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Clips from Muppets Haunted Mansion

"You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka!"
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"- Terrible. - This guy's not funny."
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"Sí, sí. And his head came off."
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"Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks?"
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"- No! No! - Ugh. Ooh!"
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"Hold on."
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"Looks like we have some new ghosts... I mean, guests."
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"Oh!"
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"Ah!"
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"Fiends, omens, and bogeymen, lend me your fears."
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"We come not to praise Gonzo, but to Bury him."
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"Oh!"
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"And his little amigo, too."
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"We now invite you to sit back and relax,"
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"as our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral."
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"Welcome to the life hereafter."
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"Sleepless nights, eternal laughter."
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"Buy the farm, push up some daisies."
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"Come get down with us creepy crazies."
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"Hi, wanna come play with me?"
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"Frights du jour."
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"And daily nightmares."
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"Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs."
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"If you think it's too macabre."
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"Follow the floating candelabra."
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"But he ain't French and he can croon."
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"We did that in a beastly cartoon."
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"She was a beauty."
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"We'll never rest we'll never cease."
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"Till you finally rest in peace."
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"You can fly and you can float."
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"Or you can scream just like a goat."
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"But to quench your endless questions."
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"First you must sleep down with the fishes."
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"Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy!"
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"Rain or snow."
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"Lightning or thunder."
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"The party is down here six feet under."
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"Trick or treat?"
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"Take a smell of my feet."
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"And give me something good to eat."
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"You're all alone."
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"But don't be scared."
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"We've got your wake all pre-prepared."
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"Hi, I'm serving soup."
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"It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis."
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"It's all so dopey I'm complaining."
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"At least it's almost entertaining."
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"Huh?"
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"- What the... - Your attention, please."
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"Please remain seated in your doom buggy,"
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"and we will continue our tour momentarily."
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"Oh, no."
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"The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you"
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"is being stuck in here with them."
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"We tell jokes"
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"I do tricks."
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"With my deadly candlesticks."
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"Come on now and lift your glass."
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"Filled with poisoned sassafras."
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"Sign your bill deed, and trust."
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"Guess it's time to bite the dust."
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"Cash in your chips, we're not joking."
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"Now's the time you should be croaking."
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"You're so great, none can compare."
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"No one has your savoir faire."
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"It's time to turn your whole life story into a momento mori."
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"Corpse by corpse and one by one until you shout, "my life is done"."
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"So join us in this life hereafter."
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"Now the greatest act of all."
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"It's Gonzo's final curtain call."
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"From the basement to the rafters."
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"Join us in the great hereafter."
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"You'll be great forever after."
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"In our monstrous life hereafter."
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"For our after-party afterlife."
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"Rest in peace."
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"Rip."
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"Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes."
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"Sí. and one time no way, José."
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"That was incredible."
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"Oh, thank you. We're here all week,"
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"and all year, and also through all eternity."
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"Lucky. How did you die?"
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"Who, me? Oh, I croaked."
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"Ah, good one."
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"Uh, how'd you die? On stage?"
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"I'm dead?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"I must say, Gonzo..."
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"You don't seem at all frightened."
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"Oh, nothing scares me."
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"Well... we shall see about that."
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"Dun, dun, dun!"
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"Oh, we've missed it, haven't we?"
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"And it was a big one, too."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry!"
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"- That's disappointing. - Enough."
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"Gonzo, let's get outta here. If we don't go now, we're gonna..."
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"Why, hello there, short, red, and crustaceous."
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"Do you speak Spanish?"
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"Yes, and you?"
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"Yes. I, I mean, uh..."
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"Yes, my handsome..."
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"- Uh, gumbo. - Prawn."
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"- Yeah. - But close enough."
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"Yes."
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"Hmm."
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"So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"You don't go nowheres."
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"You know, this party's dead."
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"Why don't you and I leave, jumbo?"
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"Sí. Sí, we should..."
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"Did you just call me "jumbo"?"
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"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you are a king prawn."
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"Oh!"
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"Say again?"
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"You are a king prawn."
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"Oh, just come here. You okay?"
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