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Clips from Cheers - Norman's Conquest (S02E02)

YOU'RE DOING IT, TOO, YOU SEE? AND YOU KNOW WHY?

"YOU'RE DOING IT, TOO, YOU SEE? AND YOU KNOW WHY?"

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WELL, NORM-- BECAUSE YOU'RE A GUY, YOU SEE?

"WELL, NORM-- BECAUSE YOU'RE A GUY, YOU SEE?"

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AND DEEP DOWN, WE'RE ALL TERRIFIED OF BEING WUSSES.

"AND DEEP DOWN, WE'RE ALL TERRIFIED OF BEING WUSSES."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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NOW, SOMEONE'S GOT TO PAY FOR THAT.

"NOW, SOMEONE'S GOT TO PAY FOR THAT."

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IT MIGHT AS WELL BE THE WOMEN.

"IT MIGHT AS WELL BE THE WOMEN."

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AMEN!

"AMEN!"

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I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

"I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING WHAT YOU JUST SAID."

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HOW MUCH?

"HOW MUCH?"

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WELL, EVERYTHING.

"WELL, EVERYTHING."

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SEE, I DISCOVERED ACCIDENTALLY

"SEE, I DISCOVERED ACCIDENTALLY"

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IF YOU GO INTO THE FIRST STALL IN THE WOMEN'S ROOM,

"IF YOU GO INTO THE FIRST STALL IN THE WOMEN'S ROOM,"

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WET YOUR EAR, AND JAM IT UP AGAINST THE WALL,

"WET YOUR EAR, AND JAM IT UP AGAINST THE WALL,"

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YOU CAN HEAR THE OCCASIONAL WORD. JUST BE GLAD I DID.

"YOU CAN HEAR THE OCCASIONAL WORD. JUST BE GLAD I DID."

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LISTEN TO ME...

"LISTEN TO ME..."

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NOW, NORMAN, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

"NOW, NORMAN, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU"

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BECAUSE I CAN HELP YOU.

"BECAUSE I CAN HELP YOU."

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AND I WANT TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE.

"AND I WANT TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE."

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YOU ARE A LADIES' MAN.

"YOU ARE A LADIES' MAN."

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I AM? YES.

"I AM? YES."

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YOU'RE A ONE-WOMAN MAN, AND EVERY WOMAN LOVES AND RESPECTS THAT.

"YOU'RE A ONE-WOMAN MAN, AND EVERY WOMAN LOVES AND RESPECTS THAT."

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I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LIVE YOUR LIFE IN DEFERENCE

"I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LIVE YOUR LIFE IN DEFERENCE"

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TO WHAT SOME BEER-SWILLING SWINE THINK.

"TO WHAT SOME BEER-SWILLING SWINE THINK."

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GEE, I ALWAYS HAVE.

"GEE, I ALWAYS HAVE."

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NORMAN, THEY ARE UNHAPPY

"NORMAN, THEY ARE UNHAPPY"

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WITH THEIR MARRIAGES OR LACK THEREOF,

"WITH THEIR MARRIAGES OR LACK THEREOF,"

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AND THEY'RE WAITING OUT THERE

"AND THEY'RE WAITING OUT THERE"

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FOR YOU TO THROW YOURS AWAY

"FOR YOU TO THROW YOURS AWAY"

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AND LOWER YOURSELF TO THEIR LEVEL.

"AND LOWER YOURSELF TO THEIR LEVEL."

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UGH! I HATE THEM. GOD, I HATE THEM!

"UGH! I HATE THEM. GOD, I HATE THEM!"

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ME, TOO.

"ME, TOO."

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I TELL YOU, IT'S TIME I FACED UP TO IT.

"I TELL YOU, IT'S TIME I FACED UP TO IT."

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MY MARRIAGE IS MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION.

"MY MARRIAGE IS MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION."

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AND NEXT TO MY HONDA CIVIC, MY ONLY POSSESSION.

"AND NEXT TO MY HONDA CIVIC, MY ONLY POSSESSION."

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I HAPPEN TO LOVE MY WIFE, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.

"I HAPPEN TO LOVE MY WIFE, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT."

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ALL RIGHT. HEY, MAN...

"ALL RIGHT. HEY, MAN..."

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HEY! HEY, YOU GUYS! LISTEN UP OUT HERE!

"HEY! HEY, YOU GUYS! LISTEN UP OUT HERE!"

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I HAPPEN TO LOVE MY WIFE!

"I HAPPEN TO LOVE MY WIFE!"

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I'M NOT ABOUT TO THROW AWAY 11 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!

"I'M NOT ABOUT TO THROW AWAY 11 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!"

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Patron: AW, ISN'T HE SWEET?

"Patron: AW, ISN'T HE SWEET?"

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Norm: HEY, COME ON. LET ME FINISH, WILL YOU?

"Norm: HEY, COME ON. LET ME FINISH, WILL YOU?"

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COME ON, NORMAN, STAND UP TO 'EM.

"COME ON, NORMAN, STAND UP TO 'EM."

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COME ON, MAN.

"COME ON, MAN."

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Norm: HEY, I'M NOT GONNA THROW AWAY 11 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

"Norm: HEY, I'M NOT GONNA THROW AWAY 11 YEARS OF MARRIAGE."

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I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAUL IT AWAY!

"I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAUL IT AWAY!"

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LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY HONEYMOON SUITE,

"LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY HONEYMOON SUITE,"

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OR, AS I CALL IT, THE DEAD ZONE.

"OR, AS I CALL IT, THE DEAD ZONE."

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HEY, WANNA SEE AN IMPRESSION OF MY WIFE,

"HEY, WANNA SEE AN IMPRESSION OF MY WIFE,"

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VERA PETERSON, IN THE DENTIST'S OFFICE?

"VERA PETERSON, IN THE DENTIST'S OFFICE?"

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WHERE'S MY JACKET? THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

"WHERE'S MY JACKET? THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD."

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OH, SHUT UP.

"OH, SHUT UP."

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[FALSETTO] DOCTOR, WOULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY FACE?

"[FALSETTO] DOCTOR, WOULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY FACE?"

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DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?

"DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

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JUST A SECOND. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS.

"JUST A SECOND. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS."

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