Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Weeds - Su-Su-Sucio (S05E05)

"You should be taking better care of my baby."
Weeds
"What's the point? When am I gonna end up in a landfill?"
Weeds
"I haven't decided."
Weeds
"You don't dictate..."
Weeds
"...the terms of this arrangement."
Weeds
"Time to go."
Weeds
"-I am through with you. -Right back at you."
Weeds
"You remember Sucio? He will watch you now."
Weeds
"Sucio usually tortures people for us."
Weeds
"Now he's the one being tortured."
Weeds
"Don't you have people to kill?"
Weeds
"Too much to ask that he takes a shower?"
Weeds
"He's comfortable with his man smell."
Weeds
"Live with it."
Weeds
"What you writing?"
Weeds
"Ransom note."
Weeds
"Exciting."
Weeds
"Ransom note."
Weeds
"Here you go."
Weeds
"-You sure you shouldn't type that? -This is a rough draft."
Weeds
"Oh, no. You should say "demand," not "insist.""
Weeds
"I mean, you don't have a list of insists. You have a list of demands."
Weeds
"Please."
Weeds
"I have been writing ransom notes since I was a very young boy."
Weeds
"Who are we kidnapping?"
Weeds
"We intend to kidnap the minister of commerce."
Weeds
"He has people who are willing to pay for his return."
Weeds
"Cold."
Weeds
"You know, some people just aren't writers."
Weeds
"Some people are talkers. So come on. Let's try it."
Weeds
"You talk and I'll just write it down."
Weeds
"Celia."
Weeds
"Thank you, but I can handle this myself."
Weeds
"Please. You're a lost puppy."
Weeds
"-Let's start again. -You must stop this."
Weeds
"-Stop what? -I am not a puppy. I am a man."
Weeds
"-You are undermining me. -No, I'm not."
Weeds
"Lopez. No."
Weeds
"Rafael used to pick on him at school and that dynamic still hasn't changed."
Weeds
"Send Gutierrez."
Weeds
"I'll just finish this up."
Weeds
"Hey."
Weeds
"-Nance. -Do I know you?"
Weeds
"Not funny."
Weeds
"Sucio, brother-in-law. No shooty."
Weeds
"Sucio, Andy. Andy, Sucio."
Weeds
"Sucio."
Weeds
"Su-Su-Sucio?"
Weeds
"It's Phil Collins."
Weeds
"-How'd it go with Shane? -How do you think it went?"
Weeds
"He had to sleep in Scott's marathon trophy room..."
Weeds
"...share a bathroom with the Children of The Corn."
Weeds
"-Those twins are creepy. -He's safer there than he is here."
Weeds
"How's my mature, responsible older sister?"
Weeds
"She's looking hot."
Weeds
"She is?"
Weeds
"-Time's been kind to the Price sisters. -Oh, don't lump us together."
Weeds
"-But you're so alike. -No, we're not."
Weeds
"We're nothing alike. Nothing."
Weeds
"No. Bathroom."
Weeds
"No, no. Shoo."
Weeds
"So."
Weeds
"Sucio. Sucio."
Weeds
"Sucio. Really? You've never heard that song? Su-Su-Su--"
Weeds
"Okay, but, well, that cuts off my breathing."
Weeds
"Oh, I'm a clown? Is that what--?"
Weeds
"Okay, yeah. I can live with that."
Weeds
"I have to go to the doctor. Now."
Weeds
"I'm bleeding."
Weeds
"-This place gives me the creeps. -Welcome to my pregnancy."
Weeds
"No one here speaks English. I'm thirsty and afraid to drink the water."
Weeds
"The magazines in the waiting room are all in Spanish."
Weeds
"I'm sorry this is so hard for you."
Weeds
"You were behaving recklessly again."
Weeds
"Maybe it's all the rough sex I've been having."
Weeds
"-Who is this? -Esteban, Andy, my brother-in-law."
Weeds
"Andy, the father of my child, Esteban."
Weeds
"I pictured you taller."
Weeds
"He's not needed here."
Weeds
"I think she begs to differ."
Weeds
"That's your cue to begin begging to differ."
Weeds
"You talk like a clown."
Weeds
"Why is that the worst thing you guys can say to someone?"
Weeds
"Doctor."
Weeds
"A Mexican gyno?"
Weeds
"Nance, if you're putting together a mariachi band, yes, go Mexican."
Weeds
"But down there, you want a Jew."
Weeds
"-No cramping? -Just some bleeding."
Weeds
"You have not ingested cocaine or methamphetamines?"
Weeds
"I can assure you, I've been off cocaine and amphetamines for almost a week."
Weeds
"Joke."
Weeds
"You're okay. Don't stress yourself."
Weeds
"I see you for your next visit."
Weeds
"-Now, you go straight home. -Can you drive me?"
Weeds
"This little crisis has already disrupted my schedule."
Weeds
"Now, go relax."
Weeds
"If I hear you're not relaxing, there will be consequences."
Weeds
"Hey, congratulations. You're gonna be such a great dad."
Weeds
"Psych."
Weeds
"See that? Outdoor shower?"
Weeds
"Feel free to use it anytime."
Weeds
"Oh, stand down. That's my son."
Weeds
"My son who's supposed to be in the woods tending to his clones."
Weeds
"Went down a bad road. Who's this guy?"
Weeds
"He's my bodyguard, Sucio."
Weeds
"Want some coffee?"
Weeds
"Just brewed a fresh pot. Just for you."
Weeds
"Shit. Baby. Sorry."
Weeds
"You know, you don't look it. In fact, you look great."
Weeds
"Gorgeous. Thin."
Weeds
"How much do you need?"
Weeds
"I wanna open a store."
Weeds
"A totally aboveboard and legit retail establishment."
Weeds
"What exactly would this totally aboveboard..."
Weeds
"...and legit retail establishment sell?"
Weeds
"-Medical marijuana. -No."
Weeds
"Come on. Obama's president. They're not gonna bust them anymore."
Weeds
"You got contacts at the Justice Department?"
Weeds
"It was in the paper. If it's legal in the state..."
Weeds
"...the feds won't come after you. It's no risk."
Weeds
Show more clips