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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Ninety-Two (S05E05)

I'm calm.

"I'm calm."

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But he better set her straight.

"But he better set her straight."

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And I'm listening in.

"And I'm listening in."

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Oh. Your wife is here.

"Oh. Your wife is here."

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Yes, and I've told her what happened.

"Yes, and I've told her what happened."

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And I'm flattered.

"And I'm flattered."

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That someone as spectacularly beautiful

"That someone as spectacularly beautiful"

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as the incomparable River Fields

"as the incomparable River Fields"

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would be interested in me.

"would be interested in me."

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But alas,

"But alas,"

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I must make clear

"I must make clear"

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I'm very happily married.

"I'm very happily married."

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And I'm sorry if I misled you in any way.

"And I'm sorry if I misled you in any way."

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Let's just keep this relationship professional.

"Let's just keep this relationship professional."

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I completely agree.

"I completely agree."

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This show is too important

"This show is too important"

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to both of us to jeopardize it.

"to both of us to jeopardize it."

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I apologize for overstepping.

"I apologize for overstepping."

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It won't happen again.

"It won't happen again."

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Professional it is.DIRECTOR: All right.

"Professional it is.DIRECTOR: All right."

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Time for you two to have sex.

"Time for you two to have sex."

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RAFAEL: Should I be worried about this?

"RAFAEL: Should I be worried about this?"

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Petra?

"Petra?"

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Worried about my personal living space?

"Worried about my personal living space?"

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Which is none of your business?

"Which is none of your business?"

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You are my business.

"You are my business."

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And I knew you were doing some work in the lobby,

"And I knew you were doing some work in the lobby,"

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but I didn't realize it was a whole hotel remodel.

"but I didn't realize it was a whole hotel remodel."

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It's gonna be expensive.

"It's gonna be expensive."

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You want to maybe talk it through?

"You want to maybe talk it through?"

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The girls are waiting for you in their room.

"The girls are waiting for you in their room."

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I am just worried that you're getting in over your head.

"I am just worried that you're getting in over your head."

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Permits alone are gonna be a huge expense.

"Permits alone are gonna be a huge expense."

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Would that be worth it for maybe 10% growth?

"Would that be worth it for maybe 10% growth?"

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I know it's a big investment, Rafael.

"I know it's a big investment, Rafael."

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I don't need you to mansplain hotel finance to me.

"I don't need you to mansplain hotel finance to me."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from mansplaining...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from mansplaining..."

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to Marsplaining.

"to Marsplaining."

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Our scientists have finally figured out how

"Our scientists have finally figured out how"

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to support all forms of life in the Martian atmosphere.

"to support all forms of life in the Martian atmosphere."

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The first Martian flower was just the beginning.

"The first Martian flower was just the beginning."

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In our man-made lake, we have the first Martian shark.

"In our man-made lake, we have the first Martian shark."

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And I've saved the best news for last.

"And I've saved the best news for last."

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We will name it Lake Brenda.

"We will name it Lake Brenda."

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After the first co-president of Mars.

"After the first co-president of Mars."

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I think we should properly christen

"I think we should properly christen"

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this lake by making love in it.

"this lake by making love in it."

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Cut.

"Cut."

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Hmm!

"Hmm!"

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's definitely not in the script.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's definitely not in the script."

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Get your hands off my man,

"Get your hands off my man,"

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you horny Martian bitch!

"you horny Martian bitch!"

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Cut!

"Cut!"

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ROGELIO: Somebody stop them. Stop, stop!

"ROGELIO: Somebody stop them. Stop, stop!"

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No! Stop.

"No! Stop."

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Somebody stop them. ALBA: No, Xiomara.

"Somebody stop them. ALBA: No, Xiomara."

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ROGELIO: No!LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Watch out, Xo.

"ROGELIO: No!LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Watch out, Xo."

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Jump over that shark.

"Jump over that shark."

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Stop! Stop, stop.

"Stop! Stop, stop."

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Xiomara, stop. Please stop. No, no, no, no.

