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Clips from Friday (1995)

"-How you doing? -Fine."
Friday (1995)
"Oh, what you cooking?"
Friday (1995)
"I'm making some eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and some leftover pork chops."
Friday (1995)
"Yeah. Cook it up."
Friday (1995)
"DANA: Mama, you got some glue?"
Friday (1995)
"-For what? -My track slipped out."
Friday (1995)
"-Go look in my dresser. -You need a wig."
Friday (1995)
"You need a job."
Friday (1995)
"Hook."
Friday (1995)
"Mom, you didn't tell Daddy what happened yesterday, did you?"
Friday (1995)
"You know I wouldn't tell on my baby."
Friday (1995)
"Cool."
Friday (1995)
"JONES: Craig!"
Friday (1995)
"Huh?"
Friday (1995)
"JONES: Come in here."
Friday (1995)
"CRAIG: Where you at?"
Friday (1995)
"In the bathroom."
Friday (1995)
"I'll wait till you come out."
Friday (1995)
"Bring your ass in here. What you talking about?"
Friday (1995)
"I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can't smell mine for five minutes."
Friday (1995)
"Shut the door."
Friday (1995)
"[PLOPPING IN WATER]"
Friday (1995)
"Your mama told me what happened to you yesterday."
Friday (1995)
"-What? -That was stupid."
Friday (1995)
"How the hell you go get fired on your day off?"
Friday (1995)
"I don't know."
Friday (1995)
"[JONES GRUNTING]"
Friday (1995)
"Well, you need a trade."
Friday (1995)
"Take a look at that paper over there on the counter there."
Friday (1995)
"I ain't trying to be no dog catcher."
Friday (1995)
"Why not?"
Friday (1995)
"George Clinton was a dog catcher."
Friday (1995)
"-No, he wasn't. -Sure he was. That's why he said:"
Friday (1995)
"[SINGING] Do the dog catcher, dog catcher"
Friday (1995)
"I don't even like dogs."
Friday (1995)
"That's the beauty of it."
Friday (1995)
"I grab a dog..."
Friday (1995)
"...and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him..."
Friday (1995)
"...and I-- All day long, my foot up a dog's ass."
Friday (1995)
"Just bang, bang, bang up his ass."
Friday (1995)
"That's my pleasure."
Friday (1995)
"I don't think so."
Friday (1995)
"JONES: I'll tell you one thing."
Friday (1995)
"Around here, you gonna work or go to school."
Friday (1995)
"The first of the month, rent is due."
Friday (1995)
"If you ain't got nothing on the table, you don't worry about catching a dog."
Friday (1995)
"You gotta worry about a dog catching your ass."
Friday (1995)
"What's up?"
Friday (1995)
"Nothing."
Friday (1995)
"Where's Debbie at?"
Friday (1995)
"Oh, she's at the house."
Friday (1995)
"Craig, can I use y'all's microwave right quick?"
Friday (1995)
"Yeah, what'd you gotta cook?"
Friday (1995)
"Some chicken."
Friday (1995)
"-Give it here, I'll do it. -No."
Friday (1995)
"See, I was hoping that I could take it to the house with me."
Friday (1995)
"My microwave?"
Friday (1995)
"Yeah."
Friday (1995)
"That's like me asking to use your air condition."
Friday (1995)
"You know, if we had a air conditioner..."
Friday (1995)
"[PHONE RINGING]"
Friday (1995)
"...I would let you use--"
Friday (1995)
"MRS. JONES: Craig. -Damn."
Friday (1995)
"MRS. JONES: Telephone."
Friday (1995)
"-Hello. -Who you go to the show with last night?"
Friday (1995)
"I didn't go to the show last night."
Friday (1995)
"JOI: You ain't got to lie."
Friday (1995)
"Craig, you ain't got to lie."
Friday (1995)
"Ain't nobody lying."
Friday (1995)
"I didn't go to the show."
Friday (1995)
"Yes, you did. Because my sister-in-law's baby cousin, Traci..."
Friday (1995)
"...she went to the show last night, she saw you there all hugged up with some tramp."
Friday (1995)
"Now tell me who she was."
Friday (1995)
"Your sister-in-law's baby cousin, Traci, is a goddamn--"
Friday (1995)
"Yeah, she a liar."
Friday (1995)
"She ain't seen me at no movies hugged up with nobody."
Friday (1995)
"Yeah, yeah. Well, let me tell you what."
Friday (1995)
"You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass."
Friday (1995)
"That girl gone."
Friday (1995)
"I don't know why you messing with that little fast-assed girl anyway."
Friday (1995)
"Now that other girl, Debbie? She's cute."
Friday (1995)
"She's in school. She has all her teeth."
Friday (1995)
"I don't know what her sister's doing."
Friday (1995)
"I'm trying to get with her, but Dana won't even hook me up."
Friday (1995)
"I told you to hook yourself up."
Friday (1995)
"You need to hook up them clippers and get the back of that neck."
Friday (1995)
"Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here."
Friday (1995)
"-Oh. Here you go. DANA: Hey, it's too early."
Friday (1995)
"Hey, it's too early."
Friday (1995)
"Now, Craig, you know what your problem is?"
Friday (1995)
"You have no game."
Friday (1995)
"What you know about game?"
Friday (1995)
"I got all the game."
Friday (1995)
"MRS. JONES: Now, your father?"
Friday (1995)
"He got game."
Friday (1995)
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes."
Friday (1995)
"Somebody open a window."
Friday (1995)
"You call that game?"
Friday (1995)
"[CAR HORN HONKING]"
Friday (1995)
"There go my ride."
Friday (1995)
"-Bye, Mommy. -Bye-bye, honey."
Friday (1995)
"-I gotta go. -Bye, Daddy."
Friday (1995)
"Bye-bye, baby."
Friday (1995)
"Bye-bye, baby."
Friday (1995)
"Craig, you listen to me."
Friday (1995)
"I want you to get your ass up today, go out and look for a job."
Friday (1995)
"The word today is job."
Friday (1995)
"J-O-B."
Friday (1995)
"-You hear me? CRAIG: Yeah."
Friday (1995)
"You go look for a job today."
Friday (1995)
"I'm not kidding."
Friday (1995)
"Open all the windows. Damn, it stinks in here."
Friday (1995)
"Where mine at?"
Friday (1995)
"Oh, I didn't say I was cooking nothing for you. This is for me."
Friday (1995)
"Have some cereal."
Friday (1995)
"We ain't got no milk."
Friday (1995)
"Use water. It won't hurt."
Friday (1995)
"Oh, man."
Friday (1995)
"[CRAIG MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]"
Friday (1995)
"-Huh? -Nothing."
Friday (1995)
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