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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - What's a Jennings (S01E01)

"Have sex if you're married  and only if you're married."
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"-Right. -Yeah, then we got it."
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"-We got it. -Got it."
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"Good. It gives you all something to look forward to."
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"-Yeah. -Being married and all."
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"That's right."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"-Okay, bye! -Ew."
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"-Wait, where are you going? -To work."
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"You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember?"
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"Yeah, we could be out running wild  in the streets,"
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"but instead, we're stimulating the local economy."
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"Good."
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"Y'all can pay me back this week."
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"For the truck."
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"Yeah."
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"-Wow. He's really holding a grudge. -Yeah, like, let it go."
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"You know, a week is a long time if you think about it."
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"What, you didn't get a clear enough visual of Mom and Dad making love?"
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"-You want to talk about it some more? - I can't help it."
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"I've got peen on the brain."
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"I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now,"
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"but you beat me to the punch"
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"and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face."
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"Bowser, when was the last time  you stuck a fork in a pork bun?"
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"Not this, not with you."
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"Okay, so recently."
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"-No! -So a while then? That's not good."
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"Would you please just leave me out of"
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"whatever the hell it is  you're yakking about?"
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"She's upset because she hasn't  sealed the deal with Jennings yet."
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"What's a Jennings?"
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"My freaking boyfriend, Bowser."
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"Yeah, but she isn't considering"
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"is the fact the people around her  having sex are in love."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Well, Luke, and I  didn't even think of doing it"
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"until we professed  our love for each other."
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"And after that, it was kind of game on."
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"Right. Of course."
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"I just need a little intimacy  to grease the wheels."
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"If it happened for you,  it'll definitely happen for me."
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"Obviously."
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"So, how do we fall in love  as fast as humanly possible?"
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"Uh..."
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"[sighs] Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over."
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"-What's that? -A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail,"
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"-AKA, a bond, for criminals. -Oh."
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"If they miss their court date, she calls us,"
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"we catch the skip, everybody gets paid."
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"Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on."
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"What we need to do now is get our story straight"
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"about who you are."
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"Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns,"
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"and the reason you look so young"
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"is because your mama  smoked when she was pregnant."
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"Hard no. Not even in a lie."
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"Cigarettes are bad."
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"Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding."
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"Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun."
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"Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts."
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"As long as my thing can be balance beam."
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"Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway."
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"So after the Olympic trials,  they studied criminal justice"
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"in hopes of being licensed one day"
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"as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia."
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"If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop,  I suppose you'll be useful."
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"How'd you meet Bowser?"
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"Uh, same way you did, probably."
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"[Blair] Yes, totally the same way."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[all laugh]"
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"What?"
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"-Mr. Bowser and I-- -Worked together. In a club."
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"-[woman] And then-- -Became friends."
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"Bumped uglies until he married  my straight-up crazy sister."
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"-[gasps] -Wh...? Plot twist. You're married?"
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"Was."
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"Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show."
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"So... work?"
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"[woman] Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old,"
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"facing two counts of counterfeiting."
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"No known social media activity,"
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"but we do have an address that he used"
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"to send himself stuff from Amazon."
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"Spry toothpaste, pool float."
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"Sounds like a freak."
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"Which brings me to our undercover work."
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"Above..."
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"I have a finger wave,"
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"a stacked bob"
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"or, ooh--"
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"A little red pixie that can go either..."
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"street teen, dog lover-- woof--"
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"or lost Russian tourist."
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"[with accent] "Hello, where is the Marta?""
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"Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies."
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"Go on and put away your little drag bag."
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"What? No, I want the good stuff,"
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"like kicking down doors and shit,  like Terrance Coin."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"So, the skip's inside."
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"Apparently, he's a big bitch."
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"Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast."
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"-[slurping sound] -Let's go."
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"[faint chatter]"
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"Let's rope that skip."
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"["Down With the Sickness" playing]"
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"♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪"
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"♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪"
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"♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪"
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"Night-night."
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"He's a punk and a clown."
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"And that catchphrase?"
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"You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers"
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"and your mama won't even  like your Instagram posts."
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"My mama hates sunsets!"
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"Listen to me,"
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"maybe one time out of a hundred,"
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