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Clips from Broad City - Hurricane Wanda (S01E01)

"What?"
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"How am I getting shorter?"
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"Jeremy."
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"Hey, Ab."
Broad City
"Hey."
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"Locked out of my apartment."
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"You have a spare, right?"
Broad City
"No, I don't, I don't, I would totally remember"
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"if I had, um, one of your keys."
Broad City
"That's weird."
Broad City
"You'd be the person I'd pick if I gave someone a spare,"
Broad City
"so, I just assumed you had one."
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"I would be?"
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"I mean, I would take one."
Broad City
"If we want to go through that and that commitment,"
Broad City
"I would have it with me whenever."
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"Um..."
Broad City
"While you're here, inside my apartment,"
Broad City
"maybe you could help me put up a shelf?"
Broad City
"I'd love to."
Broad City
"Let's do that then."
Broad City
"♪ Blades of grass to look like something new ♪"
Broad City
"It's this guy."
Broad City
"It won't stay on the wall."
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"Crazy."
Broad City
"Do you mind if I take off my shirt?"
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"Wow... Um."
Broad City
"Sure."
Broad City
"Where'd you get all that oil from?"
Broad City
"Now I can put up that shelf."
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"You're so... slippery."
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"Wow."
Broad City
"That was a hot dream."
Broad City
"My neighbor Abbi is so sexy"
Broad City
"and now I have this great big humongous boner."
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"Oh my God."
Broad City
"So intense."
Broad City
"Hey sleepyhead."
Broad City
"Someone had a sexy dream, huh?"
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"Shut up, Bevers."
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"Shut your stupid face."
Broad City
"Yeah, girl, get it!"
Broad City
"Ilana."
Broad City
"I'm so happy you're here."
Broad City
"I was thinking maybe we could masturbate next to each other."
Broad City
"Really?"
Broad City
"I'm always trying to get you to parallel play."
Broad City
"You're never into it."
Broad City
"It's because I want to so badly."
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"Oh my God."
Broad City
"What a way to start the day."
Broad City
"It's 5 p.m."
Broad City
"Great... Closing time."
Broad City
"Have a good night."
Broad City
"♪ Four and three and two and one, one ♪"
Broad City
"Hurricane Wanda has been upgraded"
Broad City
"to a Category Four storm."
Broad City
"It is due to hit New York in just a matter of hours."
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"The city..."
Broad City
"Oh, thank God."
Broad City
"Hey, mama."
Broad City
"The lines were too long at the grocery store,"
Broad City
"- so we just went to the bodega. - Okay."
Broad City
"Cool... Come in."
Broad City
"We got you the batteries and duct tape, Sour Patch Kids,"
Broad City
"Nutter Butters, Mrs. Fields cookies."
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"'Cause we all might die, so..."
Broad City
"And they gave us potato salad half off."
Broad City
"Wow... Great... That's awesome."
Broad City
"So many awesome things happening here right now."
Broad City
"Like, for instance, Bevers is here."
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"- And he invited his sister to stay. - Ew."
Broad City
"Here... Right now."
Broad City
"So..."
Broad City
"Yeah... I just found out that she has an 11th toe."
Broad City
"Funny enough."
Broad City
"And she said that it's not where you would expect it to be."
Broad City
"- What do you mean? - I don't know."
Broad City
"'Sup, Marla Bevers."
Broad City
"Do I smell potato salad?"
Broad City
"Just kidding."
Broad City
"I know I smell potato salad."
Broad City
"I think it was a gift for the host of the party."
Broad City
"Isn't this so fun?"
Broad City
"It's like the gang's all here."
Broad City
"Yeah... I was dying to see"
Broad City
"where my baby bro lives."
Broad City
"Well, it's not his apartment."
Broad City
"His girlfriend lives here, so..."
Broad City
"Where is your girlfriend, dude?"
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"- Well, she went... - Yeah, she went to her parents' house."
Broad City
"In Jersey."
Broad City
"To escape the storm."
Broad City
"They were supposed to go... She asked him to go."
Broad City
"I don't know what's going on with that."
Broad City
"It's just too much presh."
Broad City
"Her parents are like, too into me."
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"They just think I'm really fun, but the fun's staying here!"
Broad City
"It's like camp right now!"
Broad City
"I have an idea... Drinking game."
Broad City
"Yes!"
Broad City
"Yes!"
Broad City
"Mm."
Broad City
"- Yes! - Yes, I get the booze."
Broad City
"I think that's a great idea, Ilana."
Broad City
"Thank you for being here and bringing people."
Broad City
"I love you too, dude."
Broad City
"It's like a moment."
Broad City
"I feel like nobody else is here, you know?"
Broad City
"In case we all die, there is something"
Broad City
"that I must confess to you, Ilana."
Broad City
"Um..."
Broad City
"Last summer, um, I switched our laptop chargers in the night..."
Broad City
"during the night, like a sneaky thief."
Broad City
"And that's why yours never works."
Broad City
"And I see you try and you try and you try"
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"and it's because it's mine."
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"- Oh. - It's never gonna work, Ilana."
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"I'm so sorry."
Broad City
"It's not a big deal at all."
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