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Clips from Disenchantment - The Good, The Bad, and the Bum-Bum (S04E04)

"It's my latest invention."
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"The ass chariot. Care to take a spin?"
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"Knock it off. What do you know about Hell?"
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"We're neighbors, that's all. You don't get to choose your neighbors."
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"Yes, that's it."
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"Besides, Hell puts the steam in Steamland."
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"Everyone knows that. Geothermal chambers and all."
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"What the amusement park ride said, remember?"
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"The ride did not mention Hell."
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"Steamland and Hell. We have a deal."
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"I don't believe you know Satan."
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"Charming chap. Surprisingly debonair."
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"What does he look like?"
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"Red face, little horns, lovely high cheekbones, pointy goatee."
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"You're just looking at that hot sauce bottle."
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"-What color are his eyes? -Swirling beach balls."
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"So, you do know him."
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"Okay, but wait a sec. You do not make a deal with the devil"
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"and just go about your life."
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"La-di-da-di-da-di-da."
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[both] Jerry!"
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"I thought we were singing."
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"Maybe the good people of Steamland would like to know"
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"about your deal with Satan, huh?"
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"I'm gonna tell everyone your stience is powered by hellfire and damnation."
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"And I'm gonna tell Satan what you said about his mother."
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"But I didn't say anything."
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"It's actually what I said, but I'm gonna tell him you said it."
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"Bean, I'm not too good at reading social signals,"
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"but you look beautiful when you're angry."
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"Hold me back, Jerry."
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"-Hold me back, Jerry! -I'm holding you back."
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"Don't let me hit him 'cause I'll hit him."
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"-She'll hit you. -Be careful!"
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"Do not come at us!"
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"-Okay, calm down, Bean. -[Bean grunting]"
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"Oh, looks like the wrong thing to say."
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"Listen, I want to win your trust back and not get hit."
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"To show you my intentions are pure…"
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"-Yeah, pure lust, you perv. -Lust?"
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"Bean, look at me."
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"It's midnight, and I'm sitting alone watching cartoons"
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"and eating bean dip from a can."
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"You can trust me."
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"I'll prove it to you right now. I'll take you home."
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"[buzzes]"
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"[Alva] The biggest airship in all of Steamland."
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"I felt compelled to build it for reasons mysterious to me."
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"I call it, "The Compensator.""
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"[squeaking]"
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"To Dreamland we go!"
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"And along the way, Bean, you'll see something"
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"that will prove science combined with magic"
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"can take us beyond our wildest dreams."
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"-Ow! -Jerry!"
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"He was talking too much."
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"Let's beat it."
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"You'd think Alva would've invented guard rails."
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"Oh, look at all them bugs."
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"[humming]"
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"[sighs]"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm trying to sleep before they kill me in the morning."
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"-[shushes] -Don't tell me what to do."
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"Quiet, you knucklehead!"
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"Pops, you're rescuing me?"
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"[grunts]"
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"Not anymore, you dead-brain chatterbox."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"You don't even know when it's time to use your yap or take a nap."
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"Pops, how did you find me? What are you doing here? Don't hit me."
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"Oh, I got a real story for you."
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"-So, pull up a stool, boy. -There are no stools in here."
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"I wish I had a stool. I'd cave your head in."
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"Turns out I'm the real reason you are here. You see--"
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"No, I know. And I have so many questions."
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"Like, why do you talk like that?"
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"Shut up!"
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"It all started way back before you were interrupting everyone."
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"Oh! So, never."
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"[scoffs] You sure you don't have a stool?"
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"I was a traveling salesman with the Elfwood Candy Company."
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"[cheerful music playing]"
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"[Pops] I left Elfwood with my best friend,"
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"-a giant dog named Barko. -[Barko barking]"
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"[warbles]"
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"[owl hooting]"
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"[barks]"
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"[Pops] I could sell anything to anyone, anywhere at any time."
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"Anywho, I made a lot of folks happy,"
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"and a lot more folks fat."
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"Met some colorful characters in my day."
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"[all] Wow!"
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"Guten tag, stranger."
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"-I'm Gretel. -And I'm Hansel, creep."
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"Well, hello, obese kids. Is your parents home?"
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"-Nein. -Nein."
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"We ate them."
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"Well, it sounds like two little chub tubs have earned their dessert."
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"[both] Mmm…"
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"[Pops] Seems there were a few lonely ladies out there"
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"who wanted something more substantial than candy."
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"And I ain't talking about flapjacks,"
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"unless you're talking about undoing my flap, Jack."
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"Yes, I get it."
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"Can we please steer the story away from this uncomfortable area"
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"and back to me, please, Pops?"
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"[Pops] Well, there was one gal who stood head and shoulders above the rest."
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"And not just because she was so freakishly tall."
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"Hey, you ever dream about having relations with a mighty sequoia?"
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"[heavy footsteps]"
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"[Pops] She were a princess."
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"Heh. We both like big ol' princesses, eh, Elfo?"
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"[laughing] Ooh-wee!"
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"Yes, Pops. Just get on with it."
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"Now, where was I?"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"[laughing] Ooh-wee!"
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"Pops!"
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