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Clips from The Monkees - The Spy Who Came in from the Cool (S01E01)

"you know, music, stuff like that,"
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"...a few hors d'oeurvres."
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"Will that help the party?"
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"It usually does."
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"And this is Micky Dolenz."
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"He's a drummer."
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"Yeah."
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"Hi there, I'm with the advertising testing bureau."
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"I wonder, we're doing a survey on how people respond to different faces."
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"Sorry, yours won't do."
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"No, no, no, I mean faces like this."
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"Can you tell me what you think that man's occupation is?"
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"He's a shoe maker."
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"Shoemaker's have callouses in their hands. Right about here."
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"Hey, what do ya know."
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"Listen, can I have a half sole on that by Wednesday please?"
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"Think he'd like a picture of me?"
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"Next one is Davy Jones, the English boy."
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"We put our camera across the street from a newsstand,"
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"...so we get an idea of his reading habits."
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"Are you sure he didn't know he was being photographed?"
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"Oh, absolutely sir."
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"[Whistling 'Old Folks at Home']"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah, he couldn't have possibly known."
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"♪ That's where my heart is yearning ever That’s where the old folks stay ♪"
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"Are you positive?"
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"♪ All the world is sad and dreary everywhere I roam ♪"
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"♪ Oh brother, can you hear me yearning ♪"
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"♪ Just for the old folks at home ♪"
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"♪ All together now ♪"
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"♪ All the world is sad and dreary, everywhere I roam ♪"
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"♪That's where the old... ♪"
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"- Honeywell! - Yes sir"
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"I've seen enough."
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"I'm very glad you're here."
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"You're in a position to do the CIS a great service."
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"Monkees: Oh that's great. Really?"
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"Now, I wouldn't be completely candid"
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"...if I didn't tell you there's an element of danger in this work."
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"Boys, come back here."
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"My CIS men are facing danger every day of the week."
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"Now here's a dedicated CIS man."
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"Schwartz, Harold B. Good man Schwartz."
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"Last week he rounded up a whole den of spies."
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"Now what we have in mind for you isn't that dangerous."
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"Just how, uh, difficult is it?"
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"You'll have a 50-50 chance of coming out alive."
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"Hello chief, send in Schwartz, Harold B."
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"No, no, no, it's not as bad as all that."
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"Why, we may be able to save even three of you."
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"Three?"
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"Three huh?"
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"Well, I guess we're gonna have to form a trio."
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"We're gonna miss you old buddy."
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"Hey, all kidding aside chief, we'd like to help. We really would, but..."
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"...man this spy thing just isn't our bag."
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"Well, don't you worry about a thing."
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"Now when the time comes, we're gonna give you all the help you need."
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"Won't we Honeywell?"
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"Huh? Uh, yes sir!"
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"It's not that I don't trust you."
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"Um, but I think uh, well I think I ought to tell you something."
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"Huh?"
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"You know that man over there?"
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"He talks to Popsicles."
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"Man, you know, I don't think this espionage thing is such a good idea after all."
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"Oh come on, look we've seen every spy movie, haven't we?"
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"Really, there is nothing to it."
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"This cuff link contains a miniaturised tape recorder."
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"If I wear two of them, can I record in stereo?"
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"Alright Jones, tell me what that tie pin does."
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"If you wear it too long, your neck starts to weaken."
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"It also contains a pill."
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"In the event you're being tortured beyond endurance,"
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"...you can swallow this pill."
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"Tell me what it does Jones."
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"Well, in 30 seconds, your breath is kissing sweet."
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"Alright Nesmith, tell me about your special cigarette lighter."
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"Well, this cigarette lighter is very special."
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"It's got a miniature Japanese camera in it."
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"Alright."
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"And also a miniature Japanese cameraman."
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"Ow!"
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"Scorched you again there, Yamashita."
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"Now for hand-to-hand combat, the basic weapon is the edge of your hand."
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"All right Yakimoto, do your stuff."
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"See how simple that is. Now Jones, come over here."
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"I want you to hit Yakimoto on the side of the neck with a karate chop."
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"No, I couldn't do that."
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"Don't be silly."
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"It's his job. We pay him a dollar an hour. Besides that, you can't hurt him."
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"Okay."
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"Ha!"
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"Oh, that stings."
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"No, no Jones. It has to be more like this. Excuse me."
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"Yakimoto. Ga!"
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"You see, that will come with practice gentlemen. Good job Yakimoto."
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"Gentlemen, now you should become familiar with small arms."
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"Right here we have small arms..."
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"Thank you Yakimoto. That will be all for today."
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"The small arms here pictured on the chart..."
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"Thank you Yakimoto. We'll call you."
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"Twenty five calibre..."
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"I'm sorry Yakimoto. This time it will come out of your pay."
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"Gentlemen, you are as ready as I can make you."
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"See, nothing to it at all man."
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"Hey look, we gotta meet Honeywell for the briefing."
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"Got my watch on. In a half hour."
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"Half an hour. We gotta go."
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"All you have to do is sit down there and wait until I make their contact."
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"There's a 12 decibel Kregel microphone hidden in the lamp."
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"They'll never suspect a thing."
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"What about that big black wire?"
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"That's always been a problem."
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"Come on. I'll show you where I'll be."
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"Do not fear master. Your genie will help you."
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"Huh, imagine that. Wrong show."
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"I'll be in here listening and recording everything that they say."
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"Now, the minute that I hear them make their confession,"
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