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Clips from Severance - Hide and Seek (S01E01)

"I know."
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"Back to work, slackers."
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"Praise Kier."
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"Hey."
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"Are you fraternizing too?"
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"What? No, I--"
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"I'm a leader who cares about his employees"
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"and takes their requests seriously."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Look at you all dewy mouthed."
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"- You never smile at me. - He's right, Mark."
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"You are sparing with the facial encouragements."
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"That's ridiculous. I smile all the time."
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"[Mr. Milchick] Hey there."
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"What are you all talking about?"
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"[Mark] Oh. Uh…"
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"[stammers] Just, uh--"
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"- We're-- - Dis--"
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"- Discussing the-- - Yes, uh, Mrs., uh--"
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"- Ms. Casey. Ms. Casey. - Ms. Casey. Yeah, mm-hmm."
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"Wait, where is she?"
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"[Ms. Cobel] Part-time innies may not be as socialized and sophisticated as yourself,"
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"but they still must be held accountable for their actions."
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"Ms. Casey was told to supervise Helly, and she failed at that task."
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"Because I snuck Helly out."
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"I mean, if anyone should be in the break room, it's me."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Ah, valiance."
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"Not a core principle, but sweet."
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"Who won't you go to the break room for?"
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"She's just a wellness counselor, Mark."
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"Yes, but she shouldn't be punished."
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"I mean, I thought Helly needed a walk."
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"I mean, I'm allowed to do that."
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"Just a walk?"
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"Yeah."
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"Or were you sniffing around other departments"
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"while your department falls woefully below quota?"
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"She almost died."
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"It's not your job to play nursemaid to every new refiner."
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"Okay, so what is my job?"
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"Are you really asking me that?"
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"Yeah."
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"What is it we actually do here?"
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"We serve Kier, you child!"
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"And until you get that through your mildewed little brain and hit quota,"
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"MDR's hallway privileges are hereby revoked."
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"So get your little ass back to your desk and stay there until you're told to move."
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"[breathes shakily]"
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"[Dylan] Goddamn tragedy for the ages."
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"MDR will mourn the "will-they-won't-they" energy shared by Ms. Casey and myself."
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"[Helly] Oh, yeah?"
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"And to think I wore this nice-ass shirt for her today."
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"When you picked that shirt, you didn't know she existed."
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"Well, maybe love transcends severance."
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"- You think so? - No."
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"What about you and Mark?"
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"[scoffs] What?"
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"You two enjoy, uh, sneaking off the other day?"
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""Baby goats"?"
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"Why are you saying it like that?"
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"[mumbles]"
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"Are you implying that "baby goats" is… [stammers] …code for sex with Mark S.?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Wow."
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"Is-- Is "baby goats" code for sex with Mark S.?"
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"No, they were actual goats."
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"Why would we call it that?"
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"Okay. Yeah, I believe you."
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"- [footsteps approaching] - Mark."
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"You find out what happened?"
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"She's in the break room."
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"Shit. Is that because of us?"
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"And we're not allowed in the outer hallways anymore till we hit quota,"
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"so no more interdepartmental visits!"
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"Are you serious?"
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"[exhales, whispers] I'm…"
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"[normal] I'm sorry, Mark. It's-- It's my fault…"
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"that I've been setting a bad example as the senior-most refiner."
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"Which way did you say it was to O&D?"
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"[Ms. Cobel] Milchick!"
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"I'm on it."
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"[machines rattling]"
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"Whoa."
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"This is more people than I've ever seen."
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"Uh, same."
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"It's okay."
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"I know change can be disorienting,"
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"but MDR is here now."
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"You are welcome here,"
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"much as I hope all of us will be welcome to visit you at your place of endeavors."
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"Now go on. Surely you must have some questions for them."
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"So, it's called Macrodata Refinement?"
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"What do you refine?"
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"Uh…"
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"Is that a watering can?"
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"We think it might be supplies for the executive wing upstairs."
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"Then again, last week's output had more of an aggressive feel."
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"The hatchets weren't aggressive."
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"- [shushes] - Hatchets?"
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"[Mark] Um… [stammers]"
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"We've been trying to figure out how it all fits together."
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"We found a, uh, department the opposite way from here"
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"that's, uh, well, raising baby goats."
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"Raising baby goats?"
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"There is a lot unknown to us as well, but we keep plugging along."
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"It's important work, obviously."
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"Everything we do here is important."
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"It's important because it actually is or because you're saying it is?"
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"Look, maybe we should work together on this."
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"Together doing what, exactly?"
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"I don't know. Finding out why there are goats."
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"Or, you know, um, finding out how big this place is"
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"or how many of us there are."
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"I mean, why won't they tell us what we're doing here?"
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"What-What are they so afraid of?"
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"If the Eagan philosophy is illumination above all--"
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"Illumination beyond all."
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"But yes."
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"Then why doesn't that include us?"
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