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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Storm (S07E07)

"I would put those away."
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"Joe goes crazy if you play with his blocks."
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"Maybe it's time for us to get a little crazy."
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"Come here."
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"I was afraid of this."
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"This is why I was trying to slow things down with Haley."
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"Women are always drawn to me physically"
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"in a very intense way."
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"Which often fizzles out"
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"before we have a chance to connect emotionally."
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"So..."
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"Yes?"
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"There are so many things about you"
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"that I just don't know."
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"I feel, in the Book of Haley, I'm only in chapter one."
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"Turn the page for me, girl."
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"What?"
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"Would it help you to open up if I were to brush your hair?"
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"You mean in a hot way?"
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"I got us some wine."
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"You know what would be better?"
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"Two cups of soothing green tea"
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"to warm our emotional availability."
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"Ooh, the places we will go. I'll be right back."
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"HALEY: I hope this doesn't sound conceited,"
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"but everyone wants me."
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"I just knew there had to be a rational reason"
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"Andy was rejecting me."
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"Beth's Coast Guard uniform."
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"I can't believe he's not over her."
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"She's a size six!"
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"Hey! Who moved my blocks?!"
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"Okay, so, Vi equals 367 meters per second,"
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"and D equals .00214, so th--"
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"Alex, did you know I was struck by lightning?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not right now. Maisie, continue."
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"Uh...I lost it."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"So...can we talk about my thing now?"
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"Okay, look, you're really hot,"
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"and under the right circumstances,"
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"I could see myself making out with you, but --"
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"Ew."
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"But we're trying to re-create"
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"all the work that we lost on the computer this morning, so..."
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"Also, every time you open your mouth,"
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"you let out a cloud of stupid over the entire room."
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"Wow. [ Scoffs ]"
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"I don't want to be in here with you losers anyway."
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"And another thing --"
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"can we circle back to what Maisie just said?"
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"Get out!"
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"-Hey. Back already? -Never left."
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"And now the pool's a centimeter"
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"from overflowing right in the house."
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"I got to pump the pool."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"Jay, I want you in that bar,"
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"and I need to feel like a man."
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"Let me pump your pool."
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"All right. One hose in the pool, the other one --"
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"Jay, shh. It's me."
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"You're right. I'll do it."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I got it. I got it."
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"Gloria, I'll be back in a couple hours!"
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"What the -- Son of a bitch! Who left the door open?!"
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"Stella! Stella!"
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"She probably got outside."
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"Who the hell left the door open?!"
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"Not me!"
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"Nope."
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"Oh, God."
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"What have I done?"
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"JAY: Stella! Stella?"
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"All set, here, Jay! Working like a charm!"
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"Admit it!"
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"You didn't think I could actually -- Aaah!"
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"Aaah! [ Grunts ]"
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"Oh, no, no, no. What are you doing?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Wha-- well, Phil had this in his trunk... [ Sighs ]"
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"...and I didn't have faith in your "talk to Ashley" plan, so --"
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"So you decided to go with Bleeding Clown?"
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"Well, how did your talk with Ashley go?"
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"It -- Is your shirt stapled?"
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"Yea-- Don't worry about it."
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"Okay, I will not have our daughter eat lunch"
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"with a rooster for the next year."
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"We have a fully-licensed clown right here."
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"And I defy any child to not be delighted by that!"
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"A clown."
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"You don't like clowns?"
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"Please."
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"You know what?"
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"Shut up, Ashley!"
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"[ All gasp ]"
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"GLORIA: Jay! Jay."
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"The water is coming inside the house from the pool!"
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"Of course it is."
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"Because Phil was supposed to pump it out!"
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"Actually, there's an emergency valve."
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"PHIL: At the north end of the pool. I know that valve."
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"I'm gonna open that valve."
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"Haven't you done enough already?"
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"Please! I need this!"
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"And who else would dare to jump"
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"in that pool right now anyway?"
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"Me!"
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"I'm not sure about the rest of you,"
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"but I'm going swimming, in the rain, in my clothes!"
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"TOGETHER: Pool party!"
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"I am not gonna --"
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"Can I come?"
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"Um..."
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"Do whatever you want, Ashley."
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"Yeah."
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"Is she following? Don't look back."
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"[ Girls laughing, squealing ]"
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"Everybody stand back!"
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"I opened the valve!"
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