you're ignoring me. - I'm sorry, have you two met?"
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"Hey. Fuck you, Bruce. You hear me?"
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"You're the poor man's Mort Sahl."
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"The-the light's green, sir."
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"Go iron your pants, you cocksucker."
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"Why are you acting like this?"
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"Because this is not my scene."
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"This place, that apron,"
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"Grandma and Grandpa having breakfast,"
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"kids running around learning to shit,"
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"Leni Riefenstahl demanding my pants."
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"Well, the last one's a little my scene, but..."
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"Wow. I am absolutely stunned."
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"- I know you meant well. - Yeah. I meant well."
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"I brought you to my home so you could sleep it off"
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"in a bed and not a holding cell."
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"Sorry my parents and my kids are not your scene."
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"I don't care about the kids. I have a kid."
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"- You do? - Yes."
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"- Boy or girl? - Girl."
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"- You've never mentioned her. - Really?"
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"In all the times we've been sitting around knitting"
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"and making apple dolls while the pies bake in the oven,"
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"I've never discussed my child with you?"
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"You know why? Because we're not supposed to."
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"That's not how it works. We're comics."
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"[à la Dracula] Creatures of the night."
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"We discuss debauchery and pornography."
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"We make jokes about dictators coming over for dinner."
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"Ten minutes on how Stalin likes his steak."
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"We don't wear aprons and discuss potty training."
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"If I want to talk about my daughter, I'll call my mother."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I have to take a piss."
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"Well, come back upstairs and use the bathroom."
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"If I use your bathroom, you'll play music."
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"I don't want a soundtrack while I pee."
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"Finally."
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"Look, I'm..."
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"I know I'm... Here."
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"I'm sorry. What do you think happened last night?"
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"No, it-it's for the taxi, the shoe polishing, the blintz."
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"Christ."
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"It was a really terrific carpenter."
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"Ice cream! Ice cream!"
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"Hey. Aren't you Lenny Bruce?"
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"Just drive."
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"Operator. What's the number, please?"
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"Yeah, hi. I'm looking for the number of a nightclub."
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"What's the name of the nightclub?"
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"I don't know the name, but I do know it's in Chinatown."
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"- Does that help? - No."
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"Okay, well, could you look up clubs in Chinatown?"
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"No."
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"Well, could you list off anything"
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"that sounds like a club in Chinatown?"
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"I could. Could you answer"
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"all my other calls for the next six hours?"
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"You know, I'm a talent manager. Ever thought of going onstage?"
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"Oh, wait. Joel Maisel."
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"Try Joel Maisel's club in Chinatow..."
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"Hello?"
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"You were supposed to share."
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"- Dinah. - Yes?"
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"I need to get Mike Carr."
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"I left word earlier twice."
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"- Did you use my name? - God, no."
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"Good."
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"Appreciate you eating all this on my bed, by the way."
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"You should have the lady find the club."
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"- What lady? - The lady who sits out there."
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"Have her find the club."
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"That's why she's there, right?"
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"Sitting there every day, just listening?"
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"Do not eat on my bed, and mind your own business."
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"No. That's too much direction at one time."
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"- Thank you. - Have a good day."
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"You just got another one."
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"Wines of the world."
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"The "O" in "world" is a little globe. Cute."
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"You better hide it before Alfie gets his passport out."
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"Miss Lennon sure is grateful to you for something."
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"Well, she's grateful the voices in her head haven't unionized."
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"Listen, Midge's ex has a club in Chinatown,"
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"and I'm trying to get the number."
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"- I'm on it. - I don't remember the name."
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"Yep. I'm on it."
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"- Who is this again? - That's my niece."
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"- My sister had to work today. - Uh-huh."
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"I'm not sure if that's the most professional thing to do."
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"- Hello, sir! - Oh, it is."
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"Every office I've worked in, all the secretaries did this."
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"It's not lost on me you don't work at those offices anymore."
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"Shh. I'm on the phone."
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"It said there were cookies in here."
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"I hate being lied to."
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"Hey, how about you go find a cute blonde"
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"so you can saw her in half or something?"
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"I have Joel Maisel on the line."
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"You did not find him that fast."
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"- Yes, I did. - Joel Maisel?"
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"- Yes. - You found Joel Maisel?"
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"- Yes. - I didn't tell you his name."
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"- You gonna pick up the phone? - I am gonna pick up the phone."
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"Now, that's a fucking magician."
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"Joel? Hello."
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"Susie Myerson at Susie Myerson and Associates."
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"- How are you today, buddy? - Who is this?"
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"It's Susie Myerson of Susie Myerson and Associates."
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"I hope I am not interrupting anything."
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"Who is this?"
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"You are a very funny guy."
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"Anyhow, Joel, I'm calling today to talk to you about..."
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"Wait, you do know who this is, right?"
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