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Clips from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

"Ah! Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities, m'kay?"
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"Nowhere."
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"We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before."
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"- Yeah. - Boys, I seriously doubt"
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"that Mr. Garrison ever said,"
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""Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker. ""
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Sweet."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Thank you all for coming on such short notice."
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"This just isn't like you, Stanley."
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"What did my son say, Mr. Mackey? Did he say the "S" word?"
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"- No, it was worse than that. - The "F" word?"
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"Well, here's a short list of the things they've been saying, m'kay?"
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"- Oh! Dear God! - What the heck is a rim job?"
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"Why that's when you put your legs behind your head"
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"and have someone lick your ass."
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"Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this instant"
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"where you heard all these horrible phrases!"
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"I... I..."
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"We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath"
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"and swore ourselves to secrecy."
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"- It was the Terrance and Phillip movie. - Dude!"
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"What? Fuck you guys! I wanna get out of here!"
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"Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?"
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"Excuse me, what the heck is Terrance and Phillip?"
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"Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada."
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"Nothing but foul language and toilet humor."
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"Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents"
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"before more children see Terrance and Phillip."
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"- Everybody's fucking seen it! - Eric!"
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"I'm sorry, I can't help myself."
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)"
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"(INAUDIBLE)"
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"STAN: (SINGING) There's the girI that I like"
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"Over there laughing with that smart new..."
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"(EXCLAIMS) You're holding up the goddamn lunch line!"
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"- Hello there, children. - ALL: Hey, Chef."
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"- How's it going? - ALL: Bad."
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"- Why bad? - We got busted for swearing."
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"Our moms say we can't ever see the Terrance and Phillip movie again!"
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"Oh! That's too bad."
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"You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up."
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"(LAUGHS) He was scared out of his mind."
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"- Shut up, Cartman! - No, dude. I'd be scared, too."
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"Your mom's a fucking bitch."
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"Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!"
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"Don't call me fat, you butt-fucking son of a bitch!"
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"Whoa, children, where did you learn to talk like that?"
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"It's pretty fucking sweet, huh?"
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"Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?"
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"Oh! That's easy."
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"- You just gotta find the clitoris. - Huh?"
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"Whoops!"
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"What does that mean, "Find the clitoris"?"
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"Forget I said anything."
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"Move along, children, you're holding up the line."
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"You guys, do you know where I can find the clitoris?"
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"The what?"
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"What, is that like finding Jesus or something?"
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"MR. MACKEY ON PA: Attention, students."
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"We are now enforcing a new dress code at South Park Elementary."
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"Terrance and Phillip shirts are no longer allowed in school."
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"Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt"
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"is to be sent home immediately."
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"- Hooray! - ALL: Hooray!"
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"The R-rated Canadian film Asses of Fire"
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"is number one at the box office."
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"But is the film destroying American youth?"
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"Here with a special report is a midget in a bikini."
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"Thanks, Tom. It appears that the effects"
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"of the Canadian comedy are far-reaching indeed."
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"All over America, children seem to be influenced,"
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"like at this spelling bee in Washington."
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"All right. This is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics. ""
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"Fuck that! Why should I fucking have to spell "forensics"?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Here you go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. Forensics."
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"Tom, the devastating impact of the Canadian duo"
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"can also be seen with their new hit song Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucka."
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"(SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka"
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"You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle fucka"
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"Thought I told you that we won't stop"
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"Thought I told you that we won't stop"
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"- Back to you, Tom. - Thanks, midget."
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"Shocking report."
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"The controversy began in the small mountain town of South Park"
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"where the local PTA is trying to ban the movie."
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"With us tonight is the head of the PTA, Sheila Broflovski."
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"- Hello, Tom. - And the Canadian Minister of Movies."
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"Thanks for having me, buddy."
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"Minister, parents are concerned"
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"about your country's entertainment. Your thoughts?"
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"Well, the film is R-rated and is not intended for children."
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"But of course children are gonna see it!"
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"Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians"
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"are quite surprised by your outrage."
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"- You just don't care! - Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish?"
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"The United States has graphic violence on television all the time."
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"We can't believe that a movie"
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"with some foul language would piss you off so much."
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"Because it's evil!"
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"(SHOUTING) Can I finish? Please! Can I finish?"
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"Okay, I'm finished."
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"But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film"
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"is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada."
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"Let us not forget Bryan Adams."
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"Now, now. The Canadian government has apologized"
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"for Bryan Adams on several occasions."
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"You Canadians are all the same,"
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"with your beady little eyes and flapping heads!"
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"- You're trash. - I resent that! I find that racist!"
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"Our children are now addicted to your filth!"
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"You are a racist, ma'am. You are a racist."
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"It is going to take us weeks"
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"to erase the damage this film has done to our children!"
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"Kids, I wanna welcome you to rehabilitation, m'kay?"
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"Your mothers insisted that you be taken from your normal schoolwork"
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"and placed into rehab to learn not to swear."
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