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Clips from Maggie (2022) - You Are the Master of Your Own Emotions (S01E01)

"- Oh-- Ben!"
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"Wrap me up in a straitjacket and fly me over the cuckoo's nest,"
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"because that is crazy."
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"- That is crazy, right? - Yes, it's crazy."
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"I mean, do you see the chalk outline of my body on the floor right now?"
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"Because you killed me with that information."
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"[door opens]"
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"- Did you tell your sister I didn't think she liked me?"
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"- What?"
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"Wrap me in a straitjacket, 'cause that's crazy."
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"- Okay, well, she just left me the weirdest voicemail."
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"AMY: [over phone] Hey, sister friend. [chuckles]"
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"Uh, I just want to say that I love ya, obviously."
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"And, hey, thanks for the coffee you bought me"
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"at the mall that time."
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"So hot. Yummy."
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"Anyway, thanks again."
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"Mwah. - Well, that is... that's nice."
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"- Yeah. And then right after, she Venmo'd me $22."
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"- Is that how much she thinks coffee costs?"
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"- Babe, don't meddle, okay."
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"It's fine. I honestly don't care."
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"- Look, I'm not meddling, okay."
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"I'm just getting in the middle of things to make sure it gets better."
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"[chuckling]"
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"- Thank god you're here. - Thank god you're here."
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"I just found the funniest video of Brendan Fraser clapping."
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"[whines]"
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"What is wrong? You love Brendan Fraser."
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"- I broke up with John, and you know he loves to clap."
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"- Wait, you broke up? I thought you liked him."
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"- I did, but I could tell that you didn't see us together in the future."
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"So I figured why waste my time?"
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"- Wait, I didn't say that."
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"- Not with words. - What do you mean?"
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"- Obviously, you have your whole rule"
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"about not giving your friends any readings"
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"but when you have a vision, you kind of have a tell."
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"- I do not have a tell."
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"[Maggie scoffs] - Oh yeah?"
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"Okay, watch. This is you."
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"Hmm."
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"- Okay. I do not do that."
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"- Yeah, you do. Other times, you wince."
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"One time, you swallowed a fly,"
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"and it went in your mouth and never came out."
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"- Wait, you, you broke up with John because I made a face."
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"That's terrible. - It's not my fault."
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"You're very expressive when you get a bad vision."
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"- It wasn't a bad vision. He was writing a song shirtless."
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"- Ohh!"
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"Okay. Well, I love it when he does that."
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"He thinks better with his shirt off. He calls it noodling."
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"- It was about his dog, which sounds cute,"
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"but it was mostly howling."
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"- He's so creative."
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"Oh yeah. There you go. You're doing it again."
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"- That's just my face!"
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"I swallowed a fly?"
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"- Yeah. It was big."
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"♪"
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"- Dad, do I have a face?"
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"- Of course, you do."
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"Got eyes and a nose"
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"and those big old eyebrows of yours."
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"- No. Louise says that she can see"
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"when I'm having a good or a bad vision"
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"and that she's been reading my tells for years."
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"- Huh."
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"Well, maybe what you need is a poker face."
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"Like when I play poker."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Here. Watch."
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"This is what I look like when I have a straight."
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"This is what I look like when I have nothing."
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"- How do you do that?"
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"- Try thinking of something happy but don't show me."
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"[mimics buzzer] Honey, you're showing."
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"Okay, if you can't hide your tells, you can always cover them"
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"by distracting the other person."
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"That's what I do."
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"Sometimes I'll just suddenly speak in French."
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"[speaking French]"
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"It totally throws them."
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"[chuckles]"
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"- You should really teach a masterclass."
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"Oh, hi."
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"- Uh, I, I can come back."
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"- Uh, no. Oh, that's not, that's not what it looks like."
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"I was just, um... summoning demons."
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"- Well, then, okay, it's exactly what it looks like."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"I was in the neighborhood,"
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"thought I'd bring you some dumplings."
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"Oh my goodness."
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"I really don't want to leave, but I should get back to my workout."
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"- You were in the middle of a workout? You're in jeans."
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"- You can avoid a workout in any clothing."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
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"The Renaissance Faire is in town,"
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"and I don't know if you know this, but they have goats."
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"And honestly, I'm reaching here."
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"I really am."
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"I just, I don't know, I'd really like to see you again."
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"- I don't know. Can we speak Ye Olde English the whole time?"
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"- Thine inquiry doth--"
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"I regretted that as soon as I started it."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Alright. Oh, almost forgot the best part."
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"You must love these."
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"♪"
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"- Ah, fortune cookies."
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"- Or are they your competition?"
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"- You know what? Maybe we're moving too fast."
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"Are we moving too fast?"
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"- Uh, you know what? Yeah, I definitely could slow down right now."
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"I mean, I can feel my food coming up."
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"I'm actually worried that you might have to carry me back to my CrossFit class."
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