"Xiomara, stop. Please stop. No, no, no, no."

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What were you thinking?

"What were you thinking?"

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Why don't you ask that

"Why don't you ask that"

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woman who was groping you?

"woman who was groping you?"

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It's called acting!

"It's called acting!"

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Yeah, right. They called "cut."

"Yeah, right. They called "cut.""

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I didn't hear it.

"I didn't hear it."

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Maybe that's because you were too busy trying

"Maybe that's because you were too busy trying"

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to get a piece of tail, you home wrecker.Okay. Come here.

"to get a piece of tail, you home wrecker.Okay. Come here."

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Come here, come here. Come on, let's go.

"Come here, come here. Come on, let's go."

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Xiomara, this is my place of work.

"Xiomara, this is my place of work."

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Exactly.

"Exactly."

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So why is your costar dry humping you

"So why is your costar dry humping you"

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in front of everyone?

"in front of everyone?"

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We have a lot of material to shoot today.

"We have a lot of material to shoot today."

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We'll talk later.Excuse me?

"We'll talk later.Excuse me?"

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Why don't you go cool off in my dressing room?

"Why don't you go cool off in my dressing room?"

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JANE: Inhala, exhala.

"JANE: Inhala, exhala."

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Uh, Mateo.

"Uh, Mateo."

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This is important.These breathing exercises

"This is important.These breathing exercises"

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will make it easier for you to pay attention

"will make it easier for you to pay attention"

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to your school work, but you need to focus.I can't.

"to your school work, but you need to focus.I can't."

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I'm too bored.

"I'm too bored."

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Sounds like you need to burn off a little energy.

"Sounds like you need to burn off a little energy."

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What do you say we run around the block a few times

"What do you say we run around the block a few times"

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while Daddy finishes cooking?I'm sick of running

"while Daddy finishes cooking?I'm sick of running"

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and I don't want Daddy's gross food.

"and I don't want Daddy's gross food."

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If you finish your exercises and eat dinner,

"If you finish your exercises and eat dinner,"

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you can have a chocolate bar. How's that?

"you can have a chocolate bar. How's that?"

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I don't want a disgusting fake candy bar.

"I don't want a disgusting fake candy bar."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh, looks like he's having another "meldooper."

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh, looks like he's having another "meldooper.""

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I never get real dessert.

"I never get real dessert."

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Or even chicken nuggets...Try to calm down.

"Or even chicken nuggets...Try to calm down."

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...or anything good.Please, Mateo.

"...or anything good.Please, Mateo."

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If you make me run to school again,

"If you make me run to school again,"

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I'm running away from home! Just take a deep breath.

"I'm running away from home! Just take a deep breath."

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No, I don't want to do this anymore.

"No, I don't want to do this anymore."

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Well, neither do I.

"Well, neither do I."

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I need a time out.

"I need a time out."

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You know what? I think we all need a break.

"You know what? I think we all need a break."

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Here, play with this.

"Here, play with this."

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Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

"Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes."

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I need some air.

"I need some air."

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He's right.

"He's right."

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I can't do this.

"I can't do this."

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I can't run with him to school anymore.

"I can't run with him to school anymore."

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I'm exhausted and we're always late.

"I'm exhausted and we're always late."

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I just feel like I'm always

"I just feel like I'm always"

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studying him and disciplining him.

"studying him and disciplining him."

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So let's stop.

"So let's stop."

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We can't. Why not?

"We can't. Why not?"

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Because we have to help him however we can.

"Because we have to help him however we can."

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Yeah, agreed.

"Yeah, agreed."

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However we can.

"However we can."

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And we can't evaluate

"And we can't evaluate"

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if the behavior therapy is actually working

"if the behavior therapy is actually working"

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unless it's something that we can sustain long term.

"unless it's something that we can sustain long term."

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And we can't sustain this.

"And we can't sustain this."

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I just want to do everything possible.

"I just want to do everything possible."

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Don't we owe him that?

"Don't we owe him that?"

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We are.

"We are."

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