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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Hyde's Birthday (S04E04)

"Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start being a man."
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"And the first rule to being a man is..."
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"you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do."
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"Like right now, I don't wanna be here talkin' to you..."
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"but I am."
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"And you don't wanna go to a party..."
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"but you will."
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"Actually, I won't."
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"What's the matter?"
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"You don't like parties?"
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"Me neither."
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"But as long as you're livin' under my roof..."
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"you'll do what I tell you to do."
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"What the hell you talkin' about?"
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"Well, I'm 18. I should be getting out of here, right?"
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"I mean, that's what my dad did and my uncle did and my cousins did."
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"They were all on their own when they were my age."
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"What are they doin' now?"
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"Uh, pumping gas, prison, prison, dead, prison."
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"And the reason you're living here..."
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"is so you don't end up like them."
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"But if you want to leave, I can't stop you."
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"So, what's it gonna be, Steven?"
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"Prison, death or a birthday party?"
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"I guess I'll go to the party."
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"Thanks, Red."
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"You're welcome. And, uh..."
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"don't tell Eric that we had this little conversation."
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"'Cause when he's 18, he's out."
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"So, punch."
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"Yep."
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"Oh, fine."
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"Everybody, they're here! They're... Shh! Shh!"
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"Surprise!"
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"You got me, dudes."
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"Wow, thanks."
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"Oh, happy birthday."
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"Damn, Jackie! Stop kissing other guys!"
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"Wow, this is great. Did you get this at the flea market?"
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"- The flea market? - Yeah, they sell 'em there for two bucks."
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"No, we stole it. It took forever."
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"I had to show my bra!"
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"You owe me a bumper!"
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"Now, I made this for you. See?"
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"It says "Steven" on the front..."
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"because I heard that having your name on your clothes is cool."
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"Plus, if anybody finds it, they can return it to you."
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"So, I won't be able to lose it."
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"Great."
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"Put it on."
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"Do I have to?"
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"You bet your ass."
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"Welcome to manhood."
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"Mrs. Forman..."
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"Yeah, Steven. Hit the jackass!"
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"Ow! Hey!"
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"Steven! Just listen..."
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