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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - RIP Cynthia (S01E01)

"I don't even know if I like the guy."
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"Ah."
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"This small bust of Jane Austen could crack a skull."
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"Put it down here within reach just so you can get it."
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"Just in case, okay?"
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"So let me ask you do you know any of the following--"
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"judo, Krav Maga, Muay Thai,"
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"a chokehold you put on a pit bull to make him let go,"
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"but you could also use on a man?"
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"Sorry, Mandy, this is so silly."
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"I am a pacifist. I fight with my words."
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"(loud thud)"
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"You got a strong reflex game. I can work with that."
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"It's been a week, and we've had some exciting developments."
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"Bessie has learned how to find recipes online"
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"and that "BDSM" does not stand for "Beef Dinner Small Meals.""
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"Malcolm spent an entire savings bond on a rare Beanie Baby."
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"And thanks to Shrub, Len got on a dating website,"
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"and he met a lovely woman."
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"LEN: Both Cynthia and I love pie,"
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"conspiracy theories, and sponge baths."
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"-(notification chimes) -That's her."
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"Shrub!"
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"SHRUB: That's a teddy bear emoji."
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"So what do I say now?"
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"(sighs) Emojis are complicated."
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"Okay, well, there's one that looks like it's crying,"
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"but it's actually laughing-- that's always good,"
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"especially if it's tilted to the side a little bit."
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"Fire emoji, that's good."
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"100, that's, like, also very good."
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"Clown is bad, okay?"
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"You don't want to get a clown under any circumstances."
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"What else? Oh, eggplant does not mean eggplant."
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"Peach is not a peach. Or a cherry."
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"Pretty much any food item"
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"could really get you into trouble, Len."
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"Hourglass means that someone is hot,"
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"but not in the way fire does."
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"And let's see, well, then we get into emoji combinations,"
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"and that's just pretty complicated stuff."
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"I don't want to hurt your brain."
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"I'm just gonna say, "Hi, Cynthia.""
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"Safe choice."
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"Okay. First impressions. Don't think too hard, okay?"
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""Flatch, just do it.""
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"-I've heard that one before. -Okay, noted."
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""Flatch, more than you expected but less than you dreamed.""
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"That's a mouthful."
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""Flatch, we're the bomb.""
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"Bombs are bad."
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"KELLY: Bessie, like, I swear to God!"
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"I can't with your negativity anymore, dude."
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"June has some cute ones, and we like hers."
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"How's it going, June-bug?"
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"Hey, I am having so much fun writing my slogans."
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"Yeah, you want to show me some?"
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"Oh, no! I erased them all!"
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"I hit escape."
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"We learned that day one."
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"Okay, so..."
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"let's say somebody gets behind you, does this."
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"-Hi. How can I help you? -No. [bleep], no."
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"I could be your killer."
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"-Oh, I'm sorry. -No!"
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"Don't apologize to your killer."
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"Okay, just do me, do me."
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"Yoke, solar plexus, clench, groin."
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"If the idiot is still standing,"
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"double fingers up nose."
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"Wow. How do you know all that?"
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"I trained to be in the Secret Service."
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"-That's so cool! -Yeah, not really."
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"Basically, they just wanted you to run next to a car for miles,"
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"and that's not my jam."
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"Also, I'm not good at keeping secrets."
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"It's fine."
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"Punch me in the stomach. Come on."
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"I'm not punching you in the stomach."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"Then just kick me in the coin purse."
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"Come on, knee me right here in the marble pouch! Let's go."
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"Are you talking about your genitals?"
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"We need to get you worked up. What--what makes you angry?"
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"Leap day!"
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"-Leap day? -CHERYL: Yes!"
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"It messes up every line in the calendar for weeks."
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"Oh, boy."
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"What about Joe?"
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"Mm-mm, nope. Joe doesn't make me angry."
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"-Really? -Mm-mm."
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"The guy hauls you here and then dumps you?"
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"Well, "dump" is a very strong word."
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"Well, use your own word."
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"He just needed space."
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"After he hauled me here."
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"Oh, my God. Oh!"
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"Saying that out loud it makes me feel really, really--"
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"Angry?"
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"No, really, really..."
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"Violent?"
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"Sad."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Can my plexus have a hug?"
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"Bring it in."
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"CHERYL: (sobs)"
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"I knew she should cry today."
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"I just didn't realize it would be this soon."
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"Oh, hi, Nadine, what can I do for you?"
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"I have come to submit my slogan entries."
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"They are in double-sealed, marked envelopes, okay?"
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"So there can be no hijinks."
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"Well, Flatch is the home of hijinks."
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"Did you just come up with that?"
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"What?"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"326? The Pockton exchange?"
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"(ringing continues)"
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"Jimmy calls me every afternoon"
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"to say how do you do."
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