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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister (S06E06)

"Did you remember to give alex and luke their lunch money? Ma'am, yes, ma'am."
Modern Family (2009)
"What about the electrician? Did you give him a check?"
Modern Family (2009)
"He's an electrician -- he'll charge us."
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"[ sighs ] I'm gonna be late for work, shecky."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, I paid him."
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"Happy valentine's, by the way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mm, no. Mm."
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"Claire: Gross and sweaty from running."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"So [groans] for later tonight,"
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"You thinking what I'm thinking, valentine?"
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"I believe I am."
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"Phil: Every valentine's day,"
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"Claire and I look forward to some naughty role-playing --"
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"Sexually adventurous cuckolder juliana"
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"And clive bixby,"
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"Speaker salesman by day, spy by night."
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"Lover also by night"
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"And sometimes during the day."
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"The speaker business, it -- it pretty much runs itself."
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"You know, simple."
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"Yep."
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"On the other hand,"
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"We could have a drink at that hotel bar we love."
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"Go on."
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"And come straight home..."
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"Put on our jammies,"
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"And fall asleep in front of the tv."
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"Perfect."
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"Looking forward to it already."
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"Ew, but not those ones I hate,"
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"Those red satin pajamas."
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"I don't even know where those are."
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"-- Captions by vitac --"
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"¶¶¶"
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"I know I'll get over it,"
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"But right now I hate anders and cooper. [ groans ]"
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"Our dear friends anders and cooper"
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"Got married last valentine's day,"
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"And we wanted to get them something really special."
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"We found this exquisite little painting... Oh..."
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"...Of a winery in napa that we all visited last year."
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"It was a...Bit pricey,"
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"But they're really judge-y and we knew they'd love it."
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"The problem is, so did we."
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"Thank you, carmelina."
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"Oh, and here's s-something you can..."
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"Put in the other room."
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"[ breathes deeply ]"
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"That was hard. So hard."
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"Probably how lily's birth mother felt."
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"Except we don't have nine other paintings by five different painters."
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"Oh, my god. Mitch, cam."
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"Oh, god, are we early?"
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"This is so not like us. I'm sorry."
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"No, no, no. The party's been canceled."
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"Why? Cooper's left me."
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"He's filing for divorce."
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"[ voice breaking ] the marriage is over!"
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"[ sobbing ] ohh."
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"Ohh."
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"Ohh, anders. Anders."
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"I thought we were in love. Mm."
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"You think you know the person sleeping in the next bedroom."
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"I'll get us some drinks."
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"[ whimpers ]"
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"So sad."
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"Yeah, it doesn't have to be."
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"If it's really love,"
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"You do everything you need to do to get back what you once had."
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"You're talking about the painting, right?"
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"Of course I am 'cause we don't owe him that anymore."
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"Go get it! Okay."
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"Go get it. [ claps ]"
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"You must have big plans today."
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"This is like your super bowl, right?"
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"I'm sitting it out this year."
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"The whole holiday's gotten laughably commercial."
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"Sounds like amy turned you down."
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"Like a bed in a five-star hotel."
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"I'll be drowning my sorrows"
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"In a marathon of my new favorite true-crime show,"
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""lethal ladies.""
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"Amy may have dumped me,"
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"But at least it wasn't off the lido deck of a carnival cruise."
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"Gloria: I know, sonia! Cállate! [ laughs ] sonia: [ giggles ]"
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"Look who's back -- the sangria sisters."
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"I invited my sister to visit"
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"So that we could fix our problems."
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"You know, sister things,"
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"Like I never liked how she always borrowed my bras,"
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"Or she never liked"
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"How I stole her one chance to escape the village"
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"And I left her there, taking care of my mother."
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"Things like that."
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"Jay, they delayed sonia's flight until tomorrow."
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"Why don't we cancel our dinner reservation"
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"And the three of us celebrate valentine's here?"
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"You don't have to do that for me, gloria."
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"I usually spend valentine's day"
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"Selling artificial flowers near the well in my village."
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"Where do you people live, national geographic?"
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"I just feel so bad."
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"You have both shown me such kindness this week,"
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"And I repay you with bad weather over tampa."
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"No, this is better."
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"It gets crazy out there."
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"I'm happy to avoid the fuss."
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"Wouldn't have minded a little fuss."
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"Maybe I've been kind of feeling taken for granted lately."
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"I know only girls are supposed to care about valentine's day, but --"
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"Ah, what am I crying about?"
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"We get paid more, so what the hell?"
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"[ sighs ] cooper didn't even have the decency"
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"To leave me in time to cancel the caterer."
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"I have 300 of these wasabi shrimp canapés if you're hungry."
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"Oh, no, thank you."
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"Sardine rillettes, olive crostini --"
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"What am I supposed to do with all of this?"
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"[ sternly ] carmelina, that's for company."
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